Celebrity Deathmatch—Anime Style! Bulma's fired?
Hermione: (starts to cry)
Serena: Awww...Hermione...don't worry...
Hermione: Well **sniff*, Bulma couldn't get us any fights for today...
Serena: So...she was...was...FIRED! (cries with Hermione) We're...oh Hermione, I can't go on! You announce it!
Hermione: Ok **sniff** We're going to pull people out of the audience to fight...
Serena: (toughens up) NO! I won't stand for this! Let's go protest!
Serena, Hermione, and the audience: (run out of the building)
Serena, Hermione, and the audience: (march around with signs) NO BULMA, NO PEACE! NO BULMA, NO PEACE! NO BULMA, NO PEACE!
Bulma: (walks up to the crowd) You guys are great...but don't worry about me...I'll try to get another job...
Hermione: NO! I know I never really show much kindness toward you, but this is ridiculous! We're nothing without you!
Serena: Well, we're something...but not much!
Hermione: Come back to us, Bulma!
Bulma: I wish I could...but the boss...
Serena: Hey! I'll fight the boss in today's episode to try and win you back on the show! HEY BOSS!
Boss: What is it?
Serena: I challenge you to a celebrity deathmatch! If I win, Bulma gets to come back and host with us!
Boss: ...**sigh** silly girl...you'll never defeat me! I AM THE BOSS! MUWAHAHAHAH!
Bulma: I think the boss has finally snapped...
Hermione: Are you sure you wanna do this, Serena? I mean...look at him...he's...well...HUGE...
Serena: I can take him!
Bulma: But if you kill the boss, who will be our new boss?
Serena: Someone smarter...
Hermione: Someone skinnier...a lot skinner...
Serena: How 'bout Luna!
Bulma: YEAH! LUNA!
Luna: AH! Well...uh...I accept your offer, I guess...but if I agree to being your new boss, you have to let me be Mills Lane...
Bulma: Fine with me!
Serena: Sounds great!
Luna: Good! I've always wanted to say "Let's get it on!"
Serena: What are you doing here?
Goku: (shrugs) (walks away)
Boss: WAIT! You guys are all setting up a new boss and a Mills Lane...but Sailor Moon has not yet defeated me! And she never will! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Hermione: Oh yeah, he definitely snapped...
Bulma: That's cool...
Luna: Can I still be Mills Lane for this match even if Sailor Moon didn't win yet? I've always wanted to say that "Let's get it on!" line...
Serena: I see no harm in that...
Hermione: Yeah! That'd be cool!
Bulma: No problem there!
Everyone: (goes back inside)
Serena: MOON ETERNAL MAKE UP! (enters the ring)
Boss: (enters the ring)
Luna: Now, you two...ummm...there really aren't any rules as far as fighting goes...so...I'll say only this...LET'S GET IT ON!
Boss: (runs at Sailor Moon madly) BWAAAHAHHHAHAHAHAH! You are merely a hostess! But I...I am the great BOSS!
Sailor Moon: AAAH! (sticks out her foot)
Boss: (trips on Sailor Moon's foot and cries) WAAAH! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Bulma: That's damn fair!
Hermione: YEAH! YOU POWDER PUFF!
Luna: CREAMY GOODNESS!
Sailor Moon: ...
Boss: I'm not a pansy...(cries more)
Sailor Moon: It's time to finish this and win Bulma back...not to mention a new and better boss and a Mills Lane! Here we go! STARLIGHT HONEYMOON THERAPY KISS!
Boss: (turns to dust, but very very slowly)
Bulma: WAHOOOOOOO! YIPPEE! SERENA SAVED MY JOB!
Luna: And gave me TWO!
Hermione: Why'd it take so long for him to vaporize?
Serena: (now de-transformed) Well, look at him...he's...HUGE!
Serena, Bulma, Hermione, and Luna: (burst into a large laughter, the kind that corny sitcoms end with) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Serena, Hermione, and Bulma: (all hug each other tightly) Thanks for sticking around! JA NE!
Terra, the photographer: (comes in)
Luna: (jumps into the picture behind the girls just before Terra takes the snapshot)
Terra: (snaps her camera)
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