My Very Own shop
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Overview: A silly little fic but I think (hope) it is quite funny!
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"Hello, hello, hello and welcome to Man Wigs Limited." Called a familiar voice, throughout the mall. "Do you ever feel too short and need a way to gain those extra few pesky inches? Or perhaps you have a bald spot that can no longer be coloured in with a marker pen? Well look no further we have man wigs to suit every need and occasion." Goku loved his new job. The people were friendly, the pay was good and he got away from the wife for ten hours a day. Bonus! He knew that this was the sweet life and plus annoying Vegeta was always a fun past time, one that should never be over looked.
Vegeta loved owning his own shop and what he liked most was having Kakorrot as his advertiser. It suited the silly clown down to the ground he had to confess, the lower class moron had a face and personality that just screamed 'be friends with me' and 'I'm honest and wont ever cheat you.'
Yes, Karrorot was a genius at selling wigs, he had to find his talents some how and Vegeta was only too happy to exploit them.
Having a job also kept him too busy to train so that the prince could catch up without resorting to being underhanded… well massively underhanded anyway. A little arrogance and cheating always helped or that's what his mother told him.
All Vegeta had to do was sit behind the counter whist Kakorrot just kept bringing the gullible fools in to part with their hard earned cash. Kakorrot would just say a few words and in customers would file in. Strange what a man in a bunny costume can accomplish; 'mind you' mused Vegeta chuckling, 'its strange what a man in a bunny costume can accomplish when he is being paid mainly in take out food.'
Goku loved his job but he loved revenge even more. For too long Vegeta had insulted him and gotten away with it and even worse than that Vegeta still refused to be his friend. Did it really take that much effort to just be nice once in a while?
It had taken Goku weeks to think up his master plan and Bulma had been happy to go along with it for reasons of her own. "The pompous, arrogant jerk has forgotten my birthday again! He can't be allowed to get away with it. Something must be done!"
She had bought Vegeta a little shop in the mall and told him male wigs were the new 'in thing.' Of cause he had been suspicious. She had been yelling at him just the day before and she always took ages to forgive him, but she had got around this by telling him that he was making her horny and that she could never stay mad at a man like him. His ego won out and stage one of Operation Wig was in place.
Stage two took more tact and it took advantage of Vegeta's need to be better and more dominant than Goku.
"Please can I work at you shop? Pretty Please? I will do anything, I just want the experience!"
"Because I enjoy the company of intelligent people only. End of discussion!"
"You'll make a great boss though!" Goku pouted.
"Boss? And you will call me 'Sir' and do everything I say?
"Of cause. That's what employees do… Sir" Goku had replied with a little smile.
Needless to say he had gotten the job, Vegeta couldn't resist anything that make him superior to other people.
"On one condition," Vegeta said holding up a white, fluffy bunny costume and whiskers. "You wear these."
That was stage two complete and at least Saiyaman was wearing a sillier costume than Goku so he figured that it was totally worth it in the end. Or at least he hoped it was anyway.
The final stage in Goku's ploy for revenge was already happening and Goku grinned and tweaked his whiskers readying himself for the moment when Vegeta discovered what was actually going on. He just knew there was going to be fireworks and by Kami he was going to enjoy them.
Vegeta loved his shop and Vegeta loved having Goku under his thumb. Life was good and he was making money, how could he possibly complain?
"Excuse me Sir? Can I have your autograph please?" A little boy smiled up at him whist holding a piece of paper in his hands.
"Yes of cause but I didn't think my royal blood was common knowledge." Vegeta felt smug, he was finally getting the recognition he deserved.
"Wow your royalty too. Wow Mr, your amazing!" The boy stumbled over his words as he gushed, "The giant bunny told me that you invented the man wig to help you get over your problem with shortness. Your such an inspiration."
It took ten seconds for what the boy said to sink into Vegeta's brain.
"Kakorrot! You bunny eared moron, you're going to pay for this!"
And so the day progressed with Vegeta and Kakorrot fighting like they had done many times before and ended with Goku winning like he always did, many times before.
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