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Sonic the Hedgehog, being a rather impatient creature by nature, made his way to the two notebook-holding OCs and asked, "So, what's the plot of this story, anyway?"
"Plot?" Star looked at him like a deer looks at an oncoming Mac truck. "I wasn't aware that we had a plot." In an instant, she whipped out a cell phone and pressed a speed dial number. "Hey, Fox, what's our plot?"
"How the Macbeth should I know?" Fox McCloud asked peevishly. "Stop calling me!"
"Star!" Fox yelled as the Lylatian mercenary hung up on her. "STOP trying to get Fox McCloud in this fic!"
Sonic's jaw dropped open. "Wait…are you two telling me you don't have a plot? Why on earth would you start a story if you don't even have a plot?"
"I'm sure we have a plot," Star said soothingly. "Right, Fox?"
Fox sweat dropped. "Um…right…"
Sonic moaned. "I don't believe this." A black, swirling vortex opened up next to him and he only narrowly managed to avoid getting sucked in. "And what the heck is this thing?" he shrieked.
"A plot hole," Star explained.
Sonic blinked for a long, slow moment, then his face twisted in a comical display of frustration and he screamed, "HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FREAKING PLOT HOLE WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLOT?"
"Exactly! That's why we have a plot hole!" Star explained, as if it were the simplest thing in the world.
"...RUN FOR YOUR LIVE'S!" Sonic yelled as Fox gave Star a grade one death glare.
"Give me one good reason not to teleport you into the void."
"The void?" Tails asked, scratching his head in confusion.
"The place in-between worlds," fox said before looking for Star who had mysteriously disappeared. "... I need some apples," Fox muttered as a blue floating apple appeared next to him, eating it in about two seconds before his pupils dilated. He started dancing while swinging his stop sign in one hand and a lightsaber in the other.
Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on how you look at it he jumped into the villain's small group...
The scene suddenly cut to an ugly old woman sitting behind a desk, holding a handful of papers. "Hello, Boys and Girls, I'm the Network Sensor. The scene that is going on right now is unfortunately much too violent to show little Boys and Girls in good conscience. So it is my duty as the Network Censor to cut out this scene and put in a safe, family-friendly alternative here."
The scene went briefly to Fox and the villains, who found themselves forced to hold hands in a circle and sway back and forth slightly as they sang, "Kumbayah, my Lord, Kumbayah…"
The Network Censor was back, smiling in a way that made you instantly loathe her with every fibre of your being. "And don't worry, kiddies. No one was or will be harmed in the making of this…"
She was suddenly cut off as something that resembled a blue police box materialized out of thin air and landed right on top of her, flattening her…uh, flat. The door of the box opened and a young man in a suit—complete with spotted bowtie—peeked out and proclaimed, " Bowties are cool!" before slamming the door shut and disappearing.
To Fox's great relief, he suddenly found himself running for his life from a group of evil criminals who were bound and determined to rip his guts out. The Kumbayah singing had been creepy. He passed Star, who waved.
"Sorry I disappeared," she said apologetically. "But the Doctor was on."
"Doctor Who?" Luke Skywalker asked curiously.
"Forget this! I have author powers!" Pulling out his notebook, Fox scribbled something in it, and a second later several Dalek's appeared, zapped the villains and then dissipated into nothing.
"Right, now that's over"… scribbling something else all the bad guys came back to life...wearing pink dresses.
"WHAT THE…UMPH! Mephey yelled as Fox landed a dropkick to the evil recouler of shadow, because that's all he is really, "No swearing in front of the kids," he said pointing at Cream, Charmy and Tails.
'Mephy?' Itachi thought to himself (it would appear Itachi, due to his awesomeness, can read the filler text) "I can." Itachi, the only villain not wearing a dress, said earning several weird look's from the Aktsuki..
"Um, Itachi maybe you need to go back on your medication," Kisame, lord of the sharks, shark face, and Jaws(the shark not the one from James bond) said.
"No, no, I'm fine" was the response
"DIE!" Sasuke yelled as he charged his older brother, only to get back handed into a wall "of Sith spit."
Luke groaned; this was getting weirder by the second
"Luke I sense your having a moment of confusion," Darth Vader(also awesome) said.
"Finally, things are starting to look up," Fox said happily.
"And the moment is passed…" Fox sighed and turned to Star, who was now holding the notebook and tapping her foot. "Yes, Star?"
"How come this fic is rated T? You know I don't do Teen rated humour stories!"
"Um…" Fox thought fast. "It's not rated T for Teen, its rated T for…uh…Terrific!"
"Oh, really?" Star said thoughtfully. "Well, I just reread what we've written, and I kind of think it should be rated S for Stoopid."
"That's not how you spell stupid."
"Exactly. That's how Stoopid this is."
Fox looked over to his left, where the Jolly Green Giant and Paul Bunion were jousting for the affections of the Fifty-Foot Woman. Also, Zelda and Shiek were currently fighting to see who was the best Smasher, even though they were the same person and this is NOT A SMASH BROTHERS FIC STOP THAT STAR!
"You may be right," Fox finally had to admit. "But Fan Fiction doesn't have an S rating."
Star sighed sadly and the two watched Zelda transform into Shiek and punch herself in the face, then transform back into Zelda and roundhouse kick herself in the gut. She kept it up until she literally knocked herself out.
"And this game's winner is…Zelda!" the announcer said, as it was as Shiek that she finally hit the dirt from exhaustion.
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