A/N: Well, now all those who are my readers should know most of my OC's by now!
Disclaimer: I only own my OC's! Everything else belongs to Nintendo of course.
How Every Retard is Created
It was a fine morning in the Smash Universe as always. Nothing had bothered the Smashers for the past month. The massive war had ended, the demons were vanquished and Feldspar had mysteriously disappeared, never to be heard from again by the superior forms of the Smashers. The sun had risen half way, the grass still having dew on their blades. Three specific Smashers had formed a strong bond and soon created a team they simply call The Blue Team. They call it this because the young swordsman, IKE, better known as plain Ike now but still with the emphasis by few, had an intense love for the color blue but disapproved of anyone else to join their group, thus making Ike the supposed leader of their team. The other two members are a pikachu with blue goggles, named Sammy, and a winged puffball Star Warrior, named Black Knight, who is now an official Veteran for the many wars he had fought in the past year or so. These three characters will be the main stars for this...abnormal tale.
The door slammed open as Ike bounced out of the Mansion quite literally, slamming the door shut powerfully behind him; leaving the Mansion vibrating.
"Yes! A blue sky, again!" Ike hollered, thrusting his elbows backwards in a "yes!" motion.
"If I may, Ike. The sky is ALWAYS blue!" Came a rather irritated voice from above.
"Oh my God! The sky knows my name!" Ike screamed, pulling his sword from his scabbard and slashing at relatively nothing.
"Ike," came an irritated sigh of the same voice, "Do the world a favor; turn around and look up!"
Ike did as he was instructed and looked upon Black Knight's circular form as he sat on the Mansion's roof.
"Oh," Ike sighed, "Phew, for the second there I thought that the sky was talking."
"And on what planet did you think that the sky could talk?" Black Knight asked calmly, curious of Ike's response.
"Um," the teen scratched the back of his head with his sword hand, "The one I come from."
"Ha! I'd love to hear it then!" Black Knight laughed sarcastically.
"Really! Then maybe when we all go back to our planets, I can take you with me and you can chat with the sky!" Ike had apparently taken Black Knight's comment seriously, unaware that the Veteran had no intention of speaking with such impossible character.
Black Knight face-palmed, "Ike, I didn't me—"
"And you and I can hang out together and we can run around together! Oh! And live together!" Ike was obviously not with them anymore.
"Great BlackStar!" Black Knight pleaded, rolling his eyes at Ike.
"Hi, Blackberry." Sammy rubbed his eyes crawling out his bedroom window to stand next to the puffball.
"Will you stop calling me that, rat?" Black Knight growled.
"Yah, whatever. Time for breakfast!" Sammy pulled out a bottle of hot fudge, uncapped it and began to drink the liquid chocolate.
Black Knight's eyes went wide and he stared intently at the chocolate but refrained himself to lunge out and steal it from the mouse pokèmon.
"So what's Ike doing?" Sammy asked.
"It appears he is currently not with us right now." Black Knight stared down at the teen who was walking in circles counting on his fingers, possibilities if he and Black Knight were together on his home planet.
"I thought he was never with us." Sammy asked.
"That is very true." Black Knight stared up at the almost invisible white moon.
"See that Blackberry? That's called a moon! It is—ah!"
"Shut up, flea-bitten hairball!" Black Knight had pushed Sammy off the roof but he landed heavily on his four paws.
"Ouch! Way to go **! I lost my precious bottle of fudge!" Sammy glared at the pink eyed Black knight who was amused that the Pikachu mentioned that.
"Oh! You mean this?" Black waved the desert bottle in the air.
Sammy's face went red and he quickly jumped into the air and snatched the bottle from Black Knight's gloved hand and attempted to use an Iron Tail on the puffball but he moved out of the way too quickly.
"Morning, Team Idiot!" a familiar voice laughed.
Black, Sammy, and even Ike turned toward Sonic who laughed at the three mainly because of Ike. Black Knight's eyes went red and a smile spread across his masked face, his sharp fangs appearing. Sammy smirked and could sense a rare smile upon the knight's face and knew exactly what he was thinking about.
"Hey, Sonic! You should legally change your name to Spiked Bacon!" Ike called out.
The hedgehog glared, "Why? What's wrong with being Sonic?"
"Because! There's already a restaurant named Sonic and your name doesn't need to disgrace it!"
"That, and I hope you don't taste bad as bacon! What do you say Black?"
Black's smile was lost and his red eyes flashed back to gold, "I don't eat junk food."
"Yah...ok, whatever. Anyway, where was I? Oh, yah! Sonic, I hope you get along with grease and the skillet really well! I'm gonna have me some bacon!"
"BACON!" Ike screamed.