23LAST CHAPTER! But, I must stress that the best glee fanfiction ever is Shattered by Swing girl at heart! I would like to thank everyone who read Monster Mash, which was over EIGHT HUNDRED PEOPLE! I love you all! Enjoy!
"Did you have fun tonight Mike?" Tina asked sitting down beside Mike
"Yeah, I guess." Mike replied
"You guess?" Tina asked
"Well, there was no Halloween music for me to groove to babe! It was like being locked in a holiday-deprived cage!" Mike stressed
"Wow, I didn't know that you cared that much about a holiday that celebrates the dead and hell." Tina joked
"I'm sorry." Mike apologized
"For what? Being an awesome boyfriend?" Tina complimented him. Mike and Tina had finally moved on from Dim-Som to other restaurants, like Breadsticks and Denny's.
"Don't forget my abs and my dance moves!"
"Oh, and your singing voice!" Tina joked "Phenomenal!" The conversation died again, and then Tina had an epiphany. She knew the perfect Halloween song for this very situation. There was even a movie about it that her and Mike watched with Tina's little sister. "Hey Brad!" Tina hissed. Brad was lingering by the piano, or what was like his piano. Glee club wasn't glee club unless Brad was around. Brad did his silent "What?" face to Tina. "Do you know Monster Mash by Bobby Picket?" Tina asked. Brad nodded. Then Tina nodded to the band, which was also always magically there, and they started the song up. "Mike, shake your chains! And Puck, heat up the punch and make a bubbling noise!
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise!"
"He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash" Quinn sang as she got everyone else to dance
"From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes" Tina sang
"They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash" Everyone joined in
"The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" "
"They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash"
"Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
"It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
"Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Here's a little treat for all you kids-there's gonna be a CHRISTMAS ONE! I am like, 95% sure that I woun't do any of the songs on the real Glee Christmas album, but I'll do songs like Do they Know it's Christmas and merry Christmas Darling, and a really good one called "I met my old lover in the grocery store" :D I'll keep ya posted!