Okay, I got writer's block for my story 'Witch Sisters', so, on a whim, I decided to do this. Anywho, enjoy~!

One beautiful day in Wonderland, King Jack was taking a walk in the city, when a random passerby yelled, "Douche bag!", stabbed him in his 'manhood' and proceeded to run for the hills. Needless to say, Jack went down like a big rock in the ocean.

Then, some other dude jumped out and smacked him on the head with a steel pipe. He followed the first man.

Out of nowhere, everyone on the street pulled weapons from god-knows-where and started hitting, stabbing, shooting and even throwing flowed pots at him. After about an hour of this, he screamed, "WHY DO THE BEAUTIFUL ALWAYS DIE YOUNG? WHY DAMMNIT?" He then died.

Everyone cheered, and threw a big-ass party. Everyone danced, drank and threw beer-cans all night long. By about 2:00am, everyone had either passed out or died from alcohol poisoning.

After the big-ass party, everyone who lived had a big-ass hangover. They agreed that it was worth it.

The End

My third Jack kill-off fic. Yeah, I hate him that much. So, in other news, REVIEW! I will pay you in the form of, lint?