AN: I always wanted to do this fanfiction, a story that I can be funny, and creative, plus do a good excuse to do video game jokes. I hope I do a good enough job to all fans of Family Guy.
Brian and Stewie's Road through Gaming
It opens up to different shots of Brian and Stewie during the credits showing:
Stewie in Halo armor (with the oversized helmet for his head) firing a machine gun at an elite Brain behind cover
Brian on a go cart dropping a banana peel behind him with Stewie about to slip on it
Stewie in a pink dress being protected by a Brian Big Daddy who was holding a drill arm towards a hoard of Splicers
Brian using the gravity gun to launch rocks at a running Stewie in Gordon Freeman's armor
Stewie in the Mario outfit just slamming the axe into Bowser while Brian in a Princess Peach Dress watches in horror
Ends with a shot of a pile of game cartridges and Brian and Stewie's arms coming out of the middle of the pile making a peace sign
It opens up in the Griffon House hold in the evening where Brian walked up into Stewie's room saying, "Hey Stewie, Lois wants me to babysit you while her and Peter go out" He said when he saw Stewie sitting on the floor in a pile of machinery, making something
"Stewie what are you making?" Brian asked curious
"Oh I'm just fixing up this N-Gage" Stewie said screwing on a piece to the small device
"A Nokia N-Gage? Where did you get that?" Brian asked
"Oh remember when Peter got one?" Stewie asked
Peter slammed open the door into his living room where Lois was watching T.V. with Brian.
"Guys, I just bought the best handheld gaming system in the world" Peter said excited
"Uh Peter, the N-Gage is a piece of crap that barely has any good games" Lois said
Peter looked at the device and then yelled, "Son of a bitch!" throwing the device off screen.
"Oh right, so what are you doing with it?" Brian asked
"Well remember when I made that device that let us travel through the different universes, well now I'm making on that lets us going into different video game universes" Stewie explained
"Wait, why would you want to do that?" Brian asked
"Don't know, guess the writer wants that" Stewie said
It shows a man with a pony tail in his mom's basement on an easy chair typing on his laptop thinking
"And then Stewie tells Brian it's what the writer wants…wait did I just type that?" He asked shrugging his shoulders
"Err right" Brian said slightly confused
"There we go" Stewie said finishing
"So before we this, could you make sure we can get back without any problem" Brian said
"Way ahead of you, I set the reset button as the button that will instantly warp us out. Now I should warn you that all pain you feel within the games will feel real. However you won't really die" Stewie explained
"Whys that?" Brian asked
"Well the writer doesn't want us dead as we are the Fonzie of the show" Stewie said
"Well that makes me feel better" Brian said
"A lot better than the time Peter got a guest spot on World's Dumbest?" Stewie asked
It shows the Intro to Worlds Dumbest and it says Worlds Dumbest Driver's 241
The clip of a man being pulled over is being shown while the narrator says, "This driver just got pulled out for a standard DUI, however…."
The man being pulled out back hands the cop and is pinned to the ground
Peter laughs, "Wow, that cop just…uhh…that cop just got, ok how the hell am I supposed to read that?" Peter tries to squint to read his line
Cut to a very ugly Judy Gold
" F(beep)ing dumbass, seriously why the f(beep)ing network hired you, you are so f(beep)ing stupid that you make Tonya Harding look like a F(beep)ing genius. F(beep)er" She says
"Alright let's do this" Stewie said starting the N-Gage up and both Brian and Stewie were transported into the T.V. by way of bright light.
They appeared in cyber space and Stewie and Brian were in Tron Outfits, Brian blue, Stewie red
"Holy crap are we in Cyber Space?" Brian asked looking him over
"Yep, with all this online gaming, we can go into any game and mess around. Oh hey it's Tron Guy" Stewie said pointing at Tron Guy
"Oh Hey Stewie, word of advice, don't go into the Wii section, it's slower than the special education class" He said
"Dude not cool, I mean special education people can be smart. You know just for that" Stewie drew a Tron Disk and threw it at the man slicing his head off, he disappeared into pixels and Brian looked at Stewie like WTF
"What? It's true." Stewie said trying to justify his actions.
"Just take me to a game" Brian said
"Alright Alright, let me just, ah here we go" Stewie said as they disappeared in white light.
They appeared in army fatigues and Brian held a .50 Caliber sniper with Stewie holding a SPAS shotgun.
"Where are we?" Brian asked looking at his gun
"Kinda hard to pinpoint" Stewie said looking at his device, all of a sudden a small ball flew in the air and landed at them blowing up.
They disappeared and reappeared back in another part of the area, inside of a building.
"Oww…what happened?" Brian asked
"Grenade Launcher. I think I know where we are, hold on let me get into the public frequency just to be sure" Stewie said pressing a button
"I OWNED YOU YOU F(beep)ING NOOB I OWNED YOU!" it was the sound of a 12 year old screaming into the mike, Stewie pressed the button to silence it
"Yep, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, that or Black Ops it's all the same" Stewie said
"Won't we piss off a lot of people saying that?" Brian asked
"So we are pissing off drunk frat boys and screaming little kids, who cares" Stewie asked but then they heard a man scream into the mike.
"Nuke it's all over!"
"…oh crap" Brian said, "Come on take us out!" Brian yelled to Stewie
"Alright I'm on it" Stewie said pressing a button making this disappear.
AN: Send me some ideas of games to have Brian and Stewie Visit, and before you ask, all jokes are jokes. I like COD, I was just making fun.