78Of Fangs and Kunai
I can tell a lot of you were happy with my backstory. Good! Now this is another filler but hey what the hell? Why not? I mean I had Naruto trained by vampires. Enjoy my more romance and slight comedy chapter. Oh and also stop telling me to do a full harem since I HATE THOSE ENDINGS! If a guy can't chose one girl then he is a dishonorable piece of slime.
Chapter 10: I'm in Heaven when you kiss me
HInata was runnign over to Naruto's apartment with a lunch she made for him. "Now this will hopefully allow me to get an edge on all those hussies who are trying to steal my Naruto-kun." Hinata thought. Her training with Seras as well as one silver haired vampiress by the name of Akashiya Moka and her friends had toughened up the young Hyuuga heiress but she was still kindhearted...until the subject became Naruto. When the Human Vampire Prince was the topic Hinata would plot on how to get ahead of the other girls. Hinata arrived at Naruto's apartment to see him beeing glomped by a girl a year younger than him with Mark laughing his head off with human version Kyuu next to a blond woman trying not to laugh. Hinata immediatly recognized the blond woman as Alice Darkhollows, Naruto's adoptive mother and also recognized the young girl from when Hinata first saw Naruto's family during the trip to wave as Cassandra Darkhollows, Naruto's adoptive sister. Hinata calmed down that it was just Naruto's vampire sister and not more competition. Hinata knocked on the door to the apartment and Fury in her true form answered. "Hello, young Hyyuga." The Horseman greeted.
"Good Morning, Fury-sama. It's nice to see you in your true form." Hinata said knowing full well not to anger the woman. Mark saw Hinata and smiled.
"Heya Hinata-chan!" mark greeted. This surprised Hinata since normally the Vampire King was a morbid man and when he smiled it was still reserved. Kyuu saw the confused look on Hinata's face.
"It's Mark-kun's and Alice-chan's anniversary today." Kyuu said and Hinata immediatly understood. Who isn't happy on their anniversary if they are with their true love?
"Congratulations Mark-ou and Alice-joo." Hinata said until Mark made a buzzer noise.
"For today it's just Mark." Mark said. Hinata noticed he wasn't wearing his normal ensemble but Black boots, black and silver cargo pants, dark blue shirt, dark blue and silver jacket and a black and silver silk ribbon in his hair which was braided but now had spikey hair on top. Alice wore brown leather shoes, jeans. and a yellow tank top with spagetti starps with her blond hair still flowing free. Naruto saw Hinata looking at his parents and smiled.
"Yeah, Tou-san's hair in a braid is a little weird huh?" Naruto asked with a smile. Hinata turned and nodded until she felt icy wind slap her in the face.
"Hey! I braided Father's hair! I think he looks really handsome!" Cassandra whined.
"I agree my little dove." Alice said in a kind mother's voice. Fury was facing outside but Hinata noticed the blush on her face.
"I think Fury-sama agrees with you Alice-joo I mean Alice-san." Hinata said in a moment of audacity. Fury stiffened before turning around.
"Preposterous! I am a Horseman of the Apocalypse what could I gain from agreeing to such a sentimet?" Fury said quickly. Alice looked like she didn't believe her but didn't pursue the topic.
"Anyway, Naruto my dear fox, would you be so kind to look after your sister while your father and I enjoy our anniversary? I haven't been to Konoha since Minato-kun was alive."
"Of course, Kaa-san! You go with Tou-san and enjoy yourselves." Naruto said. Mark looked over at Fury and the two began to speak in italian until Fury nodded and disappeared. "Where did Fury-chan go?"
"I sent her to bother some one who has gotten on my nerves lately." Mark said as a fun filled yet malicious smile appeared on his face.
Meanwhile in an afterlife
A world called the Seireitei was feeling the wrath of Fury as she searched for a man called Shigekuni Genryusai Yamamoto for his crime against Mark. His crime being that he has denied vampires the chance to become shinigami due to the fact they are vampires.
Back with Mark
Mark started to chuckle evilly. "You didn't happen to send her to the Soul Society did you?" Alice asked her hus bund who still had that dark smile on his face. She smiled to too. "An excellent idea my black wolf." Alice said as Mark took her arm and they left.
"The who?" Naruto asked.
"You know Big Brother. The shinigami who said that vampires should all be damned to hell." Cassandra said before Naruto slapped his head.
"Oh yeah! Well that's what the old man said. For some reason the kid with white hair and the woman with the braid seemed like they didn't like the idea." Naruto said. Hinata was lost but she was happy that she saw this rare scene with Naruto and his younger sister. All of a sudden the two gained mischevious grins.
"Naruto-kun what are you and Cassandra-hime planning?" She then heard Kyuu laugh before the the Kyuubi turned into her chibi one tail form.
"Why we are going to spy on our parents Hinata." Cassandra said giggling. Hinata smiled at the bluntness of the Vampire Princess until another thought creeped into her head. "I can use this opportunity to get closer to Naruto-kun!" Hinata thought.
"Can I come with? My Byakugan could be invaluable." Hinata said.
"That's a great idea Hinata-chan." Naruto said. "We need to get going." Hinata, Kyuu, and Cassandra nodded and the girls followed naruto out the door not knowing three figures were watching them. The quartet were on the roofs of Konoha as Mark and Alice ate at the most expensive resturant in Konoha. Naruto and Cassandra were synching their powers to see what the two were talking about. mostly Mark was talking about how he showed everyone his memories and that Kurenai was now a vampire.
"So House Yuhi is reinstated?" Alice asked.
"Yes." Mark replied as he carved his prime rib. "Though she is not going to be joining the Houses back home. She is to be our envoy to this world to prove that Night and Day can exist together. Sure Naruto is also proof but many won't admit it since they still believe Kyuu is inside of him."
"Such a shame huh my vessel?" Tsukuyomi asked appearing out of nowhere with another woman next to her. The other woman looked older than Tsukuyomi and had flowing red hair and wore celestial robes and had a wheel object floating around her but only Marka nd Alice could see it.
"Hello Tsukuyomi-sama and Amaterasu-sama." Mark greeted them as if he wasn't a king but a commoner.
"Hello, Mark-ou." Amaterasu greeted the Vampire King even though she was the Goddess of the Sun and didn't have to agknowledge Mark as a king. "We are only here to make sure you are well. After all you are our avatars." The kanji for moon appeared in Mark's right eye and the kanji for sun in Alice's left.
"We are quite alright my mistress." Alice said. Amaterasu nodded.
"Very well. Come imouto-chan." Amaterasu said.
"Kay, Nee-chan! Oh and by the way becareful you two. The Dimensional Veil is weakened." Tsukuyomi warned before she and her sister disappeared.
"The Veil is weak?" Kyuu repeated outside.
"Kyuu-san what is this Dimensional Veil?" Hinata asked.
"Well this is but one universe in a multitiude of dimensions. In some I am a male, in some Naruto is gay which is rather disturbing if you ask me, others you are a proper Hyuuga. The possibilities are endless. The Veil seperates these different worlds and for good reason. Knowing a human's nature for war can you imagine the death toll of a war between an endless amount of dimensions?" Kyuu asked the two teens who hung their heads knowing Kyuu had a point. Cassandra also looked down knowing that her kind would also fight. The group continued to think about this until they heard Mark.
"I hope that should we end up in another dimension Naruto is not suffering...I would not be able to stand it." Mark said.
"I agree my black wolf." Alice said. "Naruto is such a good boy I don't see why Karma must be so insidiously cruel to him."
"At the risk of sounding cliche, I believe it is because Karma is a bitch." Mark said. Meanwhile in Heaven Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu nodded their heads at Mark's comment just as Karma walked into the room. Back with the Vampire King and Queen and their stalkers the two left the resturant and began to walk in the park until they came across a singing contest.
"Well now what heve we here?" The announcer asked spotting the couple. "Why don't you come up here? We have our winner but they want one more try so you in?" Mark smiled a wolf like haf smile that basically said he was hoping for something like this. Alice's eyes lit up.
"YES!" Alice said running up on stage with Mark walking behind her. The two grabbed a mic as music began to play
Alice:
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me
show me how you miss me
Take me with you back to Wonderland
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me
show me how you miss me
Take me with you back to Wonderland
You capture me with a stare, I follow you anywhere
You lead me into temptation
I guess you need to enjoy, I'm like a kid with a toy
I'm losing my concentration
One kiss form you I'm on fire, your touch is all I desire
One look and you take me higher
You know I couldn't resist, yeah, I miss
Everytime I'm with you, everytime that we kiss
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
I go crazy when you kiss me, show me how you miss me
Take me with you back to Wonderland
You know I couldn't resist, yeah, I miss
Everytime I'm with you, everytime that we kiss
(Music plays)
Mark:
I dream of you everynight, feels like I'm losing my mind
This feeling's just getting stronger
My head is spinning around, you play with me but I'm bound
I can't resist any longer
Alice:
One kiss form you I'm on fire, your touch is all I desire
One look and you take me higher
You know I couldn't resist, yeah, I miss
Everytime I'm with you, everytime that we kiss
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
I go crazy when you kiss me, show me how you miss me
Take me with you back to Wonderland
You know I couldn't resist, yeah, I miss
Everytime I'm with you, everytime that we kiss
Mark:
You know that I'm hypnotized each time I look in your eyes
You know I couldn't disguise
And I couldn't resis everytime that we kiss
Alice:
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
Ooh it's Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
I'm in Heaven when you kiss me, Heaven when you kiss me
You were sent to me from Wonderland
I go crazy when you kiss me baby don't resis me
Take me with you back to Wonderland
You know that I'm hypnotized by your eyes
And I just can't resis everytime that we kiss
(Music plays)
Mark and Alice:
You know that I'm hypnotized by your eyes
And I just can't resis everytime that we kiss
(Music plays until end)
When they were done every one in the park gad gathered to hear the two vampires sing and began to applaud. Naruto, Kyuu (In her full human form), Hinata and Cassandra enjoyed the song so much that they began to applaud as well. Alice was enjoying herself modestly while Mark was embarressed. Mark saw his son and daughter, his best friend, and possible suitor for his son and slapped his forehead. The stalker knew they were caught and waited for the couple next to a bench. When they saw the two walk up they were surprised to see that they were still smiling.
"Not bad stalking abilities." Mark said. "Normally I would have caught you. Gotta say I'm impressed." Alice nodded before turning to Hinata.
"Hinata-chan would you like to learn the song?" Alice asked. mark laughed and shook his head.
"Alice, you may want to hold off. After all our dear son has multiple potential suitors...including our little Cassandra." mark said making Cassandra squeak and become as red as the blood that vampires feed off of.
"Daddy! You said you wouldn't tell!" Cassandra whined before realizing what she said and put both hands over her mouth. Naruto shook his head and sighed.
"Stupid Cupid." Naruto muttered.
"I am not stupid!" Cupid yelled in Heaven.
"Yes you are." Tsukuyomi sang. "Now get your dumb Shinigami-hanging-out-with-ass out of the way of the TV! Chrome Shelled Regios is on."
So now we have met the sun goddess Amaterasu and Alice is her vessel and now Naruto and Hinata have found out about multiple dimensions and that there are different versions of themselves and Naruto also found out that his adoptive sister wants to marry him someday. Well please look up my good friend Kage Bijuu to understand why I suddenly have these gods appearing and no song analysis since the title and the song are the same. I do not own I'm in Heaven When you Kiss my by ATC but I really love the song. Laterz.