6THE METROVILLE TRIBUNE
AN INTERVIEW WITH SUPERS - AND EQUALLY SUPERPOWERED MONSTERS
SHORT RANTS
Interviewer: So Frozone, what say you about how having a secret identity impacts on a Super's actions?
Frozone: "Super-ladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. [whispers] Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that! I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that." I mean, you tell me you're, uh, super-mega-ultra-lightning babe? That's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good."
Interviewer: In addition, folks, we have the totally cool partner of Frozone with us today. Gabumon, what is it like doing humanity a big favour on a daily basis?
Gabumon: "It's just the good ol' feeling when you know you've brought a criminal to justice! Then you're free to sit back, relax, & enjoy the world go by."
Interviewer: & next up, in Room 2 - the city's most dynamic duo, Mr. Incredible & Agumon. Anything you wanna share on roadblocks in performing hero work?
Mr Incredible: "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I want it to stay saved, you know, for a little bit. I feel like the maid! Can we keep it clean for…for even ten minutes?
"Sometimes, I think I'd like the simple life. Relax a little…raise a family…"
Agumon: "Personally, I think he's nuts. The minute he goes soft the bad guys will really be out to trip him up."
Mr Incredible: "Real funny Agumon. Your paranoia's gotten to you."
Interviewer: Next we speak to Elastigirl who has her independent views on 'the simple life'. Beside her this moment is Renamon, her loyal, foxy Digimon partner.
Elastigirl: "Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so!" [pause] "Renamon, flank me. Hurry."
Renamon: "Well, the point speaks for itself. I'd rather we take the heat of the action in hero work than wind down in a cozy little home. It would be plain, or uninteresting, even dull.."