A/N: GUESS WHAT TODAY IS? IT'S VICTOR'S BIRTHDAY! =D
Victor (aka majolicaiko here) is the Theo to my Jimmy on the RP and also my DeviantArt buddy! =D
SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *hands Victor a box and inside is a brown bunny* I GOT YOU A PROTEIN! =D
REVIEW PLEASE! =D
Disclaimer: Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! I don't own Saint Jimmy….but happy birthday to you! =D
*At the alley*
Jimmy: *big grand entrance*
Jimmy: Whew….why's it so hot out?
Andrew: Because I'm in the room. *winks*
Jimmy: Eew. That's not even funny.
Johnny: And we're not even in a room.
Jimmy: You *points to Johnny* shut up and let me work.
Johnny: Promise we'll go to the beach after?
Johnny: *huggles Jimmy* Yay!
Jimmy: Get off….
Johnny: Yes sir…
Jimmy: Huh…that's odd.
Jimmy: Where's Theo?
Jimmy: Wait…he's actually gone? OH MY GOD! I'M FREE! YESSSSSSSS!
Theo: *enters dramatically* Hey guys! What's up?
Jimmy: *sees him* FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Johnny: It's ok! He's just having a mental breakdown.
Theo: oh. Ok. *pauses* HEY SAINT!
Jimmy: *through clenched teeth* What. Is. It. Theo.
Theo: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?
Theo: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
Jimmy: Oh. Yeah. I…I knew that…
Theo: *in awe* Saint Jimmy remembered my birthday….
Jimmy: Yeah. Of course I did.
Andrew: Uh, Jimmy?
Jimmy: *whispered* Shut up.
Theo: So….what did you get me?
Theo: Well, DUH. It's my birthday! You get shit for everyone else on their birthday.
Gerard: Yeah! Like last year you gave me some weird European beer.
Chase: And then you gave me the spare key to your house for mine…but we all know how that ended up….
Johnny: And for my birthday, we spent the whole day fucking and you had an erection that lasted for more than four hours so we had to rush you to the-!
Jimmy: JESUS. SHUT IT.
Andrew: And then last month you just gave me a slip of paper saying 'good for one fuck.'
Jimmy: Honestly, I don't remember giving you any of these….
Andrew: You know, I still have that paper…
Theo: So now it's my turn! *smiles excitedly*
Jimmy: Um…well…I don't have anything.
Theo: *tears up* Wh-What?
Jimmy: Because…..because I wanted to wait for you. To pick it out.
Theo: REALLY? OH MY GOD! Well, there's always been one thing I've always wanted from you…
Jimmy: Aw, shit…
Theo: *whispers in his ear*
Jimmy: NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
Theo: Please? Just this once? It's my birthday after all….
Jimmy: FINE. OK? HAPPY?
Theo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *huggles Jimmy*
Jimmy: Don't do that….let's go…
Johnny: Wait…where are you going?
Jimmy: With him…
Johnny: B-But what about the-?
Theo: *hugs Jimmy tightly* MINE. *runs out with him*
Johnny: THAT BITCH.
***the next day***
Jimmy: *waddling in*
Johnny: I'm not talking to you….
Jimmy: Get….over it….
Johnny: What happened to you and why can't you walk straight.
Jimmy: Theo. That's what happened.
Jimmy: He did.
Johnny: *laughs hysterically* HE MADE YOU HIS BITCH!
Jimmy: SHUT UP! NOT A WORD OF THIS GETS OUT.
Johnny: My lips are sealed…*pulls Jimmy onto his lap*
Jimmy: *groans in pain* My ass is killing me…
Jimmy: SHUT IT.
Jimmy: *answers it* Hello?
Theo: *sighs* Hello, darling…
Jimmy: Oh my god LEAVE ME ALONE.
Theo: Last night was wonderful….
Jimmy: DON'T MAKE ME GET MY ATTORNEY.
Theo: So….I was thinking we could meet up next weekend-!
Jimmy: GOODBYE THEO. *about to hang up*
Theo: *popping out of the phone* And then we can go rollerblading and-!
Jimmy: GAHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *runs out of the house*
Theo: *hits Johnny with a pillow* BOO YOU WHORE. *dives back into the phone*
A/N: Hope you liked it, Victor!
Hope you other guys liked it too =D
Reviewers get their own Protein!