Kurt and Tinky-Winky arrived back at Kurt's home fifteen minutes later. He had to pack everything he wanted to bring to Teletubby land. Tinky-Winky helped him fold his clothes. Soon everything was stored neatly inside of his suitcases.

"I guess we're ready to leave, Tinky-Winky?" Kurt began to open the door to go outside.

"Wait!" yelled Tinky-Winky. "Don't you need to leave your dad a note? Doesn't he even know where you're going?"

Kurt smacked his forehead. "Ohh! How could I have forgotten? Hold on, Tinky-Winky. I'll be right back." Kurt stepped back inside and let the door fall closed behind him. He dashed into the kitchen and tore a piece of paper off the top of a notepad that was lying around. He jotted down a quick message to his dad. It read:

Dad,
I'm very sorry but I am leaving. Leaving everything. Let me explain. I was channel surfing and someone caught my eye. I fell deeply in love. I have dumped Blaine. By the time you read this, my new boyfriend and I will be gone. Who is he, you ask? Tinky-Winky. From the Teletubbies. I am moving to Teletubby Land. Goodbye, I will come and visit. I'll miss you!

Love,

Kurt

Kurt pinned his message onto the fridge. He choked back a mouthful of tears and walked slowly to his front door.

"Why do goodbyes have to be so sad?" he pondered out loud, speaking to nobody in particular. Tinky-Winky said nothing. He looked at Kurt sympathetically. The two exited Kurt's house in complete silence, heaving three heavy suitcases through the door-frame. Kurt locked the door and shut it.

It wasn't until he was outside, standing in the sunlight, that Kurt realized he had no idea how to get to Teletubby Land. "Ready to go?" asked Tinky-Winky.

"How are we getting there?" wondered Kurt.

Tinky-Winky stepped aside. Behind where he had just been standing was a bright red scooter. Kurt laughed.

"Hop on!" called Tinky-Winky. He stepped onto the scooter and grabbed the handles. Kurt got onto the scooter behind Tinky-Winky. "We'll be there in two minutes, don't worry." said Tinky-Winky. In a flash of light, the scooter sped forward. When it came to a stop, the two were surrounded by the unique landscape that is only found in Teletubby land.

"How did we get there so fast? I don't remember Po's scooter doing that in the show!" marveled Kurt.

"Yeah...Don't tell Po about that," said Tinky-Winky sheepishly.