A great big HELLO and a Happy Early Halloween to all of my awesome readers.

Please don't freak out! Yes, I know that chapters titled Author's Note are usually cause for extreme alarm because the author is usually abandoning the story or something equally as tragic. However, I assure you that this is nothing of that sort! I simply want to explain to you that YES, I am still writing this story! I have reasons for not updating, I swear I do! It's called an unholy mix between writer's block, too much homework, and a recently-acquired obsession with looking up clips from Disney movies on YouTube. But it's better now… I have successfully beaten the writer's block! My homework is still crazy, but hey, I'm getting a 97% in AP World History, so I think it's worth it! And with the Disney obsession… yeah… :p

So anyway. I'm currently working on the next chapter. If all goes well, I should have it up sometime next week. Key word being should…

"How rude," said Artemis, randomly appearing in the Author's Note because I felt like it.

"I know, right?" said Hermes. "It's like she doesn't love us anymore – WHOA!"

He said the last part as a teenage girl in a Space Camp t-shirt fell from the sky.

"Where am I?" said Tape Monkey.

"You're in the story," said Hermes wisely. "You broke the fourth wall and thus, you were thrown into your totally awesome story, Not Just Another Silly Love Story."

"Cool!" said Tape Monkey. "By the way, I'm getting a 97% in AP World History."

"Yeah, you said that in the Author's Note," said Artie.

"I'm also going to the Starkid concert in Silver Springs on the 20th of next month!" said Tape Monkey. "I'm going with fellow Fanfictioners thepinkunicorn and JinxedAgain!"

As Tape Monkey the Cool Author said those names, she accidentally summoned them from the real world and zapped them into the world of Fanfiction.

"Oh great, Tape Monkey," said JinxedAgain (she's the sensible one.) "I don't know what you've done, but it can't be good!"

"AH! I love Joe Walker!" said thepinkunicorn (she's the crazy one).

"FANGIRL!" said Tape Monkey accusatorily.

"And proud," said thepinkunicorn.

"Um, aren't you supposed to be doing an Author's Note?" said JinxedAgain.

"Aren't boyfriends you get in China supposed to be Chinese?" Tape Monkey retorted.

"It's true," said thepinkunicorn. "She has a Chinese boyfriend that's actually not Asian at all." (*cough* ELIAS!)

"Oh, shut up!" said JinxedAgain, getting all embarrassed like she always does.

"You guys are nuts," said Tape Monkey's annoying little sister Emily.

"Why's your sister here, Tapey?" asked thepinkunicorn.

"So I can do THIS!" said Tape Monkey. Then, using her awesome skillz, she turned her annoying little sister into a giant pile of Swedish Fish.

"FISHIES!" yelled Tape Monkey and thepinkunicorn together. Then the leapt on the pile and ate them all while JinxedAgain facepalmed in the background.

**THE END**

Yeah, that was random.

So I'll finish this awesome Author's Note now.

I leave you with this awesome bit of wisdom.

"You've gotta have heart! All you really need is heart… When the odds are sayin' you'll never win, that's when the grin should staaaaart!"

Virtual cookies for anyone who can name this tune. (NOT YOU, thepinkunicorn. I know you know.)

That is all.

Adieu!