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Inside the Gate
"Hey Brother?" Al asked.
"Yeah Al?" Ed said.
"What was seeing the Gate like?"
Ed's eyes widened.
When he was outside the Gate, after seeing the Truth, a purple crab came out and started singing to the tune of 'Under the Sea':
"The voices are always crying.
In this ditch of darkness.
Just look at the sadness around you!
Right here in the Gate!
We will take your left leg,
That is the price it takes!
Inside the Gate!
Inside the Gate!
It is a pit of despair!
Isn't it great?
And if you are not careful,
You might be burned at the stake!
Oh, you want your brother's soul back?
It will cost you an arm!
Out there it has light and mercy,
Well that's rather dull!
Inside the Gate!
Inside the Gate!
A pit of despair,
Isn't it great?
"Uh…Brother?" Al asked.
Ed shook his head and mumbled:
"You don't want to know."