And now for another epically-hilarious chapter. ENJOY!
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Invader Jrek: o.o You seem really happy seeing your OC on the evil side… (turns to Jrek) And you really want Dib dead, don't you?
(So, lasers are shooting everywhere, the floor opens to reveal a boiling river of lava, a couple pirates fall in, and lets just say things aren't looking too cheery right now)
JIM: BEN, you go help the captain and Doc! If I'm not there in five minutes, leave without me.
BEN: I am not leaving my buddy Jimmy!
GIR: All for one and one for all!
JIM: -full unleash of the death-glare-
BEN: 0_0 Unless he looks at me like that… Bye, Jim! -flee-
GIR: Adios, amigos!
JIM: (turns to DIB and ZIM) And unless YOU both want to die, you can help me out here!
DIB: I choose life! (begins to assist JIM)
ZIM: Ha! I wouldn't be caught DEAD helping a pair of scummy HUMANS! (turns to leave ship, seeing the hazardous path ahead) O.O …Then again, I'll be caught dead, anyway. What are your commands, Jim?
(SILVER, TAK, and JREK, in the meantime…)
JREK: Uh, don't look now, Silver, but the remainder of the crew is leaving.
SILVER: GET BACK HERE YOU COWARDS!
TAK: No offense, cyborg, but unless you want to end up like those crazy old coots who died because they wouldn't leave their life-long obsession in a life-or-death situation, I suggest we FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE!
JREK: I spot one now… -points-
SILVER: (looks over at boat, seeing JIM, ZIM, and DIB working on it) -villainous smirk-
TAK: -thinking- Escape AND a chance for revenge. Perhaps this situation isn't as bad as it seems! (dodges laser) Augh!
(Meanwhile, with DELBERT, AMELIA, and GAZ)
DELBERT: All my life I waited for an adventure like this… I'm just sorry I couldn't be more useful to you.
AMELIA: Oh, don't be daft. You've been most helpful. Really.
GAZ: Hey, how about you think of a plan OUT of this situation, rather than having some pity-party?
DELBERT: How? We've been captured by pirates. It'll take more than brains to handle them, and… *sigh* I'm nothing but a useless weakling! (covers face with hands, realizing they're free) With abnormally thin wrists.
GAZ: (holds up hands) Likewise. Now, lets take out that pirate.
DELBERT: -taunts pirate-
PIRATE: I pummel you good!
GAZ: Hey, lardo, is this YOUR gun? (aims laser-pistol at pirate)
PIRATE: 0_o Uh…
(Back with the others, the boat is up and running)
JIM: Yes! Guys, we are so OUTTA here!
DIB: At last! We're home-free!
SILVER, TAK, and JREK: -board ship-
ZIM: 0_0 I think you spoke too soon.
SILVER: Ah, Jimbo, ain't you deh seventh wonder of the universe!
TAK: 0_o Don't you mean 'eighth' wonder?
SILVER: I would say dat, but after seeing deh size of Dib's head…
JIM: -raises sword- Get back!
DIB: About TIME you saw him as a threat! (raises sword as well) Stay back, you freaks!
ZIM: (holds up laser) Back! Back I SAAAAY!
SILVER: -glowers at JIM- I like ya, lad, but there's no way I'm letting ya stand between me an' my treasure.
TAK: (takes out laser) And I've come too far for my revenge to be stopped now!
JREK: And I've been waiting too long to kill Dib! (switches arm to laser-cannon) SAY GOODBYE, PUTRID HUMANS!
DIB: -gulp- Well, I had a good run…
ZIM: Uh, hold on… Who's steering the boat?
EVERYONE: O_O Oh, CRA-
LASER: -hit's the ship- *BOOM!*
JIM and DIB: -fall over edge, grabbing an outcrop to keep from hitting lava-
SILVER: -is trying to keep the boat-load of treasure from meeting a laser-
ZIM: -looks down at DIB- I take it this is how you humans 'hang out'?
DIB: Now's not the time for PUNS, Zim! Help me up!
ZIM: I don't know… If I leave you now, I'll have one less pest in the way of my EEEVIL schemes. Plus, I don't like you.
JREK: Neither do I, so… (aims arm-cannon at DIB) Say your prayers, big-head!
ZIM: Hey, I want to destroy him! Find your OWN nemesis! (shoves JREK)
JREK: Well, I hate him more than you do, so I get to kill him! (shoves ZIM)
ZIM and JREK: -get into a shove-fest-
DIB: (looks down at lava) Maybe hitting the lava won't be so painful…
TAK: (grabs DIB and hoists him up) There, I saved you. Happy?
DIB: You… SAVED me? But, why?
TAK: Because, since Zim finds you a pest, I've decided letting you live would help that stupid, pathetic-excuse for an Irken suffer! (grabs him by the shirt-collar) But if you DARE tell ANYONE that I saved you, you shall suffer twenty times worse than my foe!
DIB: Uh, understandable. …Should we save Jim, too?
TAK: (thumbs over at SILVER saving JIM) Nah, the cyborg's already got it covered.
ZIM and JREK: -still fighting-
TAK: HEY! How about we get out of this death-trap, THEN fight?
JREK: Grr… FINE. But when this is over, I call killing-dibs on… er, well, killing Dib.
(So, they run through the portal, meeting up with JIM and SILVER)
JIM: Silver, you gave up?
SILVER: It's a life-long obsession, Jim… I'll get over it.
RLS LEGACY: -arrives-
GAZ: You guys want a lift, or do you want to die instead?
BEN: Hurry, guys! We've got a short matter of time before planet-destruction!
EVERYONE: -gets on board-
SILVER: Ah, Captain, ye arrived just in deh nick o-
AMELIA: Save your clap-trap for the judge, Silver!
ZIM: Aaaaaand… We're doomed.
JUST THEN: -the engine is damaged-
BEN: Engine immobilized, Captain! We only have 30% of capacity!
DIB: Thirty-percent? That means… WE WON'T MAKE IT!
JIM: (sees supplies to make a solar-surfer) Not if I can't help it. Turn back toward the portal, I have an idea!
DELBERT: Jim, that portal leads to a ranging inferno! How could we-
GAZ: (grabs DELBERT by the throat) Just listen to the pretty-boy, dog-face!
SILVER: -helps JIM build a solar-surfer-
JIM: -flies off to save the day-
GIR: -hums the "Star Wars" theme song- Doo doo, doo doo DOO doo, doo doo DOO doo, doo doo doo…!
DIB: -still panicking- We'll never make it! We're all going to die! I WANNA GO HOME!
ZIM: -slaps DIB- Get a hold of yourself, man!
JIM: -then begins to plummet-
ZIM: Okay, NOW you can lose it.
DIB: Thank you. -continues panicking- AAAAUUUUUGH!
BEN: SEVENTEEN SECONDS!
GIR: It's the final countdown!
GAZ: Hold it! He's sliding the engine against the wall, generating enough heat to ignite the engine!
DIB: Waaaiiit… How could rubbing metal against heated metal possibly bring his engine to life?
FILM MAKERS: Just go with it!
BEN: 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2...
JIM: -presses button-
PORTAL: -takes 'em back to the spaceport-
AMELIA and DELBERT: -hugs-
TAK: -kisses JREK-
JREK: Whoa! What was THAT for?
TAK: Meh. It's just in the timing.
GIR: -leaps to hugs GAZ-
GAZ: -punches him before he can do so- Don't even think about it.
(And blah, blah, blah, LATER BELOW DECK!)
SILVER: C'mon, you Irkens! We've gotta make tracks!
JREK: We're going as fast as we can!
JIM: You never give up, do you?
DIB: You guys aren't getting away THAT easily- (JIM shoves a sock into his mouth) Mmf!
ZIM: HA! Now you know how I feel!
JIM and SILVER: -one last tender moment-
JIM: -lets them go-
SILVER: Oh, an' here's a little something-something tah help yer mum rebuild her dinner-house! (tosses JIM treasure)
JREK: And I'll return one day, Dib, to destroy you ONCE AND FOR ALL!
DIB: Uh… Take your time.
TAK: And I'll be back to get my REVENGE, Zim!
ZIM: Ha! I'd like to see you… 0_o WAIT! You're leaving ME?
SILVER: So long, sucker! -flies off-
DIB: -turns to JIM- You let him go. The guy nearly tries to kill us, and you LET HIM GO?
JIM: Dib, there's something I've been meaning to tell you throughout this whole story: LET. IT. GO.
THE BENBOW: -rebuilt-
PARTY: -goes on-
DELBERT and AMELIA: -married with kids-
(So, everyone celebrates. JIM proves he's not ashamed to dance with his mom, and DELBERT and AMELIA cut a rug too.)
GIR: -to GAZ- Dance with me!
GAZ: -groan- Only if it'll get you to SHUT UP.
DIB: Well, I GUESS this isn't so bad. At least no one's trying to kill us anymore.
ZIM: Yes, everything is fine and well… FOR NOW. After the party, however, I shall return to my schemes and try to TAKE OVER THIS PLANET!
EVERYONE: -stops and stares at ZIM-
ZIM: O.O …Uh, kidding! Just kidding!
DIB: -arches suspicious eyebrow-
SARAH: Those two are never going to get along, are they?
JIM: Like you wouldn't believe. -looks out window, seeing a cloud representation of SILVER-
GIR: (pops up behind JIM) Whatcha looking at?
AND SO (once again)…
The TP characters got sick of the IZ cast, and forced the authoress to have mercy on them and send them back home.
Zim went back to his previous scheme of trying to take over Earth.
Dib, happy to be home, went back to trying to bust Zim.
Gir continued to be the annoying robot we all know and love.
A/N: …Now, go home.
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