Sorry, Sorry. I know it's been a while since I updated. I couldn't help it. Anyway, here is Chapter 5. Hope you guys like it. Please review your complaints and comments, Thank you.
Naruto's New Jutsu, Gender Twister no Jutsu.
CHAPTER FIVE- RETURN TO THE VILLAGE.
Team 7 was walking at a calm, slow pace back to the village, after all, the mission was finished, why rush back when you can relax and take your time. Was there a rule that said you were not allowed to take your time? Kakashi was late all the time. Why run when you can walk. Suddenly Naruto had a thought, rare but it douse happen. "Hey, Kakashi-Sensei, When I used my Jutsu on Elfman, why did he lose his giant monster for?" Kakashi sighed, scratched his head and replied, "His clan has different forms for the different Genders. Only males have that monster form." "What form do the Woman have then, Kakashi-Sensei?" asked a curious Sakura. Kakashi suddenly put on a Yamato face and said, "Demon". Naruto and Sakura took a step back, surprised at this, Sasuke walked on as normal, not reacting at all. They continued back to the village with Naruto getting hit by Sakura for nearly making them fight a Demon.
Kurenai was angry, angry and impatient. "We've walked around doing nothing in these forms long enough. I think That Nara kid of Asuma's has already figured out what happened to us. Let's go wait by the Gate for team 7 to arrive. I don't want to risk making anyone else realize what's happened, Hey, Where is Kiba?" Shino pointed somewhere to her right, "Kiba went to the Hot Springs. She said there's something she always wanted to do, but never got the chance." Hinata blushed as he realized what his female team mate was planning to do. Kurenai just got angrier. "Shino, go bring him here now. I'd go myself but I'm unable to at the moment. Bring him here before…" Kurenai never got to finish as Shino interrupted. "Her, not him, her."Kurenai took a deep breath, and not trusting himself to speak just pointed in the direction of the hot springs. Shino just nodded and went off.
Team 7 was nearing the entrance to Konoha when Kakashi suddenly said he'd meet them at the Hokage's office and disappeared. "What was that about?" asked Sakura, not realizing that curiosity killed the cat. Naruto and Sasuke shrugged as they continued walking.
A few minutes later Shikamaru and Choji were walking in Konoha, when a girl ran past screaming in horror, Shikamaru recognized her as the new Kiba, Choji had no idea about that and turned his head to continue looking at the screaming girl after she had ran past. Shikamaru didn't bother. Why should he waste time? Three minutes later another screaming female ran past. This one was older, clearly an adult. She wore a green one piece swimming costume and had massive eyelashes. Choji was getting confused, but hadn't said a word yet. The next person to run past screaming was a male, Rock Lee, and he was screaming "Gai-Sensei". Choji may not be Shikamaru's equal when it comes to IQ, but he wasn't an idiot. "Why are we walking around where Naruto can see us? I think it would be better to find a good place to hide." Shikamaru just shook his head and pointed ahead of them. Following Gai and Lee, but at a slower pace, was Neji and Tenten, they, like Lee, were normal. Shikamaru nodded to Neji and Tenten before he spoke. "That Naruto, he's so troublesome. As if we didn't have enough troublesome women in this village to start with, now he's going around making more. Shikamaru avoided the kunai Tenten threw at him. Neji shook his head, "I don't know about Naruto, It was Kakashi who had changed Gai. Afterwards he left saying he was looking for Anko." Shikamaru's jaw dropped, as did Choji's. "I was sure it was Naruto playing those pranks." Was all he said, shocked at how he had made a mistake.
Shino was walking back from the Hot Springs, when she saw Neji, Tenten, Choji and Shikamaru. She greeted them, but they didn't answer, too busy talking about Kakashi going on a rampage of chaos throughout the village, sounded farfetched to her. Suddenly Shikamaru mentioned what he saw in the BBQ restaurant, Neji and Tenten couldn't believe it, "No way, the entire team?" muttered Tenten. "It's true" said Shino as four pairs of eyes turned to her. "How long have you been there?" asked Tenten, Neji and Shikamaru at once, all Choji said was, "Dude, you're a chick." Tenten hit Choji for stating the obvious. "I was here the whole time." Muttered Shino, going into his futile sulking position. "You know, you kinda look cute when you…WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT?" screamed Neji as he realized what he was saying. "Anyone seen Kiba? She wasn't at the hot springs." Everyone looked at shino. Two heads shook "No" one head nodded a "Yes" and Shikamaru pointed in the direction he had seen the first screaming woman ran in. "She went screaming that way, You would think if she wanted to be a pervert, she'd have a bit more self control."
Kiba was running. She now knew that going to the Hot Springs had been a mistake. It would have been cool if her sister wasn't there. 'I can't get that image of her out of my mind. I'm emotionally scarred for life now.' Thought Kiba to herself, closing her eyes. Suddenly she realized something; she had forgotten to take her clothes back before she ran out of there screaming. "Oh, Shit. I just ran through Konoha naked." Kiba jumped into the closest shop and hid herself among the flowers. "About time you realized you were running naked. You had already passed this shop three times. This was going to the fourth time if you hadn't entered. I can lend you a dress if you want." Kiba turned around to look at the mysterious speaker; it was none other than Ino.
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke walked through the village gate to see the entire village in chaos. Old men smoking their pipes were sitting on stools by a coffee shop. "She should come back around for another lap any time now" commented one of them to another. On the other side of the street Jirraya was setting up an old tripod camera. "What happened Ero-Sennin?" asked Naruto walking towards him. Jirraya smiled and a drop of blood appeared in his right nostril. "A miracle, Naruto. A Wonderful miracle." The three genin shrugged and were about to walk on when a middle-age woman with giant eyebrows ran past, followed by Rock Lee, who crashed into Sakura, making them both fall on the floor. "Sorry Sakura-Chan" screamed a fleeing (for a completely different reason now) Lee as Sakura ran towards him with her fists clenched. If that wasn't bad enough, Kakashi ran past being chased by a man neither Sasuke, nor Naruto, recognized, but who was definitely scary. "She's late" commented one of the old men. "Yeah, when is the naked chick coming past again?" asked another. This part Naruto heard and was just about to do a Kage Bunshin to search all over town when Kurenai appeared. "Naruto!" she screamed and started to chase Naruto.
Sasuke sighed as he looked at the chaos in his village. "Looks like we chose a good day to visit", commented Tamari, surprising Sasuke, who hadn't even noticed her. Kunkuro still had hearts in his eyes from ten minutes ago when Kiba ran past. Gaara sighed as he saw Naruto run past getting chased by some guy he didn't realize, and Konoha's new Hokage, with a bottle of Sake still in her hands. Sasuke looked at the three sand siblings and turned back to watch the show, why were those three here anyway? It was only now he realized that Lee was still using his crutches to move. Anyone would move quickly when chased by Sakura though. Lee moved so quickly it looked like he was running. How fast can he run without crutches?
Shikamaru and Choji Sat down watching the show with Neji and Tenten. "Have to say that this is one of the funniest days of my life. Never have I laughed so hard" commented Tenten, tears streaming down her face from laughing so much. Tsunade Got tired of chasing Naruto, and was starting to throw things at him. Naruto's clones started to pop one after the other as they got hit. "Wonder where the real one is?" Neji wondered, before Shino, whom no one had noticed was there, pointed next to him. A girl Naruto was sitting right next to Neji. "Hehehe. Please don't tell anyone I'm here." Naruto asked. Neji nodded before realizing that something was wrong. "Naruto!" roared a female Neji.
A/N- I tried to make it funny this time. I think I might end it after a few more chapters. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. I'll try to bring some order to the chaos next time. I hope you feel sorry for Kiba, as if seeing his sister naked wasn't bad enough, now everyone has seen him naked. There are a few more characters I will mess with, but I'm not going to change everyone's gender. Some characters won't change. If you want to see one character changed whom I haven't changed yet, tell me in a review and I'll make it so. Hope you continue reading. And Hokage was attacking Naruto because he was at blame for all that chaos. Tune in next time to find out what happens to Kiba now that he's in Ino's hands? What happened to Hinata? And who will win the grand prize of twenty thousand Bucks? Find all this out (except for the last one) and more next time. FrozenShadowWolf out.