Me: No wait! I do own Percy Jackson and the Oly-
Baby Percy: -throws up on me-
Sally: -laughing- Good job Percy! And she doesn't own Percy Jackson!
Me:-glaring- I'd watch out if I were you, Jackson…
Baby Percy sat in his mother's lap babbling random words as Sally fed him spoonfuls of lumpy orange baby food that Sally was sure was supposed to be carrots.
"Percy," said Sally "Can you laugh for mommy?"
Percy just mumbled " Blablob."
" Azlo- Blerf!"
So Sally tried to make him laugh by playing peek-a-boo, tickling, using baby-talk and his toys. Until, finally, just when she was about to give up, Percy started started to (sort of) smile.
" Yeah?" said Sally hopefully. " Will you laugh for me?"
Percy wasn't exactly laughing, but his facial expressions told Sally her was definitely about to do something.
He started to open his mouth, and and…
Percy throw up on his mom.
They sat in silence, Sally had her eyes closed.
Percy slowly started to smile. Because, let's face it, Sally covered in puke and (carrots?) was pretty funny. Slowly, Sally started to smile too.
And they both burst out laughing.