Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ media do, Rated R lemon
Kagome's obsession with rubbing Inuyasha's ears is driving the poor hanyou nuts. Add this with the start of mating season and the poor inu doesn't stand a chance. Dedicated to fans, thank you everyone, updated, extended Dec 24 2011, Inuyasha/Kagome
Don't Rub My Ears
By Raven 2010, June 4 2010
Shocking the hanyou, playful banter
"Oi wench, why are you staring at me like that?" Inuyasha asked
"I was just thinking what would be the best way to roast a nice juicy succulent hanyou" Kagome teased
"What? You are one sick wench, well stop doing it it's really creepy"
"Scared? She replied
"No, don't be stupid, I am not scared especially of wenches"
"Sure your not" Kagome teased
"Screw this crap, I gotta go drain my snake, be back later"
"Drain it but don't break it after all he is helpless against your brute strength" she ragged
"Kagome, cut it out" will you, what's gotten into you? He said as he headed into the forest
"Nothing has gotten into me yet, but hope stays alive"
"Gulp" was heard, then he ran
"Hehehe, poor thing" she mumbled and laughed
"Kagome you little hentai, why I am amazed" Sango teased
"Ah yes it is so nice to have a fellow pervert in our group. I must say that being the only one all this time has been a lot of work and a strain" Miroku joked
"Yeah right" Sango commented "You one man pervert squad"
"Why Sango my dear my intentions are purely honorable I assure you" Miroku said
"You mean purely lecherous, letch"
"Not yet but you soon will be" Sango joked, giving him a fake glare
"Ouch, threaten and glare daggers much?"
"Only for you dear" she teased
"Maybe I should go drain my snake as well"
"No your staying here, that way you won't get into any trouble" Sango replied
"Come into the forest with me and I'll show you trouble"
"Why you" Sango started
"Kids no fighting now play nice" Kagome joked "Besides you know how delicate Miroku is"
"Hey I am a man not a flower, damn give a male some credit" will you? Miroku protested
"Aw poor baby" Sango, and Kagome replied
"Women" Miroku exclaimed "Cant live with them, and are safer without them" Miroku teasingly shot back
"Dirty old man" Sango, and Kagome replied
"Young man, young remember that ladies" he answered, then was gently but playfully smacked "Ouch now I shall be bruised from the abuse" he joked
The peeping miko, the shy hanyou, a plan, and seduction
"Kagome sure disappears a lot lately" strange don't you think? Sango commented
"Yes I do, I also think she is up to something" Miroku replied
"She certainly has changed a lot these past few days" Sango commented
"Do you think she knows mating season is nearing? Miroku asked
"I don't think so, but it will be interesting to see how when in that condition Inuyasha responds"
"Maybe we shouldn't tell her, then those two will finally get together" Miroku said
"You know in your own perverted way your right" Sango agreed "Not only that maybe after a little play the flute he will be more mellow"
"You see I knew one day we'd agree on something"
Kagome started watching and following Inuyasha around. When he went to the hot spring she hid and watched as he stripped she thought "My god he's beautiful, with a body built for sin, damn and well endowed" is it a log or a penis? She mentally joked, her own lust began to drive her insane.
He got in and started to bathe, all she could think about was what she could do to his body if she was in there with him "I'm going to die before this fever shit comes to a damned end" he griped
"What I could do to him with my tongue alone" she thought and it made her mouth water, she visualized dragging he tongue over his chest, abs, and many other places, then using it on a certain lower body part and have him screaming her name "With honey, chocolate and other things he'd be like a giant piece of candy"
"Ah this is heaven peace and quiet and no wenches to drive me nuts" Inuyasha thought
"No for a sneak attack" Kagome thought
Kagome decided to try something new she snuck up behind him and gently rubbed his ears, then with the tip of her tongue traced along the outer edges of the fury appendage she then gently attacked the tip. He immediately felt like his manhood was going to explode turned beet red tensed up and froze in place
"Gulp, seriously Kagome if I was you I'd stop now"
"Why she asked? knowing that he was to shy to tell her "A big strong hanyou like you scared of a little female" she teased
"Wha, wha, what? I, I ain't scare, scared" he stammered, jumped out of the water, grabbed his clothes, and ran so fast he was merely a streak passing by
"Damn why do dogs have to be so shy? Run all you want hot stuff I'll get you eventually" she thought
"I can't believe this I'm being miko stalked" Inuyasha thought
Inuyasha returned to camp Miroku, and Sango noticed he was nervous and acting strangely and being unusually quiet they asked "Inuyasha what's wrong?
"Nothing he replied"
"Are you sure? Miroku questioned
"Yeah, I'm sure" why wouldn't I be? Inuyasha answered
"One your to quiet, two your not your normally grouchy self" Sango answered
"I'm not being quiet I just don't feel like talking is all" when that become a crime? And when am I grouchy"
"All the time" Sango, and Miroku answered in unison
"Your brains must be broken or something cause you two are hallucinating" he wisecracked
Then Kagome came back smiling they noticed that Inuyasha avoided eye contacted with her. A lecherous grin crossed Miroku's face he recognized that lecherous look in her eyes the same one he himself gets, his heart filled with joy because now he wasn't alone there was another letch in their group
Miroku said "Sango will you take a walk with me?
"Ok, as long as you don't try something" she answered
When they were a good distance away Miroku asked "Sango isn't it strange the way those two acted when they returned?
"Yes it is"
"Well next time lets follow them to find out what's going on" he said
"Okay, sounds good to me" Sango agreed
"Just don't try to molest me" he Teased
"You wish monk hornyness"
Later on that day Inuyasha went into the forest, Kagome followed him after a couple of minutes had passed. Then Miroku, and Sango followed they watched and saw, Inuyasha was standing near a tree Kagome rushed him and pinned him up against the tree trapping him between her and the tree rubbed his ears and pushed her body tightly against his
"Hmmm, Inuyasha does that huge pointy thing mean your having impure thoughts?" You naughty boy" Kagome teased
While she did this he dug his claws deep into the tree "Please Kagome don't do that? you don't know what it does to me. If I lose control I could do something your not ready for"
"And what would that be? She asked playing dumb
"Keep it up and you might find out the hard way"
"How hard? Kagome teasingly asked her victim
"Wow she is a bigger letch then me" Miroku commented
"Yes, but unlike you she only has one target" Sango teased
Her scent of her arousal was making it nearly impossible for him to maintain his self control. He was finally able to break away and run swiftly heading toward and then jumped into the cold river water to relieve his fever and stiff condition
"Sango it appears our Kagome has discovered that a Hanyou's ears are an erogenous zone" Miroku explained
"Now we know" Sango replied
"Damn his youkai speed he has an unfair advantage" Kagome griped "Oh well there'll be other days"
"Poor Inuyasha I almost feel sorry for him" Miroku said
"I cannot believe my ears I thought sure you'd side with your fellow letch Kagome"
"I do wholeheartedly, and I hope she gets him. But I must have some sympathy for him" mustn't I? Miroku joked
"Miroku you're a play it two ways rat"
That night the moon was full and bright casting an eerie beautiful glow over everything, Inuyasha thought Kagome was asleep. He went to the hot spring removed his sword, and clothes then set them side, and got in a slight sadness filled him but that would soon be replaced by something else
While Miroku, and Sango fake slept they watched Kagome get out of her sleeping bag she was wearing a sky blue kimono. She made her way to Inuyasha, when she arrived he had his back against the rocks with his eyes closed, Inuyasha caught her scent and his eyes snapped open. As she approached the water he noticed she was holding her kimono wide open she dropped it on the ground, then stepped into the water, went over to him put her arms around his neck and started gently rubbing his ears
"What are you doing? he asked
"What's it feel like I'm doing Inuyasha? Please Inuyasha? I love you don't turn me away it's my 18th birthday, and I want you as my present, your so beautiful I want all of you, even if it's just this one time" please give me tonight?
"Do you know what your getting into? He asked "It is far more serious then you think my lecherous little wench"
"Yes" do you know what I dream of doing to that body of yours? tasting you, till you call my name, then make love to you till you scream in ecstasy"
"Gulp, Kagome, I am an Inu, are you sure that you understand what will happen?" he asked
"I know, and whatever you decide is fine with me, as I said even if it's just this one time, I want you to be my first"
"Holy crap" he thought "Sneaky wench"
"Do you know what it's like I look at you? it makes me crazy, I want you and have all these fantasies about you" She kissed up and down his neck
"Kagome" he moaned her name "Oh shit" he exclaimed, and dug his claws into the rocks
"Inuyasha I really love you, I always have, and always will"
"Mine" he growled
She kissed him and slipped her tongue into his mouth, the kiss soon became hungry, passionate, and filled with raw savage lust, she pulled back and looked in his eyes and saw they had turned deep gold. She then nipped, kissed and licked the pulse point of his neck and worked her way down when she got down to lower region
"Oh gods Kagome" Inuyasha panted, he stopped her "Ok wench you asked for it now there's no turning back" he said in a playful but serious tone
All of his self control now gone he grabbed kissed Kagome and put his tongue in her mouth. He then pulled her to him she could feel his already huge hardened length against her leg, he then rubbed his length against her opening her breathing became deep and heavy, she was so close
"Inuyasha I need you" she moaned heavily "Please?
"Think someone needs a healer" he teased
"Someone needs a massage" she replied, then rubbed his ears
Inuyasha picked her up bridal style, got out of the water, took her to and laid her down on a patch of thick moss "So you like to play with my ears, do you?"
"Yes my Yasha, do whatever you want to me" she said then bore her neck in submission.
Inuyasha ran the tip of his hot tongue around the edge of her ear she moaned and arched her back up into him "See that's what it does to me" he informed her
He then perched above her and kissed her while feeling her breasts earning him a moan from her, their hands explored each others bodies. He moved one of his hands down grabbing her ass she arched her back up thrusting herself up into him, then wrapped her legs around his waist pulling him down onto her. She rubbed herself against his manhood seeking relief he felt her wetness and knew she was ready for him Inuyasha continued to torture her
"Inuyasha" she panted out "Please? It aches"
"Please what? What aches?
"I cant take anymore Inuyasha take me"
"Take you where he teased?
"Damn you Inuyasha you know what I mean" so to get even she licked his neck, and at the same time rubbed his ears it drove him insane
That did it he positioned himself at her entrance "Kagome I'm sorry it's gonna hurt"
"I don't care" she said, he began to enter her slowly she put her legs in back of his ass and pushed him in quick
"Crazy wench, why did you do tha?" he started to ask, but was stopped when he felt her walls close around while she came long and hard he felt her wetness ran freely down his shaft and it made him even hotter "Damn you are a hot little thing. You feel so good, I love being inside you" he praised
She thrust into him "Oh Inuyasha I've wanted this for so long"
"Kagome" he moaned in a deep lust filled voice "Damn"
"More Inuyasha? she pleaded, he moved in and out of her slowly, he complied
"Harder faster" she requested, he obliged "Inuyasha"she screamed while having multiple orgasms
"Oh my gods" he called as her tightness gripped him like a vice "Kagomeee" his head felt like is was going to explode with his climax
He sped up his pace while both exploded hard at the same time his fangs elongated and he bit her neck, she grew fangs and bit him. They gained some of each others powers, and he felt himself harden again and once again his body ached with need
"Kagome can we?
"Yes Inuyasha I need you again to"
"It feels so good don't stop" she panted "Inuyaaaaasha" she called out
Oh shit Kagomeee" both climaxed
The next morning
"Well wench looks like your stuck with me for life now, happy birthday" he teased
"My horny Hanyou, I would not have it any other way" Kagome teased
"My lusty wench, who violated my body repeatedly" he replied
"Ride the horsy" She joked
"Oh yeah, I'll give you ride the horsy"
"Like this? she said, then before he had chance to form his next thought she was on top of him, had his length fully sheathed inside her, and was very happily having her way with him, he arched his back
"Yes Kagome ride me, oh yes" he said "I surrender do with me what you will" then both released long and hard
Two hours later the tired new mates went to sleep, later Inuyasha was woke up by something warn encasing his length and moving up and down his rod, when he looked he saw it was Kagome tasting him. Just when he felt like he was going to explode he stopped her, in a flash she found herself on her back with a hungry hanyou feasting on her when she neared her end she stopped him. Once again Inuyasha was inside her pounding away, then orgasms hit them hard and fast, after he put Kagome onto her hands and knees and entered her from behind she pushed back into him, they continued their love making for hours
A few days had passed then they returned to the camp all smiles. Miroku had a lecherous grin a mile wide and said "Inuyasha my friend you've finally been deflowered"
"What? Inuyasha said
"Yes you know as in I did it with a girl for the first time, and ouch my pee, pee hurts from drilling all night" Miroku teased then grabbed his crotch and pretended to limp
"Sick monk" will you ever change? Inuyasha replied
"Heavens no" and why would I want to? Now back to you" did it ache and sting the first time you played ding, ding?
"Miroku run now" was all Inuyasha said and the chase was on
"Yes dear" he answered and ran as Inuyasha chased him
"I'll give you ding, ding you perverted deranged monk" Inuyasha promised as they disappeared into the forest
"Aw children at play" Kagome said
"Gods bless Inuyasha now my butt will get a break" Sango joked
"Only for a little while, you know Miroku is a butt groping addict" Kagome teased