Well here is a less funnier story I guess people like humor than any other type of story eh I guess it's

yaoi fever if I'm not mistaken because yaoi is too yummy for words. Sighs then drools.

Anime: Naruto

Disown: The characters from naruto

Characters: Deidara and some other ones

Well, now here are a few safety tips for all you readers out there...

1. Yaoi (boy on boy)

2. Graphic details

3. rape

4. beating

Summary: Sasori thinks he is straight or so he thinks he is and keeps denying it until he meets a blonde blue eyed kid named Deidara Iwa...

Sasuke still hasn't forgotten what sasori did. So, he is going to cause deidara pain and hell. Sasori and deidara were happy together so it wasn't a huge problem for them. They would make out and fall in love it was heaven.

''My angel'' Deidara said happily. Sasori blushed a bit. Sasori kissed him so tender and passionate as soon it hits his warm lips. Deidara had the desire and heart to fall in love. ''You know danna'' Deidara said. ''Hmm'' Sasori said.

''You never seen me as outsider huh'' Deidara said. ''No, But I knew you where searching for love like I did'' Sasori said in a tender voice. Deidara kissed him on the nose. Sasori was blushing an giggled. ''My mom should be home huh'' Deidara said.

''You think so'' Sasori said. deidara already had horny thoughts. ''Uh, dei'' Sasori said. ''Huh, what the'' deidara said. ''You horny bastard'' Sasori cooed. deidara laughed Sasori walked deidara home. Sasori held by the waist and kissed his neck.

Deidara giggled a lot. As his hand slid inside Deidara's shirt Deidara pulled him closer. They were both enjoyed this Sasori was tugging on deidara's pants. Deidara looked for his mother he open the door. ''Mom'' Deidara yelled.

It was nothing only silence. ''Mom'' Deidara yelled. Deidara raced upstairs a trail of blood was on the floor. ''Mom" Deidara screamed. deidara bust open the door the smell of blood reeked in the air. Deidara gagged. ''Mom wh-" Deidara said.

Deidara screamed bloody murder. His mother was on the ground drench in blood ''Deidara'' Sasori screamed. Deidara was screaming ''Danna danna'' deidara screamed. Deidara was crying as tears trembled on the floor. A note that was covered in blood.

To my dear son,

I love you so much full sunshine and love

I miss you so much you fulfilled my heart with warmness and love

I love to my dearest I don't want you to stop loving

You found your love and this the end to my son Deidara

Deidara was stunned his eyes fulfilled with many hallow tears. Deidara felt cold and alone. Sasori looked ''Dei oh my god'' Sasori screamed. Deidara's hollowness took over him. ''She's dead'' deidara screamed. Sasori looked Deidara was angry. ''It's all my fault'' deidara screamed.

''No dei It isn't'' Sasori said. deidara kept repeating it ''It's all my fault it's all my fault'' Deidara cried. His hands were buried in tears. ''To end it all'' Deidara said. Deidara saw the gun that his mother had. ''Deidara no'' Sasori screamed.

Deidara cocked the gun placed it to his head. ''Deidara no'' Sasori screamed. Deidara was weeping before he was about to pull the trigger. ''No don't no'' Sasori screamed. Sasori screamed Sasori knocked the gun out of Deidara's hand.

The trigger went off. and shield him ''I won't let you'' Sasori cried. Sasori looked ''Go get your things your staying with me'' Sasori commanded. Deidara gathered his things and ran out the house. Sasori did too. Deidara was crying he didn't want to see it anymore.

''It's all over'' Sasori said softly. Deidara fallen asleep in Sasori's arms. The next day school was pure hell for deidara Sasuke declared hate on the Iwa. Everyone disliked him for changing sasori's sexuality. Someone even threw a book at him.

Trashed his locker ripped his notebook. Wrote hateful things on his locker ''Whore slut and tramp. Deidara hated this all he wanted was love. Deidara was crying almost everyday he was going for a mental breakdown. Sasori knew how fragile the boy is.

''Sasuke, stop this'' Sasori yelled. Sasuke smiled ''Why should I'' Sasuke sneered. ''Please He is very fragile'' Sasori said. ''So, he wasn't fragile after I fucked him really good'' Sasuke said. Sasori grabbed sasuke by the neck and slammed his face against the wall.

''Leave him the fuck alone before I hurt you'' Sasori said in a horrible temper. ''So what if I don't'' Sasuke said. ''Stop this now you don't know what your capable of!" Sasori yelled. "Your bitch needs to be taught a lesson'' Sasuke said. Sasori clenched his fist. ''You know he was so fuckable makes me want to do it again'' Sasuke teased.

''You sonna of bitch'' Sasori screamed. ''And fuck deidara's mom again also'' Sasuke said. Sasori snapped ''You bastard'' Sasori screamed. Sasori threw sasuke on the floor and punched him in the face. ''HOW DARE YOU " Sasori screamed in range.

Sasuke laughed. Sasori kept punching him until his face was almost bloody. ''I hate you" Sasori yelled. Sasori had anger in his eyes and hate. Sasuke pushed him and smirked. ''Coward'' Sasori yelled. Sasuke was about to play the ultimate game card.

"Sakura your good at love letters aren't you'' Sasuke said. ''Yep'' Sakura said. Sasuke wiped the blood from his lips. Itachi smirked the games were on. "This will push him to his greatest limit'' Sasuke said with a sadistic grin.

Thinking and breaking him down to his final point was the greatest thing ever done.

Inner Sasori: Surprised wow

Sasori: I'm defending dei like you said

Inner Sasori: I didn't know you where that brutal

Sasori: Okay, I punched a kid in the face one time.

Inner Sasori: I'm glad it was sasuke

Sasori was so mad about that he didn't want Deidara to end up killing himself again. He promised not to tell konan about the killing himself thing. Sasori saw deidara and he was scared as hell. ''Dei'' Sasori said. Deidara stared his eyes were coming with soft tears.

He hasn't been sleeping again scared that sasuke might come in the room and brutally rape him. ''I'm scared danna'' Deidara mumbled. ''He won't hurt you'' Sasori said. Deidara started crying. Each day his nightmares would worsen. Sasori had to call konan deidara needed help.

Konan came to the house. ''Konan deidara really needs your help'' Sasori said. ''I was worried you might say that'' Konan said. ''I mean he isn't sleeping as much has usually did the constant nightmares and almost killing himself'' Sasori said.

Konan stared ''This sasuke must be a threat to him'' Konan said. Sasori looked Konan walked upstairs with the askuna. Deidara looked tried cause he was and unhappy. ''Deidara'' Konan said. ''Huh'' Deidara said sleepily. ''Are you okay'' Konan said.

Deidara shook his head. ''I'm scared'' Deidara said bursting into tears. ''Scared of what'' Konan asked. ''Being hurt and also my danna'' Deidara said. ''You know Sasori risked a friendship for you to be with you'' Konan said. Deidara cried ''I don't want him to get hurt'' Deidara said.

''Your nightmares what were like they like'' Konan said. Deidara felt frozen ''The room was darkened nobody couldn't see me the gun was loaded I saw sasori and a loud sound he was there dead on the floor '' Deidara said. He didn't want to see the discarded images it was too bloody and gruesome.

Deidara shook his head. ''How did you feel'' Konan asked. ''Worried I don't want him to get caught in my mess with the uchida'' Deidara said quickly. ''I don't care'' Sasori said out of protest. Deidara stared. ''I'm your boyfriend deidara, I made a promise to protect you'' Sasori growled.

deidara looked. ''I won't let him hurt you he rather go over my dead body then to hurt you'' Sasori said. Deidara looked at him ''I made that promise now it's a oath'' Sasori said. Deidara had a smile on his face. ''Sasuke not even my friend anymore anyway'' Sasori said in anger.

Sasori looked at him. Sasori kissed him on the lips. ''Um, I'm gonna be on my merry way'' Konan said. The kiss was too intimate ''Never mind I will watch the show'' Konan said happily. Sasori was the dominant one always. Deidara needed this anyway.

Sasori pulled on his hair and kissed his neck. ''Hmm'' Deidara moaned softly. Konan shut the door behind her. Sasori pushed him against the headboard. ''I'll be delicate with you'' Sasori said. ''I don't care'' Deidara yelled.

The burnett stroked his soft warm face. And kissed the corner of his soft lips. Sasori tongue slid inside Deidara's mouth it was warm and sweet like candy. All you got out of the boy was pleasing moans and mercy. They French Kiss it was all heaven.

Deidara needed air. Sasori unbuttoned his shirt gave him soft warm butterfly kisses to deidara. Konan walked downstairs. It was a blonde and a red head also a brunett. ''Oh'' Konan said. ''Hello your sasori's girlfriend'' She asked. ''Uh, no and who are you'' Konan said.

''Um, where Sasori's cousins'' She said. ''Oh'' Konan said. ''Who are you'' Kankuro said. ''I'm Konan the therapist'' Konan said. ''Since when did he had therapy'' temari questioned. ''Oh, no I'm a therapist for deidara'' Konan said. ''Wait deidara'' Gaara asked.

''Yeah Sasori's friend '' Konan said. ''friend?'' temari said. ''Yep, I think it would be a bad idea to disturb them'' Konan said. ''What could they be doing that is so important'' Kankuro said. ''This'' Konan pointed out. Loud erotic and loud moans came from his bedroom.

Konan smiled ''Now, come on let's go somewhere nice'' Konan said cheerfully. ''At least I still have a bit of childhood in me'' Gaara said. Konan pushed gaara and them were out the door and gave a light shut. Deidara loved the passion it relieve the tension all over his body.

Deidara fallen asleep so did Sasori. He kissed his lover in a tender way. ''Here put the love letter on Deidara's desk'' Sasuke added. ''Okay'' Sakura said. Sakura placed the love letter on Deidara's desk neatly folded. Written in neat bold letters MY love

Deidara walked to his desk. ''Oi, what is this'' Deidara said. He looked ''Awe, a love letter from my danna'' deidara said with a heartfelt smile. Deidara open the letter...

My romeo so sweet and lovely as the golden sun

you brighten my day with hugs and heartwarming kisses that tingle my skin

but, i have a very special surprise for you my love meet me in the locker room after school

and you shall receive your special gift.

Love,

Sasori

Deidara was happy overwhelmed this was sweet. ''Now we hurt his little toy'' Sasuke smirked sadistically. Deidara walked to the locker room it was dark and cold. ''Danna'' Deidara screamed. A loud harsh slam...