Ways to Annoy Mika
Disclaimer: I do not own Darren Shan. Darren Shan is the sole property of… well… Darren Shan, I suppose…
Darren had spent YEARS figuring this out! He had studied everything that the gloomy Prince hoped and feared. And now… he had made a list… A list… of ways to annoy Mika Ver Leth! This was what it turned out like.
(I do not claim any responsibility for any damages done, injuries caused or unexpected death at the hands of Mika Ver Leth. That is Darren's responsibility, not mine. He came up with the list. I simply showed it to the world.)
"Accidentally mistake" pink paint for his shampoo.
When he asks you what happened, blame Harkat and tell him that he also painted his coffin with rainbows.
Paint is coffin with rainbows.
When he's not looking, cut his hair and blame it on Kurda.
When he mentions that Kurda is dead, say it's his ghost.
While he's freaking out, sneak behind him and yell "BOO!" as loud as you can.
Then yell "Psyche!"
Tell him that Mr Tiny is here when he calms down.
When he starts freaking out, repeat step 6, only do a Mr Tiny impression this time.
Show him Madame Octa.
Give him a spider for his birthday (whenever that may be. Darren didn't mention)
Ask to sit on his throne.
When he says no, beg to sit on his throne.
When he says no again, hit him and run away.
When he tries to get revenge, tell him there's a spider on him.
Tattoo a spider on his arm, preferably not Madame Octa. He already has one of those.
Sing Barbie Girl in his presence.
Throw something sticky in his general direction.
Tell him the vampanese are attacking.
When he asks who's leading the invasion, say Murlough.
When he finally stops freaking out and realises that there's no invasion, tell him Murlough's dead and watch his reaction.
Tell him that Konoha shinobi are attacking.
Yell "Wrong anime!" and watch his reaction. He hates to be punked.
Sing "Make is Shine" really loudly.
Mika sleeps without his clothes on. Firstly, bring this to the attention of the generals and all those who respect him. Try showing them pictures.
Steal all his clothes and replace them with pink ones.
Set his cape on fire.
Put a whoopee cushion on his throne.
Blame Gavner. Tell him it's his ghost when he asks.
Borrow Evra's snake and put it on his throne or in his coffin.
A word from Prince Darren: Congratulations. If you have followed these steps, Mika now hates you. Sorry ladies!
Darren ruined my chances at true love! *runs out crying hysterically* *yells while running into the distance* Please R&R!