Disclaimer: I don't own CM or any of the characters
Suddenly, the genius' machine started beeping in the operating room.
"Charge it, 100!" The male doctor ordered.
He pressed the paddles to the dying man's chest, but nothing happened.
"Charge, 200!" the doctor said, and this time the beeps evened out. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and the doctors resumed their operation.
Outside in the waiting room, the oldest profiler was staring at the media liason. "Don't you think she has a nice ass?" he asked his boss.
The unit chief rolled his eyes. "Honestly, you made that one slight innuendo the first time you met her, and now you keep repeating that!" He eyed the Ambassador's daughter hungrily.
"Hey, Spence's doctor is out," the blonde said, wiping her tears. "Oh, please, tell us, how is Spence? Is Spence okay? Did Spence make it?"
The doctor nodded grimly. "He will be fine. But for now, he needs lots of rest."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
The next day, Jason Gideon had inexplicably disappeared again, and the young genius was out of the hospital, and back at work. He is going through cases with the woman who gives press conferences and all he is thinking about is drugs, when he sees something that makes his heart feel like it is going to burst.
"Jayje, who is THAT?" he asks, gawking at the woman. His heart thuds painfully in his chest.
The communications co-ordinator looks up. "Oh, Spence, that's Jessica Swan, Spence, and she's a new recruit to the BAU. Spence, she's a genius too, Spence."
The highly intelligent man drooled, and walked over to the new recruit. "Hi."
She looked down shyly. "Hi."
Just then, Rossi will come up to them, and he will give them both a look of knowing. "We have a case that came straight to Hotch," he will say, glancing at them both. They will follow him into the conference room.
They all walked into the press conference room, where the male genius sat down while his female friend stood awkwardly and finally decided to sit next to him.
"Here is our case!" the unit chief said. "It is in Louisville, Kentucky, which-"
"-is the largest city in Kentucky, has a population of 721, 594 and is most well-known for the Kentucky Derby, the widely-watched first race of the Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing. It..." she trails off, and looks awkward.
"Wow," says the brunette female profiler.
The unit chief swoons. "That's what you said when we had sex the first time!" He goes rock-hard for the fifth time that morning, and retires to his office to send his lover dirty texts.
"You're a genius too," said the media liaison, who is a little jealous.
"I can read twenty thousand words a minute, I have an eidetic memory, and an IQ of 186," she said.
"Well, what do you know?" the oldest profiler is going to say. "Reid here has an IQ of 187."
"Oh, that is so cool!" she is going to gasp. "Now I have someone I can share my feelings of social rejection with! And guess what?"
"What?" the profiler whose initials are DM will say.
"My dad is a paranoid schizophrenic! Not my mom, because that would be way too much of a coincidence and unbelievable."
The one who is called Spence will hug her, and they immediately fell in love and lives happily ever after for eternity, with little mini-Reids and mini-Jessicas.
Tense changes, sometimes in the middle of the paragraph (for anyone who is confused, the future parts were tense changes)
The OC love interest who is SO like Reid, but not completely (thank you, Fairytopia!)
Gideon's arrival, and then his disappearance
Reid's drug addiction magically disappears when he meets aforementioned OC
Reid, or any other character, dying