Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do. Rated R Lemon

Kagome is relentless in her quest to rub Inuyasha's ears. In addition, the poor weary hanyou is doing everything he can think of to hide from and not get caught by the pursuing miko. As promised her's number 2, sorry it took so long, lol thanks. Complete one shot, Inuyasha/Kag

Don't Rub My Ears 2

By Raven 2010, Dec 14 2011

Evasive maneuvers, relentless pursuit

"Okay Kagome but how the hell are you going to try to get a feel this time? You know Inuyasha's not going to hold still" Sango said, and laughed as a wicked thought crossed her mind "You could always sit him"

"Ah, but where would the fun be in that?" Kagome exclaimed

"True, can't say I blame you they are cute as hell. Never tell him I said that"

"It's our secret" Kagome replied

Inuyasha sat along with the others waiting for the food to be done, Kagome leaned her hand only a fraction from her target the soft furry ear atop Inuyasha's head. Just when she was about to take hold of and give his ear a good rub a hand clamped around her wrist halting her

"Kagome what do you think your doing? Inuyasha asked in a suspicious tone

"There was a fly on it that's all"

"I'll take care of the flies, you just worry about the food" he replied

"Yeah, okay"

"What is it with girls and dog ears, jeez, they always want to feel them. I need wench repellent," he thought

"Damn I was so close, so freakin close, but no he had to catch me," Kagome mentally griped

The following day at lunchtime

Inuyasha eagerly awaited his beloved ramen "Miroku she's at it again" Sango whispered

"I know, and I thing I am going to pee myself laughing"

"I can hardly wait to see her next move," Sango said

Kagome had Inuyasha's ramen ready "What no steak" he joked

"No, but how about five little friends?" Kagome replied

"Five little friends?

"Yep, one, two, three, four, five" she answered counting the knuckles of her balled fist with her finger

"Sure I'll eat them if you mix them in with ramen" the smirking hanyou ragged

"Ooo, you, your so, ah forget it" frustrated Kagome said

"Aw poor little wench" he teased

"I borrow your punch line now, get bent"

She handed him his ramen, he reached forward and happily took it, she leaned in with her hand just above his ear, in that second and at the same time "Thanks wench" he said, and leapt un onto his favorite tree branch, perched and ate

Kagome stood red faced with frustration "Damn him" she thought, she was addicted, and his ears were her crack fix "I'm never gonna get a feel now"

That night the sneaky miko made an offer "Inuyasha? Kagome sweetly called

"Yesss" he replied in a teasing tone

"How about I give you a massage?

"What for? He asked

"Well you work hard, hardly ever take a break, and there's a lot of tension in your shoulders so I thought you deserve a little luxury" please?

"Oh, okay if it'll make you happy" he replied

"Oh boy now's my chance" she thought

"Here we go" Miroku whispered to Sango

"Yup I am going to enjoy this"

"Hehehe" Miroku laughed

With his back to her Inuyasha seated himself in front of Kagome with his legs folded, Kagome began with his neck slowly working her way down to his shoulders. He gave a couple of barely audible dog like whimpers of pleasure but she heard them and smirked, she continued her ministrations waiting for him to be distracted so she could reach her target

This time she moved at lightening speed she was so close the tips of the fine silky hairs of his ears were touching the tips of her fingers. Then in a split second she was on her back her sides being mercilessly tickled by Inuyasha, shrieks erupted from her mouth when he moved up to tickling her armpits

"Inu, Inuyasha s, stop" she gasped

"Nope, this is how inu's say thank you"

"I, I, I don't care oh kamis s, stop" Kagome panted "Pretty please?

"Don't rub my ears Kagome" he playfully scolded, and slowed his tickling to a near halt

"What a, are you talking about? She asked feigning ignorance

"Do not lie my little wench, you know damn well you've been trying every trick in the book to rub them"

"Okay lets say hypothetically I was, so what?" she said in an innocent angelic tone

"You might not like what happens" he answered "And I do not think your ready for something like that"

"Like what? She asked

"Keep it up and you'll find out. Lets just say your playing with fire and your going to get badly burned"

"Ah hah, who's lying now?" she teased

"Okay then you will just learn the hard way" he warned

"Sango my love, does our Kagome know what season is very near?" Miroku asked

"Nope, she has no idea, and lets not tell her she'll find out, and get a big surprise"

"Woman you are Acuma's secret agent of evil"

"Aw Roku baby you say the sweetest things" Sango replied "Besides during mating season maybe those two might finally connect branch to tree, hehehe"

"Let's hope so, because as it is I am half tempted to lock them in a hut together, and not let them out until they are mated" Miroku joked

"Hell I'd do it right now if I knew for sure it'd work" smiling Sango said

A drink, a surprise treat, and a relaxed happy hanyou

"Kagome came up with an in genius plot, she told Sango her cohort in crime the poor slayer nearly peed herself laughing "Kagome y, you are without a doubt the sickest girl in t, the world" laughing Sango gasped

"Be back in a bit" Kagome said

"Okay while your getting that I'll get the sake" Sango said

"Deal" Kagome replied, then took off to the well

Kagome leapt into the well mentally laughing her ass off, taking her yellow bag with her to avoid suspicion and make it look good she'd come back with supplies,. Once in her time she beelined straight to her friends and got what she needed, she then innocently returned to her family and visited for a while. About three hours she returned to the feudal era, after climbing out of the well she and Sango quickly went to work on they're plan poor Inuyasha was really in for it

Inuyasha returned from patrol and spotted Kagome innocently lounging under a tree with her back it "Sniff, Kagome drinking sake?" he thought "Oi wench, what are you doing?"

"What's it look like I'm doing? Having a drink, duh" was Kagome's wiseacre reply

"Gee I already knew that, I'm talking about you drinking sake, you never drink" he responded in a smart ass tone "So why now?

"Well a girls has got to start some time, and besides I wanted to try it" is that okay with you dad? She teased

"Yeah, sure, fine, whatever"

"Come sit with me" she invited

"What the hell I've got nothing better to do"

"Poor bastard" Miroku said to Sango

"I know but this is going to be hilarious" she replied "Besides we'll get to see what drunk Inuyasha is like

Kagome pulled something round out of her pocket "What the hell is that? Inuyasha questioned

Kagome remained silent, struck a match then lit the tip of it, confused Inuyasha sniffed "Oh yeah that's the shit" she commented after taking a puff "Want some sake?

"Alright" he answered, she passed it to him he took a sip "Kagome what the hell are you smoking? It better not be those damn things from your time called cigarettes or I will kick your ass"

"No it isn't, it's something better"

"Oh really? Like what? he asked

"Try it and see"

"No I don't want to" he replied

"What's the matter scared?

"I ain't scared of anything wench"

"Can't prove it by me, you sure look scared to me" she said keeping a straight face though it was not easy

"You calling me a coward, wench?" Inuyasha bit indignantly

"No just chicken"

"Bullshit it's the same thing, give me that gods damned thing I'll show you I'm all man, and not afraid of anything" he retorted

Inuyasha took the item in question and began smoking it "Inhale deep it is better that way" Kagome advised

"Gee thanks mom, guess I need inhaling instructions cause I'm so dumb" he shot back

Inuyasha did as told and inhaled deeply, he continued "Good hah?" Kagome said

"What is this shit?

"Reefer" Kagome casually replied

"Hey, I, I feel so different, kinda good"

"Yup, that is the idea" she told him

"This is good shit" he praised

"Oh my gods, any time now" Sango commented to Miroku "Just a few minutes more"

"A few minutes, hah?" crap the poor prick will be lucky if he lasts a few more seconds" Miroku replied while laughing

"Inuyasha are you okay" Kagome asked with feigned concern

"Y, yep, better then you and the whole world, hehehe"

"Have another sip of sake" Kagome coaxed, he did, then returned to smoking the joint, then it hit

"Oh gods here it comes the long awaited moment" Miroku said

"Hehehe" Sango laughed

With a big bright smile "Oh wenchy, oh wenchy with her sit commands she buries me in a trenchy

Bet she does not know what to do with a drunk happy hanyou

I had some good weed maybe later a nap I will need" the drunken hanyou sang

"Inuyasha? Kagome called

"Yeeeees my pet, don't break out in a sweat?" he teased

"Your drunk"

"I know that, who gives a shit" he answered "Hey could you make me some ramen? I do not know why but I'm suddenly so hungry"

"Okay but first lean your head in a bit"

"Why? He asked

"You've got something in your hair"

"Oh alright" he replied, then leaned in.

"Aw he's so cute like a playful puppy" Kagome thought

Just when she was about to rub his ear as if he knew what she was about to do he moved in the opposite direction, jumped up onto his feet and leapt up onto his favorite tree branch "No, no, no not this time, bad wenchy" he said then fell over onto his stomach folded in half hanging over the branch "Snore"

Then Kagome did something she never did before "Son of a fucking bitch" she cursed sounding like the sleeping hanyou "I cannot believe this shit, ooooo" she fumed "What's it take? I mean seriously, what the fuck does it take?" just one feel, one little feel" would it kill him? after she finished her rant she stomped off

"Kagome, wow" Sango exclaimed "Like the new vocabulary"

"Ow, m, my stomach S Sango I don't think I stand much more" laughing Miroku gasped

Mating season begins, pursuit

Mating season had just begun, and Inuyasha was trying to hide, avoid females, and lay low until it passed, but he had one trying to rub his ears female in particular, he was trying to hide from the most the sneaky scheming miko. His mating season fever had already begun and frequent trips to the river had become a common occurrence for the tormented hanyou, what made it worse was Kagome's scent, and the sight of her all he wanted to do was jump her, and ride her into the ground and back out again

Noticing Kagome was gone "Well it looks as if our Kagome has gone hunting" Miroku humorously stated

"Yup, the girl's persistent" Sango answered

"And she's hunting during mating season to"

"Hope she is ready a humping we will go" Sango joked

"Inuyasha may be playing ride the miko later"

"Finally" Inuyasha exclaimed when he found a nice cool spot under a tree

Inuyasha removed all of his clothing except for his fundoshi, walked over to then laid upon the nice large wide cool patch of thick patch of moss under the tree. As he lay there enjoying the coolness of the ground relieving the fever in his over heated body he became so relaxed he drifted off to sleep. In that instant his stalker approached and crept up on him smiling a smile of victory

"Finally I'll get them" Kagome thought

She silently and stealthily closed in on her prey, her target now within her reach she reached out lowered her hands and began rubbing Inuyasha's ears. Then before she could blink he was up with her pinned against a tree staring into her eyes smirking, she mentally gulped, still with her hands on and rubbing his ears she smiled in victory. Then his golden eyes darkened turning deep gold that thoroughly shocked her

"Do you know what rubbing an inu's ears does to them? Inuyasha asked

"Um, no" she replied

"Remember I warned you"

"Inuyasha" she said with a puzzled look

"Now wench let me show you" he told her

Lemon starts

Faster then the human eye could see coming his fundoshi was gone and her clothes lay shredded on the ground, Inuyasha wasted no time in sheathing himself inside her, then began moving inside her virgin passage. As he pumped in and out both went into pleasure overload as ecstasy overtook them mind body and soul, her persistence had cost her innocence he kept his eyes locked onto hers never once looking away, and she watched as they changed turning red, and jagged cheek stripes emerged on his cheeks

"Inuyasha"

"Hehehehehe" a sneaky devious laugh was his response, and an I told you so look crossed his face

"Whoa" she exclaimed

"My little wench this is what ear rubbing inu's gets you"

He kissed her hard and deep, he sped up, and his lips muffled her scream as her first male induced climax hit, now drunk with her own uncontrollable lust with her hands holding onto his broad shoulders she began meeting his thrusts with her own. More releases hit her, after some time had passed Inuyasha tore his lips from hers and for an instant lost himself to his bestial side then regained control but that side would not remain subdued for long

"Growl"

"Uh Inuyasha" Kagome exclaimed,

He took her lips again this time their tongues battled, Kagome pulled away and looked into his red eyes she watched as his fangs suddenly elongated, then his movements became erratic faster and harder. She once again tightened around him making him growl in pleasure, he nuzzled then licked her neck just above the pulse point on the left side of her neck. She then felt his body temperature rise, she moaned as he plunged deep inside her at the same time hitting her hot spots, while he lead them to that final moment

"Kagome" he spoke his voice inhumanly deep and lust filled

"Oh my gods Inuyasha"

"Yes call my name"

"Inuyasha yes" she moaned heavily

As he led them to ecstasy it was time his elongated fangs plunged into her neck the second their climaxes began "Mmmmm" she moaned in pleasure not pain

After a few seconds he pulled them out, and bore his neck to her "Bite me, then we will be joined forever" he told her

Without hesitation she did as instructed "Fuck yes, harder Kagome" she obliged "Gods fucking damn Kagomeee" he exclaimed as he exploded inside her

In that instant she removed her fangs and joined him "Inuyashaaaaa"

As the two continued mating intense energy swirled around them and their powers combined for a few minutes they levitated and hovered above the ground beneath them then gently set back down. When their releases ended Inuyasha held onto his mate staying inside her he lowered himself to the ground where he laid on his back and let his hanyouess ride him into sexual paradise. A smile lit his face she had never seen him this happy before and it made her heat leap with joy, and she thought how glad she was that she stalked him and rubbed his ears because now she had the man of her dreams

"Ride me Kagome, harder" she did

"Oh shit" she exclaimed as his rod pulsed inside her passage causing it to tighten in response "So fucking good"

"My wench like your new vocabulary"

He thrust upward "Yes Inuyasha" he thrust harder and faster

Kagome sped up with a savagery and speed that both surprised and turned him on even more "Fuck yes Kagome" he exclaimed with his climax hit

"Ahhhhh shit" she exclaimed, they remained doing this for days only taking breaks to eat and sleep in between times

Lemon ends

"They've been gone for days I think our Kagome got her surprise" Miroku said

"Yes one very horny hanyou" Sango joked

"What was that? Just returning Inuyasha asked

"Inuyasha fired his gun and as his prisoner he only took one" Miroku razzed

"Shut it rat lips" and when the hell are you gonna marry Sango? The smirking hanyou asked, all eyes fell upon the nervous monk "Well, how about an answer?"

"I, um, I, well" Miroku stammered

"You what Miroku I don't think I heard you? Inuyasha needled "Did you girls?

"Nope" Sango, and Kagome replied

"Well how about it? Sometime this year would be great" Inuyasha ragged enjoying his friends nervous condition "Come on we aren't getting any younger"

"Yes I'm curious" Sango said

"Yup I want to know" Kagome added

"I, I I've got to go empty my snake" Miroku stammered, turned and ran

"I'll empty your snake" Sango exclaimed then gave chase

"You know I will never get tired of watching Miroku get in trouble with and get his ass kicked by Sango, hehehe" Inuyasha said and laughed

"I love the way you turned that on him" Kagome said

"Yes Inuyasha ye are truly the master" Keade praised

"Thanks, he gets chased and beat up, and I get to stay here and relax with the beautiful ladies. Poor sucker" Inuyasha answered

"Meow" mewed Kirrara

"You to, after all you are a girl to" Inuyasha said