RUDOLPH SONG- DEATH NOTE STYLE!

Mello the chocoholic

Had a very nasty scar

Near would always insult him

With his stupid brother Far

But Mello could rise above this

He cocked his gun in hand with glee

And tried to shoot Near's brains out

With very little accuracy

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

L began to say

'Near-kun with your hair so white,

Won't you make it snow tonight?'

And so Mello pulled his hair out

And took his anger out on Matt

But matt didn't pay attention

His games were better that was that

NEED FUCKIN' CHOCOLAAAATE!

Near the pale albino

Played with dice so merrily

He was the number one student

At Wammy's house, L would agree

And everybody loved him

His mind was so very sharp

Accept for poor old Mello

Who wanted to carve out his heart

Then one happy Christmas Day

Santa had been and gone

Near got robots and Matt got games

Mello got Chocolate and L got turned on

So have a happy death note Christmas!

Make sure you all dance and cheer

Keep Kira in his locked cage

AND HAVE A HAPPY DEATH NOTE NEW YEAR!

~To Near from your loving Rival xxx