Well here is a less funnier story I guess people like humor than any other type of story eh I guess it's

yaoi fever if I'm not mistaken because yaoi is too yummy for words. Sighs then drools.

Anime: Naruto

Disown: The characters from naruto

Characters: Sasori and Deidara and a lot more

Well, now here are a few safety tips for all you readers out there...

1. Yaoi yay

2. Swearing

3. craziness..

Summary: Sasori thinks he is straight or so he thinks he is and keeps denying it until he meets a blonde blue eyed kid named Deidara Iwa...

Summer has ended which means there is nothing more. It was fall the most beautiful thing that had stood against the test of time. The leaves were changing to a beautiful orange and yellow colors like ember as the air grew crisp and clear.

Sasori woke up looking at the beautiful sky as the leaves were a beautiful color like fire . ''Hmm, a nice day'' Sasori thought to himself. Sasori was kind of short he had maroon hair or red a nice color. He worn his teal nail polish his favorite color than any other. He looked around as saw a pinked hair girl came bouncing in.

She looked at Sasori with an smile on her face ''How was your summer'' Sakura asked. Sasori turned to her and gave a comment ''Hn, It was good'' Sasori why would they ask these questions and it was really getting on Sasori nerves. A blonde bouncy boy came waving at Sasori ''Hiya,Sasori-kun'' Naruto said cheerfully. ''Hi, naruto uzimaki'' Sasori said in formal tone.

He asked the same question which started to annoy Sasori again ''How was your summer'' Naruto asked. Just made a lie so the blonde boy could shut the hell up ''I read a book that's all'' Sasori said. Sasuke came walking in asking a random question ''You worked on those creepy puppets of yours'' Sasuke asked. Sasori raised a eyebrow ''Yeah I bet you where reading porn all summer long and dreaming about naruto'' Sasori said sarcastically.

Sasuke was red in the face so was naruto. ''How did you...'' Sasuke asked. Sasori rolled his eyes and scoffed ''Itachi told me I'm not stupid'' Sasori added. Sasuke was pissed and stomped his foot ''Damn that blind sonna of bitch'' Sasuke yelled. Sasori and Naruto giggled ''What the hell'' Sasuke yelled.

Sakura was throwing insults at the blonde boy ''It sucks to be you'' Sakura teased. Deidara a soft spoken blonde was alienated by his peers like a disease. He was alone nobody to socialize with. ''Huh, another day of sadness and stupidity'' deidara thought as he walked away.

He walked sliently to the school wearing a jacket and some jeans also a black t-shirt. Yes, his favorite color was black even his nails were painted black. Deidara shoved things in his locker and gathered his things before he was spotted. He didn't want to get beaten like he did last time he couldn't even stand for two weeks

Deidara lived in fear and paranoia why because people harassed him and called him a girl even thought he was gay. He went into homeroom where he encountered Sasori and his peers the worst of his troubles. ''Look at the blonde girl'' Sasuke yelled. Deidara stared as his eyes bored into Sasori and broke contact when Sakura. Made a rude comment

''Aren't you suppose to be in a skirt'' Sakura asked. Deidara stared ''At least I look damn good in them'' Deidara yelled. Sakura rolled her eyes. ''Keep doing that and they will get stuck'' Deidara teased. ''Hmm'' Sasuke said. Sasori felt sorry for the poor boy.

''That kid is crazy'' Naruto added. Sasori stared at poor deidara who was alone sitting in silence tuning into Sasuke converstation. ''I mean is he mentally insane'' Sasuke said. All the rumors started up again but, this time it was worse''I heard he went to the crazy house'' ten ten added. ''What no way'' Ino yelled. ''Yes, I'm afraid he is mentally disabled.'' Sasuke said in a sarcastically.

''He keeps babbling about art'' Sakura said. Sasori looked and was happy about that ''Art'' Sasori thought. Kiba was talking also adding more lies then, it was before''He is always making creepy art'' Kiba added. ''Oh yeah he is in my art class'' Hinata added. His class was art next with the humble blonde.

Sasori stared at the blonde watching him playin with the clay ''Um hello'' Sasori said. ''Hi'' Deidara spoken. Sasori stared at the clay figurine ''That's very artistic'' Sasori said. A smile creeped up in Deidara's face. ''I'm glad you like it'' Deidara spoken.

''Your very welcome'' Sasori said. deidara had a another sunny smile which was something that Sasori liked about him. ''I really like your art too, un'' Deidara added. ''Un? why do say it'' Sasori said. ''What un'' Deidara asked. ''That word'' Sasori asked. ''Un?'' Deidara asked. ''Yes, that word'' Sasori added.

''Because I have a speech problem un'' Deidara said. Sasori stared ''I think it's quite interesting'' Sasori said. ''Really un'' Deidara added. Sasori looked at him this kid wasn't crazy or nothing he was a heartwarming teen like everyone else. Nothing out of the ordinary seriously he just like talking that's all.

''Hmm, well tell me a little about yourself un'' Deidara asked. He said something that stung Deidara and made him mad ''I hang out with Sasuke and them'' Sasori added. Deidara's eyes narrowed he hated that kid after what happened to him that left him mentally unstable and scared for life. ''Oh, un'' deidara said.

Deidara put his sketch pad in his art work backpack. ''You did this'' Sasori asked. ''Yeah, you like it un'' Deidara added. Sasori liked it was expressing and vibrant. Sasori enjoyed the blonde very much he wanted to get to know him more.

Hinata smiled at Sasori while striking up a random topics until, they came upon this one ''Hey what were you and deidara talking about'' Hinata asked. Sasori felt so bad he didn't know the boy's name ''That is his name'' Sasori said. Hinata nodded and explain the situation a bit deeper ''Yeah, I mean nobody talks to him I talk to him for awhile'' Hinata said. Sasori stared. ''Are you crushing on deidara'' Hinata asked.

Sasori shook his head and laughed trying to shrug it off ''What no I'm straight I like girls'' Sasori yelled. Hinata giggled ''Are you sure'' Hinata asked. ''Yes, I like girls'' Sasori said. ''Hey, were all going to Sasuke's house to study wanna come'' Hinata asked. ''I guess'' Sasori added.

At Sasuke's house...

Sasori was busy studying and Sasuke looked up at him ''Why do you always study'' Sasuke said. Sasori shrugged it helpd distract the time ''I don't know'' Sasori added. ''Hmm'' Kiba added. Sasori looked at Naruto scolded him ''Naruto you should be study because of that F you had in English'' Sasori added. naruto whined and Sasuke asked him a question ''This weekend were going to the lakehouse'' Sasuke added.

Sasori was skeptical on that one wondering why do they want to go ''Hmm, but it's fall and cold'' Sasori added. Kiba and Naruto were fighting like animals ''No'' Naruto yelled. Sasuke pulled an innocent cute look begging ''C'mon It will be fun'' Sasuke begged. Kiba turned around about to confess ''Not what happened to de-'' Kiba said. Sasuke smacked Kiba with the book. ''Baka'' Sasuke growled. Sasori got up and waved goodbye ''Well, I will see you guys later'' Sasori said.

Sasori walked home and thought about deidara. ''A kid so friendly and heartwarming'' Sasori thought. ''No that kid is a blonde freak who doesn't belong there'' Sasori thought again. Sasori was balancing out his thoughts like a scale to make sure everything was equally balance.

Sasori thought about it all night long Until, he was getting sleepy.