RUDOLPH SONG- DEATH NOTE STYLE!
Mello the chocoholic
Had a very nasty scar
Near would always insult him
With his stupid brother Far
But Mello could rise above this
He cocked his gun in hand with glee
And tried to shoot Near's brains out
With very little accuracy
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
L began to say
'Near-kun with your hair so white,
Won't you make it snow tonight?'
And so Mello pulled his hair out
And took his anger out on Matt
But matt didn't pay attention
His games were better that was that
NEED FUCKIN' CHOCOLAAAATE!
Near the pale albino
Played with dice so merrily
He was the number one student
At Wammy's house, L would agree
And everybody loved him
His mind was so very sharp
Accept for poor old Mello
Who wanted to carve out his heart
Then one happy Christmas Day
Santa had been and gone
Near got robots and Matt got games
Mello got Chocolate and L got turned on
So have a happy death note Christmas!
Make sure you all dance and cheer
Keep Kira in his locked cage
AND HAVE A HAPPY DEATH NOTE NEW YEAR!
~To Near from your loving Rival xxx