A/N ok, i know i promised i wuold post this like a month ago, but i've been really busy with college stuff, so i apologize
Discalimer: i don't own
Along with lunch, we all expected to hear from the witches mail, but as the box wasn't as full as planned, we were told that we'd have to wait until dinner to hear it.
So we just came along with lunch and went on. I was having a nice aftermeal talking with jazzy when suddenly, a tall guy came with a box in his head. And the box had facial features cut in it.
Jazzy and I exchanged glances at each other as we recognized the not-as-tall-as-Ray-but-still-tall Derek.
"why do you have a cardboard box in your head?"
"Grant dared me to"
Jazzy and I exchanged glances again
"well" Jazzy started "that explains a lot" boys and their stupid dares…
Our afternoon activity included going to take care of some children, so I took care of the girls group along with Jazzy. We just gave them a bunch of papers and color pencils so they could draw whatever they wanted. Then we help with the town's mass and I got to sing with Jazzy and Jo, while Josh played the guitar.
Then we came back to camp and started getting ready for dinner. Some of us were excited, because "afterdinner" meant witches mail. Ray told us that we'd get to hear the mail after we were all done with our dinner.
I haven't seen anyone writing anything for it, so I thought that maybe we'll wave to wait for tomorrow to hear from it.
Of course I was wrong. I was surprised that the box was halfway full of letters, mainly with made up gossip.
"now" Andrew started "it's time to reveal all the secrets discovered in the 2 days of camp!"
Meanwhile, Nico was holding the "box full of secrets.."
Aftere we were al quiet, nico took the first paper out of the box and read
"Bex!, you should be more secretive" Bex skipped a beat when she heard her name" Grant Newman is not single"at this point, bex could have easily beaten a tomato in a who-is more-red competition, ,and she gave Andrew and Nico her most dangerous look.
We all, of course, cracked up at this
Then Andrew read "I want to say hi to the cutest and best rasta! Which is bex's!" more laughs, and a redder, more embarrassed and angrier Bex. This can't end good…
Then Nico took another piece of paper and read
Chewbacca: Grant!" we could hear laughs and clasps from everywhere
"Harry Potter: Derek!
Indiana Jones: Mathew!
Shipwrecked guy from cast away:George!"
Some of the lookalikes sounded mean, but the people mentioned where the ones who were laughing the most. So we assumed they weren't mad, and Andrew took another piece of paper and read.
"Ode to Ray
You dear gentleman, got me going crazy with that hair
You have those amazing looks, which I find really fair
Do you think that as a couple we have a chance?
Or that apron of yours would tear us apart?
Notice me please! And catch me with a hook
Or I'll die jealous looking at you
The Tuna fish!"
I got to admit that despite the suckish poem, we all found it hilarious, mainly because Ray's cooking apron was covered in tuna fish.
"hey ray, this is a masterpiece! You should keep it!" Andrew joked around, and took another piece of paper.
"zach, you literally suck at ping-pong!
Ok, random comment. Then nico took the next piece of paper and read
"to our dear campheads:
Please relax a little bit and let us sleep!
"Ok that was random" said Louise "but ok, we'll let you sleep a little bit more."
Woho! Now I can sleep more in the morning!
Then Andrew took another paper and suppressed a laugh
"Ray! Why do you feed us with salad at dinner? Not all of us are over 200 pounds!"
You need to know that ray is like really, and I mean REALLY tall. Like 2 meters tall. And he's really thin, but his bones are apparently heavy.
Then Nico read the next one
"Louise! It looks like you got a sunburn, signed the sunscreen"
Ok, that was nos that funny..
"Patrick! What's up with you and Deedee?"
Um, camp love gossip much?
Nico took another one and started to read "hey Ray"! I love eating on tim…" but got cut off by ray taking the paper away from him. Ray got upset and got quickly into the kitchen.
Then there was a bunch of oohhh's and aaawwww's.
"And that's it for today!" concluded Andrew.
"uf, apparently I'm lucky, because they didn't send a note about me" I whispered to Bex. Then she got that mischievous grin and walked away. Oh no, that's not a good sign. She's going to get her revenge on me!
A/N i didn't mean to be mean to the characters. all those things were actually said to my friends at summercamp, i recorded it :P