Title: Touch My Man Again (And I'm Gonna Fuck You Up)
Author: Sleeping_Lion7
Summary: Principal Danzo makes the mistake of grabbing Naruto's arm hard enough to bruise, Sasuke makes sure the man won't make that mistake again.
Pairing: SasuNaru
Rating: Teen for Language
Warning: Language, Unbetaed
Genre: Fluff
Disclaimer: Standard disclaimers apply
Word Count: 2,982
A/N: So, this was based off an incident that happened at my school the other day, except the boyfriend didn't really beat the hell out of our principal because the teacher and his friends (including me) talked him down.
Naruto Uzumaki couldn't help it, he really couldn't, it was just that, with the wonderful day he'd been having-waking up late, missing the bus, and forgetting his lunch only to find he didn't have any money either-having to dodge a book that was millimeters away from hitting him straight in the face after said book was being thrown around by a bunch of freshmen punks sent him over the proverbial edge.
"Get. The FUCK! Out. Of. My way!"
The freshmen jumped and scurried away, leaving the book (Algebra 2) laying in the middle of the hallway. The rest of the students blinked disbelievingly at Naruto, cussing was considered a 'serious' offence.
A pale hand grabbed his upper arm in a strong and unforgiving grip as an angry growl filled the air "Mister Uzumaki, I know that you enjoy being a delinquent, but I would deeply appreciate it if you kept your foul mouth and bad habits away from the school grounds."
Naruto glared up defiantly at the older man, Principle Danzo, through his bangs. He really, really hated that man. The blonde let out a small grunt as the grip on his arm tightened before he was shoved into another person.
"Take care of this trouble making brat, Mizuki," Danzo said with a wave of his hand before walking off.
"Come on you waste of space." The other man growled, clearly unhappy about having to deal with the blonde. Naruto hid a wince when the silver haired man grabbed him just as tightly, managing to grasp the same spot Danzo had.
Naruto left the principal's office with several days of detention and a bout of low self esteem, it had been a while since someone had called him that many names so disgustedly.
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Naruto rubbed his arm gingerly and pushed his orange sleeve up, the skin of his upper arm already covered with a dark bruise. Neither man had been very gentle with him earlier. He jumped slightly when someone flopped into the desk right behind his.
"Shit man." Naruto's best friend Kiba hissed, eyeing the bruise "What the hell happened?"
Naruto quickly recounted the events leading up to the massive bruise on his arm.
"Shit man." Kiba repeated "Sasuke's gonna be pissed when he finds out."
Naruto shot Kiba a quick look "That's why we won't be telling Sasuke."
Kiba's eyes widened and Naruto froze when a familiar voice from behind purred
"And what, exactly, won't we be telling Sasuke, Naruto?"
"Ehehehe," Naruto began nervously to himself "You must have miss heard me Sasuke." the blonde tried, turning to face the dark haired boy sitting in front of him.
"Oh did I, my mistake, so then, what did you say?" was the smooth reply, Naruto could feel the amusement radiating from Sasuke.
Naruto's eyes darted around the room, trying to think of an excuse, when out of the corner of his eye he saw Kiba make a sudden movement. He had no time to brace himself before a capped pen was roughly shoved at his bruise. Naruto let out a hiss and drew his arm to him while simultaneously punching Kiba in the chest. "Stop moving your head and let me punch you in the face," Naruto hissed "That hurt asshole."
His injured arm being grabbed brought Naruto's attention back to the narrow eyed dark haired boy sitting in front of him.
Naruto gulped slightly when Sasuke pushed his sleeve up. Pale lips pulled back into a snarl and Sasuke's head snapped up from where it was bent, inspecting the bruise.
"What is this?" the dark eyed youth hissed dangerously. Naruto scratched the back of his head with the arm that wasn't in Sasuke's death grip and let out another nervous chuckle.
"It's nothing 'Suke, ran into the door again."
Dark eyes narrowed farther "Did this door have hands?"
Naruto stared blankly at him.
"This bruise is in the shape of finger marks dobe, so lets try again. What. The Hell. Happened?"
Before Naruto could come up with another lie Kiba butted in with a "Those jerk offs we call principles grabbed him earlier."
Sasuke blinked and let go of Naruto's arm calmly and took a deep breath "Excuse me?"
Naruto lunged quickly at Kiba, trying to slap a hand over the dog loving brunettes mouth but the other boy caught his writs and sent Naruto an annoyed look before explaining to Sasuke exactly what happened.
Halfway through his encounter with Danzo, Sasuke had a white knuckled grip on the pen that he had in his left hand and a fist curled so tightly that he was cutting into his palm with his blunt nails.
Sasuke was shaking and breathing heavily out of rage by the end of the story. He rose from his seat and began to move towards the door when the bell rang and their teacher, Iruka-sensei, stepped through the doorway and closed the door firmly behind him.
The older man gave the room a smile "Please take a seat everyone," he said as he made his way to his own desk at the front of the classroom. Everyone obeyed the polite request but Sasuke who continued to move to the door.
"Please go to your seat Mr. Uchiha," Iruka said with a frown, as cold and silent as the younger boy was, he always did as asked.
"Please forgive me Iruka-sensei, but I've just found out that there is something I need to deal with." Sasuke's voice was strained in anger and the teacher's eyes widened, he'd never heard such unrestrained emotion in the youngest Uchiha's voice.
Before he could respond, however, Sasuke was already out the door and prowling down the hall. Iruka was briefly reminded of a panther hunting its prey. It suddenly occurred to him that the Uchiha was every bit as dangerous as they said, and he wondered briefly if he should go after him.
"Oh shit!" Naruto exclaimed, jumping out of his seat after the door had slammed shut.
"Naruto, sit down!" Iruka yelled, still shocked about Sasuke's behavior.
"Sorry 'Ruka, I gotta go stop Sasuke from killing someone!" Naruto shouted over his shoulder, as he ran out of the room.
Iruka blinked and looked around the room for some sort of answer. "He's not joking Iruka-sensei, Sasuke's really pissed." Kiba said with a shrug.
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Sasuke stood outside the principals office shaking in rage, he took a few deep breaths trying to calm the tremors running up and down his spine, he couldn't even open the door he was shaking so hard. He ground his teeth together harshly, the large ugly bruise that marred his blonde's arm flashed in his mind's eye.
He twisted the doorknob and shoved the door open, secretly satisfied with the way it bounced off the wall, leaving a noticeable crack in the plaster.
"Ah-ah, M-mister Uchiha, what are you doing here?" Danzo stuttered in shock, the Uchiha had never been called into his office for behavioral problems, and his entry was so violent. Danzo had read the youngest Uchiha's discipline record so he knew before he had transferred to Konoha High, the Uchiha Sasuke had quite a temper and had often gotten into violent fights, sending the other person to the hospital in an ambulance a high percent of the time, only the Uchiha family's money and power had kept the boy from being in juvenile detention until he was old enough for an actual jail ceil; but he had seemed to settle down since he had been transferred and hadn't gotten so much as a tardy before now-the dark haired boy before him was actually the schools prize student, the smartest, the best athlete they had, and was student council president.
"I'm here because I have a problem with you." the dark haired male growled and Danzo swallowed, maybe the boy did belong in a juvenile detention center, or the psyche ward. He took a moment to compose himself and spoke as calmly as he could.
"And what exactly is the issue you have with me Mister Uchiha?"
Sasuke twitched at the arrogant tone and was across the small office in moments, and hand around the older man's neck, forcing his rolling chair to skid back and smash against the wall violently, the older man jerking in his grip.
"I have to problems actually, one is your condescending attitude, but I could have let that one slide, my main issue with you is the fact that you laid you hands on Uzumaki Naruto, and I take high offence to that." He growled out.
Danzo, despite his lack of air, sniffed haughtily "And why should it upset you how I discipline that filthy useless boy, he has no respect for elders and is a delinquent who should be thrown out of school, if the school board wasn't continuing to be a pain in the neck, refusing my request to boot him, he'd be gone."
The older man knew he'd made a mistake the moment the words had left his mouth as he watch Sasuke's eyes dilate in his rage. He let out a choked gasp as the hand tightened.
"I'm not upset you fool, I'm beyond outraged, there isn't a word for the murderous intent I feel towards you right now," Sasuke hissed "I don't appreciate you talking about my boyfriend in such a manner, and will no longer allow you to do so," he smirked viciously "In fact…." his hand began to tighten and he chuckled slightly.
The older man could see the black tinge creep up in his vision as the strength to fight drained from his body, and suddenly his throat was released and air rushed back into his body, lungs working hard to pull the life giving gas into them.
Relief didn't last long before a fist crashed into the side of his face and pain blossomed through his cheek, and another punch to the stomach and a third to his chest. The forth was halted by a loud bark of 'Sasuke Uchiha!'
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Sasuke swallowed when his name rang through the small office, he was in trouble now, Naruto hated it when he lost control of his temper, and he'd really lost control this time. He backed away from the chair (and the pathetic man in it) immediately and slid to his boyfriend's side, hoping to appease the blonde's anger, if only the slightest.
"Vice Principle Mizuki, call Uchiha's parents immediately." Danzo croaked, obviously still trying to sound haughty.
Sasuke smirked inwardly as the man let out a pathetic squeak when he glared at him.
"They'll be here in five minuets sir." Mizuki said as he came through the door. He paused and looked at the other man in horror, red finger marks stuck out on the other's throat and his cheek was starting to swell.
The Mizuki felt a wave of dread wash over him sharply when the Uchiha turned hate filled eyes to him, the boy gave him a smirk and mouthed the words 'you're next' to him.
"Naruto, will you go meet my parents out front and show them to the office?" Sasuke murmured to his blonde boyfriend. Naruto looked up at him scrutinizing "You'll behave?" the blonde asked as if he where a child, Sasuke resisted the urge to roll his eyes, knowing it wouldn't help his situation with his boyfriend just then, and nodded obediently. Naruto gave a huff and turned on his heel, "I'll be back."
Sasuke turned and gave Mizuki a animalistic grin as soon as Naruto closed the door behind him, and the other man back up slightly. He only had the chance to shuffle backwards a step and a half before Sasuke pounced like a lion. He grinned wildly when the man's nose let out a satisfying crunch and flattened under his fist, he pulled back and swung again, fist connecting hard with the man's check bone. He continued to merrily beat the other until he heard foot steps coming toward the office.
Sasuke stood and hauled Mizuki up by his collar, pushing him to slump against the wall. He turned to the door and discreetly wiped his bloody knuckles on the dark handkerchief his mother insisted he always carry in his back pocket. He quickly shoved the cloth back into his back pocket and straightened when he heard the door handle turn.
Naruto stepped in, followed by his parents. The blonde scowled at him as he took in Mizuki who was still leaning against the wall for support, a blood streaked hand covering his nose.
"You promised me you'd be good Sasuke," Naruto reprimanded, and Sasuke held back a flinch, ah, Naruto was even angrier now.
"I was being good," he said, trying to hold back the whine that was trying to seep in "this," he gestured to the to older men "was me being good, they're not dead are they?"
Naruto huffed "Being good means standing there and not touching anybody."
Sasuke opened his mouth but Danzo interrupted.
"Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha, I'm Principle Danzo and I'm sorry to have met like this, but, your son is in danger of expulsion, and I'm thinking-as well as, I'm sure, my colleague Vice Principle Mizuki-about pressing charges against your him for assault and battery."
Sasuke father raised his eyebrow "And, what, may I ask happened?"
"Your son came in here and tried to choke me to death, but I managed to stop him from achieving his goal," the principal replied, a bragging tone in his voice.
Sasuke's mother let out a derisive snort "If Sasuke wanted to kill you, you'd be dead, my son has been trained by the finest martial arts masters in the world."
"Sasuke has not had any behavioral problems since he has transferred here, why dind he lash out at you today."
"I haven't any idea what caused this violent behavior." Danzo said with a sniff.
"Oh you don't?" Sasuke hissed dangerously and the man paled, but he tilted his head arrogantly and held his ground, confident that the boy would not attack in front of his parents. He was wrong, the youngest Uchiha let out a snarl and lunged at him once more, hands reaching for Danzo's throat. Strong arms wrapped around his waist and yanked him back against a broad chest.
"Such anger little brother, what exactly did he do to you?"
Sasuke stopped struggling and stood stiffly, muscles still tensed, waiting for his older brother, Itachi, to release him.
"What did he do?" Sasuke growled out shooting the principal a look before gently reaching out and grabbing Naruto, cradling the blonde to his body pushing the sleeve up the blonde's arm "This is what he did."
Itachi's nostrils flared, his mother stiffened, and his father's eyes narrowed in reaction. Hurting Sasuke's blonde was a grave sin to the Uchiha family, and, judging by the large midnight bruise on Naruto's tan arm and the way he subtly flinched and cast his eyes downward when either of the principles threw him a glare, Danzo and Mizuki had committed the truly atrocious sin of harming said blonde both physically and emotionally.
"I have no recollection of that." Danzo said coolly.
"So now you're calling Naruto a liar?" Sasuke seethed, tightening his grip on Naruto.
Naruto laid a calm hand on Sasuke's fore arm "Calm down Sasu, the bell's gonna ring any minuet, come on, let your parents take care of it and you can take me home."
He pushed himself out of Sasuke's arms and placed a kiss on each of the elder Uchiha's cheeks and softly apologized for causing problems and them having to stop what they where doing to solve said issues.
Each pair of dark eyes softened momentarily as the blonde bid them goodbye and pulled the now calm youngest Uchiha from the room.
It wasn't until three pairs of flinty eyes zoned in on him that Danzo realized exactly how bad a mistake he'd made when he'd grabbed the blonde earlier. Whatever the oldest Uchiha's where about to do would be as bad, if not worse, then the harsh beating that Uchiha Sasuke had given him.
He gulped and looked at Mizuki, who had a fearful look in his eye as well. He'd never wished he could turn back time as much as he could now, looking at three pairs of anger filled, coal black eyes.
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"I love you, you know that right?" Sasuke murmured as he pulled the nude blonde close to him, hand gently brushing over the bruise on the tan arm that was wrapped around his neck.
"Yeah, I know," Naruto murmured "I love you too," he sighed contently, nuzzling into the pale chest before him.
Sasuke tilted the blonde's head up and captured his kiss swollen lips gently for a moment before releasing them "Don't hide your pain from me Naruto, I'll always fight for you."
Naruto chuckled "I know you will 'Suke, but I don't need you going to jail for murder."
"I'd do it for you Naru," Sasuke said gently "I would spend the rest of my life in jail if it meant making sure a person who'd hurt you could never do it again."
Naruto smiled before sweetly kissing his boyfriend one last time before falling into a restful sleep.
Sasuke kissed the blonde's forehead and pulled his dark sheets over their cooling bodies before following his example.
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