Madhattress: Okay please dont hate me! My computer had a virus! so its not my fault for the longggg wait. I will probaly update every other week. Dont loose interest please! Also I have other stories.
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Anybody like Beetlejuice here? I got one for that too. And personally I think it came out pretty good. It's called 'Getting Too Friendly.'
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well on with chapter 3!
Alice stepped out of the carriage. She stepped onto the property smiling thinking of her fond memories. She stepped into Ascot Manor and reluctantly made her way to the ball room. The ball room was a wonderous sight . Any new comer would be excited about this. Alice however knew better. She stepped in and was immediately aproached by her mother with a raven haired gentlemman in hand. This time she waited four seconds instead of two. A sign of improvement perhaps? I wouldn't count on it.
"Sigh. She means well" Alice thought.
"Alice! This is Jonathan Fletcher. He's a lord and..." Helen went on with Jonathans accomplishments and such while Alice thought about what it would be like to be a carrot. Silly little musings kept her on her toes. She supressed a giggle at the thought."...and he's here just to dance with you!" Alice tuned back in just to here her finish as she shoved the young man at her.
That was the beggining of about 20 different men (all with the best credentials of course.) pushed into dancing with her. All of them with the personality of a cinderblock
Alice about an hour later sat down at a table and rested her eyes. She was having a nice time until her sleep was interrupted with drunken guffaws and laughs. Alice's eyes shot open. She knew that voice way too well. It belonged too(unfortunetly) Lowell Manchester. Alice's sister's lowlife husband. Alice got up and tried to slip away without being noticed by lowell and the little group of friends surrounding him. She was unsuccessful.
"Ey gents!"Lowell slurred, "It's Alice. I told you 'bout her right? She turns down the proposal from a lord and then buys her father's company trying to be a man or something. Most likely she's a lesbian or something like " He laughed stupidly again. Drunk or not that was uncalled for. She was not in the best of moods and decided to give him a piece of her mind.
Alice started " Now I don't think-"
" Then you shouldn't talk!" Lowell countered was indignant. She walked up and slapped him hard across the face. She left into the gardens sick of this party already. "Actually" she thought "I'm sick of this life! . I've done what I had to do, answered all of those questions. What else is there?There's nothing left for me here,"
However, there was something for her some where else. As she drew closer to the dark path ahead leading to the rabbit hole she reminisced about her time in Wonderland. " Well,Underland actually " she thought smiling. She thought of her fear facing the Jabberwocky , her happiness of finding Hatter alive, and her saddness at leaving a place she loved so much. She was deep in thought. In fact so deep in thought was she that she didnt notice the hand whip out and grabb her covering her mouth. Well she noticed it now. She really didn't appreciate the one hand holding her. mostly because it rested on her chest in a place that it really shouldn't be. She smelt beer and wine from her captor and realized that it was her brother and law that had her in his grip.
" It's not nice to hit , dear Alice" he hissed in her ear." Your going to pay for it and I know how" he whispered grinning.
Alice's eyes opened wide in fear and she brought her elbow down and rammed it in his stomache. she then turned around and kicked him "where the sun don't shine" for good measure. She took off running. " If I run fast enough I'll get there and jump in before he can move. He'd never suspect I would go down a rabbit hole" She thought.
She ran but then tripped . Lowell had grabbed her ankle. He grabbed her and planted a sloppy kiss on her lips.
"NO!"she yelled! Lowell ripped part of her dress off and stuffed it in her mouth .
"You talk to much " he commented. Alice started crying."Don't cry my sweet you'll be in pure bliss momentarily." he said ripping open the front of her dress. Alice screamed throught the cloth bringing her knee up and hitting him square in his got up and kicked him in the groin again and ran to the rabbit hole jumping in. She headed toward the one place she wanted to be right .
Tarrant woke up . He dreamily got up and brushed his teeth and unruly electric orange hair.(not with the same brush mind you)
He slipped on a white button down, his vest and his favorite pair of pinstriped pants. He grabbed his hat and black coat and headed out to the dining room. He sat down at the (of course) white table. Chessur appeared lazily on his shoulder.
"Tarrant. Good morning. How is our milliner doing today?" he asked in that strangely hot voice of his.
(Chessur: =) Why thank you)
" I consider it a bad morning Chess. For what is so good about Griblig day*? Do yae have anae ideae wha' it's the annaeversaery o'? " as he spoke his voice got louder and his brogue became more prominent.
" Now , now let's try and remain calm." Mirana's light voice rang in Tarrant's ear.
"Chess! Stop messin' with the 'atter!" Mallymkun yelled.
"Stop lyin' to mae! I saw ye with the fork in the drawae!" Thackery and his spoon were having relationship problems. Through the confusion Hatter sulked.
"YOUR MAJESTY!" The doors burst open. Bill the lizard yelled out "Alice she was found at the edge of Tugley Wood. She's hurt real bad. Mctwisp is working with the Tweedles to bring her over right now." He finished gasping for air.
"Alice is hurt?" Hatter lisped back to his old self.
"Call the guards! " Mirana yelled a second the castle was full of chaos preparing and minutes later the guards entered with Alice on a stretcher with a blanket over her. Tarrant came near and moved to pick her up and bring her to her room.
" I wouldnt if I were you." a guard said "She was found with her...er um, dress ripped open. Evidence showed she was attacked in Overland."
Madhattress: Oh no how will hatter react O.O?(Not that we can't guess.) Will Alice live?(If she didn't this would be a very short story, now wouldn't it be?) Will I ever stop asking questions? Probably not.
(^) Its a penguin.
Chessur: Are you being random because you are out of things to say?
Madhattress:(red faced) Shut up you slurvish feline.
Chessur: Oh you know you love to hear my hot voice...
Madhattress: 0.0 I dont- you can't-
Chessur: I've rendered her speechless. Someone harboring some sort of crush? (smiles)
Madhattress: Why you infuriating little-!
( I totally stole Ferb's last name back there.)