Why is it always me? Al my life I have had bad luck, with guys, with home life, and of course with work. Okay you probably asking yourself: who the hell is this chick, why the hell is she telling me all this crap, when will she shut up? Well, ass whole, I'm sakura horano, konichi of the hidden leaf village, apprentice to the great fith hokage, tsunade.

And right now I'm kidnapped by psychopaths.

And now you're wondering how this all happened.

My day started with my lowd , obnoxious blond roommate screaming in my ear." GET THE HELL UP FORHEAD; TSUNADE HAS A MISSION FOR US!"

"God damn it ino-pig why do you always have to fucking yell!"I screamed

And of course then she had the gall to say "ah, suck it up sakura and get ready, we need to be in tsunade office in twenty".

"really ino-pig , you couldn't have told me sooner?" I said as I rushed to the bathroom.

I quickly tore a brush through my hair and said screw it to the shower. I ran to my room and put on my black skirt and red shirt I always wore for missions. I grabbed my medical supplies and weapons and shoved them messily into my weapons pouch.

I than ran two the kitchen scarfed a granola bar , as well as half a gallon of orange juice , grabbed the already prepared ino, and ran out the door .

We made it to the tower just on time , " good timing girls , your mission is simple both of you are two go to the village hidden in the sand , as well as well as the village hidden in the snow, while there you need to deliver one of these scrolls to the village elders. "She said handing each girl a scroll.

And stupidly, I accepted the mission.

After we left, ino had an idea. And yes I groaned when she said so.

"ino , please , just don't say it, my life gets ten times worse every time you think." I whined.

" shut up forehead, this ones good, why don't we split up and deliver one scroll a piece, so we get the mission done twice as fast ." All I could do is stare at her.

"What the hell's wrong with you sakura" said ino. "That might be the only good idea you have ever had" I said still staring.

"Shut up forehead!" retorted ino.

"Okay so where do we meat up after" ino asked

"We should meet at konohas gates in one week, that sound good " I asked.

"Ya forehead that works" replied ino

And so I headed towards the sand village as ino headed towards the snow village. After about twenty minutes I felt some one watching me. I tossed two senbon towards where I felt the eyes, well I tried , but the moment I turned around all I saw were two red eyes and I quickly passed out.

The last thing I thought before losing conciseness was, "goddamn it ino".

Author note: soooooooo what do you think? This is my first ever fan fiction and I wrote it at 1:56 am. So sorry about the crapyness , please tell me if you liked it , if a few people do ill write the next chapter. Bye bye