Luke Skywalker was confused. That didn't happen often, at least not since he had become a real Jedi.
One minute he had been training with the Force. The next he was in what looked like a massive mansion surrounded by people. Some he didn't know, a few looked familiar, and a couple were enemies. Looking up he saw a raised platform with two creatures on it, one of them was a human the other looked anthromorphic.
The boy had short brown hair and green-blue eyes. He was wearing a black top with blue jeans, red trainers and a rainbow bandana he also had two lightsabers on his belt and a stop sign tied to his back. Strangely, Luke could see a 'Hello, My Name is…' sticker posted to his shirt, and the word 'Fox' had been scrawled on it with a permanent marker.
The girl, ironically (or not, Luke wasn't sure) really was a fox, no more than 3'4", actually. She had cropped blonde hair, blue eyes, and a white star on her forehead. She wore a grey shirt with a cross on it, and blue-jean pants. She didn't appear armed. She was also wearing a 'Hello, My Name is...' sticker, but hers was upside down, so he wasn't sure just what the permanent marker said, but it looked like 'Star.' Or rather, 'ratS' upside down, but he assumed that flipped around the right way it would read 'Star.'
The one called fox clapped his hands and said, "Hello and welcome to my mansion on earth! Now INTROUDUCTIONS!" he yelled the last word while pulling a pie slice out of his pocket. "Uh, you go first," he added, pointing at Luke before eating a some of the pie slice.
"Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight." The Jedi Master said before looking at the closest person to him, which happened to be a blue hedgehog.
"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, hero of Mobius." He said, then jabbed his thumb over towards a two-tailed fox. "And this is my pal, Tails."
"Hi," Tails said somewhat shyly, giving everyone a little wave.
It was then that one Darth Hideous decides to yell, from seemingly out of nowhere, "FOX! JOIN THE DARK SIDE!"
"No, it'll give me bad skin like you or I'll end up like Anakin over there" the human boy said, jerking his thumb at Vader, before pulling a small note book and pen out of his pocket. He then scribbled something down on it, smiling.
"What did you jus- OPH!" Emperor Moron fell to the ground as an anvil fell on his head, and he now had little Imperial Star Fighters flying round his head.
"You know, none of this makes a lick of sense," Star muttered so softly one almost couldn't hear her. "This fic going to do such wonders to my rep." Then she gave a big, almost maniacal grin. "ALRIGHT! I LOVE this thing!"
Fox rolled his eyes. "Right. Anyway, let's continue over there with…"
Star suddenly yanked the note book and pen out of Fox's hands. "You know what would be cool? We need Fox McCloud here. Then we can have jokes and general confusion as to which Fox we're talking about."
"No, Star, give me that back!" Fox yelled, reaching for the note book. "I don't want Fox McCloud here! We're not doing a Star Fox crossover or a Super Smash Bros. crossover, and that's final!"
"Aw," Star pouted visibly, but gave the note book back to Fox morosely. Um, Fox the human, not Fox McCloud.
"Star," Fox warned.
"Sorry," Star half-whined. "But I really wanted to do that joke."
"Fine," he said before grinning evilly and scribbled something down in the notebook, and suddenly to everyone's shock a cloud appeared over Suraman—I mean Douku and a load of bricks fell out of it.
"HOLY SITH!" He yelped as a brick hit him where no guy would like to be hit, casing a collective wince to pass through all the males there. It was then that a black hedgehog with red highlights stepped forward. "Hmp, I'm Shadow the ultimate life form."
"And I'm the kyuubi." Fox muttered.
"Was there a point to the bricks and Douku and stuff?" Star wondered. "Because it was awesome."
Luke was seriously wondering if he hadn't ended up in some sort of mental facility. Because this was insane.
"AAAH! A crab's got my nose!" a little yellow sponge screamed as he rushed through the building and left their view.
"Give me that back!" Fox snarled, grabbing the notebook out of Star's hands again. "Seriously, you're more trouble than your worth."
"I know, right?" Star smiled innocently. "That's why you love working with me."
Fox rolled his eyes and looked down to his notebook. "Good luck with your delusions of adequacy, I guess. Let's see, who else are we dragging in here—and no, we are not using Fox McCloud, so stop asking."
Star pouted and crossed her arms.
Fox frowned before grinning in an insane way "NARUTO!" he yelled "NINJA'S ARE WHAT WE NEED!" he yelled.
"Please tell me this is some twisted dream," Luke muttered while Yoda, Mace and Eggman introduced themselves.
"Luke, join the dark side."
"Ugh. Dad is this really the time try and turn me to the dark side?"
"I totally agree with you, Fox Who is Not Fox McCloud and Therefore Inferior," Star said eagerly. "We need NINJAS!"
"Inferior?" Fox asked, looking offended as Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe fell out of the sky and landed on Naruto's head, knocking him over. "I am not inferior! I'm a lot better than Fox McCloud!"
"Did you ever fly a ship through space and blow up a giant monkey's head after shooting out his eyeballs?" Star asked.
"Then you are not as superior as Fox McCloud," Star informed him grandly.
"What is it with you and Fox McCloud?" Fox asked angrily. "Don't you like anyone else?"
Metal Sonic walked by, looking at Star with a worried expression before turning and running in the opposite direction as fast as he possibly could before she saw him. Fox rubbed his head and sighed. "Let me rephrase that, do you like anyone who you haven't mentally scared?"
From his spot in the crowd Luke groaned and hopped this was some kind of cheese induced nightmere.
Disclamer: i do not own star wars or sonic the hedgehog, star belongs to StarVix
This is a joint story between me and StarVix