Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice.
Author's Note: This is one of my entiresd for the 'That's so Cliche' challenge on the YJFC. Prompt: Dressed to Kill. But it turned into a paraody of Mary-Sues in this fandom instead.
My name is Sparkle-Jade-Flame-Kat-Lightning -Aardvark-Abqudi-Snow-Mayflower-Rainbow-Baby-Sandr a-Shine, but you can call me Ruby for short.
I am a member of the super-duper top secret Young Justice team. See, turns out that Batman has been keeping an eye on me and my powers ever since I was young. I had a very troubled and abusive childhood – my adoptive parents never gave me what I wanted! When I finally ran away was when Batman decided to introduce me to the team.
I am the team's secret weapon, for I have to coolest powers of all! Well, I have these gorgeous and majestic angel wings that get a span of thirty feet and glisten in the sun and moon light. I can shape shift into any animal and mimic any power – just like an Amazo! I can pass through walls and fly high in the sir and breathe underwater. I also have this amazing and enchanting voice that makes bad guys do whatever I say. Not to mention, I am pretty damn hot – or so I've been told.
I have light purple hair with blue highlights which are all natural. My left eye is blood red, and my right eye is a bright sun yellow. I have perfectly flawless tan skin and ruby red lips – that's where my nickname comes from! I have long nails that are almost like talons and have been told many times that I am so thin that I could be a model or anorexic – or both. My only weakness is this rare element that doesn't exist on earth, so basically I have none!
Right now I am prepping for a mission that Batman has just assigned us. We have to infiltrate this underground company that has been making me get these pretty weird psychic vibes – I think it has something to do with my unknown secret origins.
While the rest of the team is loading up Miss Martian's tacky Bio-ship –I mean seriously, mine is way cooler, and it has a hot tub! But they insist we use hers – I'm changing. Normally I wear a light floral sundress and sandals or cite short shorts and a fitted tank top, but you can't kick major bad guy ass in those can you? Well, I bet I could, but they'd get dirty.
I picked out a super sexy outfit that I am positive will distract all the bad guys from attacking. I dressed in a flash – heh, get it? – and took a long admiring look in my grand mirror.
I was wearing black heeled combat boots with silever chains and extremely skin tight black leather pants with sparkly studs. I also has a tight black tank top that showed off my abs and cleavage with a fishnet overlay that went all the way done my arms. To top it all off I put on a leather biker jacket, a high pony tail with a bow, and a necklace that glows when I am at my most powerful. All this was one kickass look.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door; "Hurry the hell up in there!" came the voice of Robin. Robin may be young, but I can tell that he is totally in love with me.
"Man, she is so slow," Kis Flash – who is also cluelessly head-over-heels for me – said to his best friend, "seriously why did Batman bring her here?" he whispered, but my excellect hearing picked it up.
"He didn't!" Robin whined, "She just showed up and-"
"I'm coming!" I called in a sing-song voice to the two love struck boys who waited beyond my door. I wasn't about to hear the lies a jealous Artemis or Miss Martian was feeding them. "You can't rush perfection!" I made my way to the door, slowly, for it is very hard to move in such tight and sexy leather. Finally I opened the door and leaned against the door frame in a sexy and seductive pose, "How do I look boys?"
"Whatever," Superboy said before stalking off the loading bay. He was still trying to figure out his feelings for me because that Martian girl keep hitting on him, but I can tell that he will choose me in the end.
Robin and Kid Flash hurried on after Superboy muttering more things that were no doubt about me and how much they think I am gorgeous.
I tried to skip after them but the leather was making it so unfairly difficult. I began to slowly hobble from one foot the other after them. It wasn't the most attractive pose, but I could make anything look great.
As I turned the corner, I ran into a glaring Artemis. She is just jealous of all my looks, powers and popularity amongst the team – not to mention KF's undying affection. I girlishly waved to her and winked, she just clenched her fists and stalked away – probably to cry in the bathroom before showing up late to the loading bay – again.
"Leather, you may look good, but you're not good for movement," I said to myself as I tried to quicken my pace. I would just fly there but these halls were too big for my wings, not to mention the leather jacket my pinching them - hey, fashion comes at a price. I tried to keep the look of major discomfort off my beautiful face – no sense ruining the look with an ugly face! Wait… my face is never ugly!
"You must hurry," Aqualad said as he passed by me. Aqualad is one tough cookie; he is highly conflicted about his love for me, because of some Atlantien girl named Tiki, or Talu or something else not cool. Not to mention he feels threatened by the fact that I could make a totally awesome leader – one that doesn't screw up.
I tried to hurry after him, but like I said; you cannot, under any circumstances, rush absolute perfection. But due to my pure awesomeness I was able to get there in like a few… minutes? I wasn't sure; my watch didn't go with my outfit, so I had no idea what time it was.
When I entered the docking bay, the tacky bio-ship was gone, and the whole place was empty!
I heard footsteps and turned around to find Batman hovering over me, he probably just wants me for himself.
"Where did my team go?" I asked in my most curious and confused tone.
Batman's eyes never left me, "They are on their mission; which they have completed and should be back soon."
My jaw like, literally dropped to the floor, "and how come they didn't wait for me? They need me!"
Batman's eyes narrowed, no doubt wishing he had X-ray vision so he could see through my shirt, "You're too slow, and you are not even a part of this-"
"You cannot rush-"
The ending is totally shit but I just cannot like, do this. As I can't have a proper ending from that point of view. ;-;
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