Talk Show with Russ & Hun
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of its characters
A/N: Hello pplz! Okay so this is like a talk show starring Russia and Hungary(yay! That's who I am at skool. Apparently because im the girliest and i always have a flower in my hair). Um its written in script form because it was actually a project for yearbook/art class. I guess it's a one-shot. And all credit goes to firey-nii-wolf because she wrote it. I was just one of the actors and she let me put it up since i have the script so I hope you like it!
Russia: Welcome to Questions with Russia & Hungary! I'm Russia, da!
Hungary: Yeah, it was going to be Prussia, but APPARENTLY Prussia got a broken leg. *glares at Russia*
Russia:*smiles innocently* Yeah. Wonder how that happend, da!
Hungary: Moving on, we asked random fans in random nations-*gets interrupted*
Russia: *interrupts Hungary* Meaning only Italy, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Hungary, Soviet Nations, America and Britain, da! Because that's the only languages we know!
Hungary; You weren't supposed to tell them that Russia!
Russia:*shrugs* They would've found out anyway, da.
Hungary: *hits Russia with frying pan*
Russia: Owie! Anyways, on with the show!
Hungary: This is from Hetafan101, she asks *face of horror as she reads* "What does Italy's, either one, curl do?"
Russia: Da, I've wondered that too.
Hungary: I can't tell the fans but..(whispers in Russia's ear)
Russia: *shocked face* Da?
Hungary: Anyway! This next one is from UKUFR.
Russia: What's with the names, da?
Hungary: He asks-
Hungary: "Why does no one notice Canada? He's my favorite!"
Russia: Oh! Here! One from the Motherland! ChibiMonkey asks, "Why did Hungary & Austria get divorced? They were a cute couple!"
Russia: *Looks interested* You were married? I thought you just freeloaded off him!
Hungary: That was Prussia!
Hungary: CanadaFan45 asks, "Did Spain..." Oh my... Screw this! *walks out*
Russia: ...*picks up letter*...Oh Gosh...*looks at camera* I must murder you fans for asking such a perverted question.
Hungary: *walks back in pulling Feliciano* I've brought the child who was with the supposed pedophile.
Feliciano: Wha? Who's a pedo? Roma told me not to talk to them!
Russia: You brought the wrong twin.
Hungary: Huh? Oh, sorry Italy!
Italy: Veh~! That's fine! Do you have pasta?
Russia: Anyway, we're out of time, da. Please, send us more questions!
Hungary: Hopefully, it'll be Prussia next time.
Russia: But you all love me, da?
Italy: Veh~! Scary! Germany save me!
Germany: *off camera* ITALY!
Okay! So that's it! What did you think? Please review! And again all credit goes to firey-nii-wolf. Bye!