'Bring in Tatsufusa Enjoji!' Urahara calls. Then he stares at the man's pigtails. 'What the-?'
'I was running out of hairstyles, okay?' the hair stylist grumbles. 'And besides, he used L'Oréal on his hair today.'
'Because I'm worth it!' Enjoji says sassily and flips his pigtails. Urahara slaps his forehead.
'And cut! Okay, we're done with this scene! Can someone untie-!' Urahara began but stops when Chad stands up and breaks the ropes with his hands. 'Never mind...'
Young Chad looks up at older Chad.
'When I grow up I want to be just like you,' he says dully.
'HEEEYY! HOW COME HIS YOUNGER SELF ISNT A BRAT?' Rukia and Renji complain.
'WHO'RE YOU CALLING A BRAT?' younger Rukia and Renji yell as they kick their older counterparts in the ass.
'And so, Chad only fights because of Ichigo,' Urahara explains solemnly.
'Gaaaaayyyy!' Rukia calls out.
'So, Ichigo comes in and tells Chad that if Chad won't raise his fists for himself, then maybe he can raise them for Ichigo and Ichigo will do the same!' Urahara exclaims.
'Oh, yeah! High five for bromance!' Ichigo yells and raises a hand to Chad.
'A mutual no indication agreement?'
'Huh? So this episode is all about Chad? What about me and my epic battle?' Ichigo complains.
'Wanna have it right now then?' Kenpachi leers as he comes up behind Ichigo. Ichigo gulps.
'Nah! I'm good!' he squeaks.
'Wait, what about Orihime and me?' Uryu demands angrily.
'Come on! You really expect me to show the audience what's going on between you two?' Urahara sighs.
'Oh. I suppose that's alright, then.' Then Uryu's eyes widen. 'Wait, what the hell is that supposed to mean!'
BONUS: ENDING CREDITS- Houkiboshi by Younha
Everyone is sleeping in and under the tree. Then…
'NOOO! DON'T EAT MUSHROOM PRINCESS! I'M NOT TASTY LIKE PEA SOUP!' Orihime wails and rolls overs, pulling Ichigo along and toppling on top of Uryu and Chad.
'ORIHIMEEEE!' they all yell.
'Dude, why are you wearing…pink?' Ichigo wrinkles his nose as he asks Shunsui.
'Pink is the new black, kid,' Shunsui explains matter-of-factly.
'It's true,' Urahara agrees as he walks in wearing a pink and white striped hat.
'So he gets to drink all the time?' Uryu says in a baffled voice.
'Re-lax! It's not real alcohol!' Urahara explains. Shunsui's eyes widen in shock.
'It's not?' he says in a horrified voice. 'MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!'
'Shunsui, wait a min-!'
'YOU LIED TO ME! HOW COULD YOU?'
'Calm down, man! It's just a-!'
'NO, YOU CALM DOWN! ALL MY LIFE I BELIEVED IN YOU! AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU TAKE AWAY THE ONE THING THAT IS MOST PRECIOUS TO ME! MY-!'
'You're welcome,' Nanao sighs as she replaces the book under her arm and fixes her glasses.
'So that's what the book's for,' Renji mutters.