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AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. From who? Yourself? Raven? n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! Whoa, now Tara's German. And I don't think that's likely to happen. STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! As she doesn't know how to properly write in English, I doubt she knows how to report someone. Evony isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! I thought you worshipped Satan. YOU.

Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. *snorts* I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish I thought you were wearing black nail polish. I personally like sparkly better. Revlon™. (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). Umm...yeah. Yeah, it actually does. I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then... Oooh, the suspense and tension in the air is palpable.

We started frenching passively Passively? I thought you said you were excited. and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra BLACK LEATHER? Gosh, must be VEEERRRYYY uncomfortable. and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) Yeah. It actually is stupid.

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words... Vampire! *gasps*

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. You don't know anything! You just saw a tattoo on his arm!

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" It's highly unlikely that Draco has AIDS. Unless we've suddenly transported to Africa. I wouldn't be surprised.

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what OK, I know I'm only thirteen, but I am getting über annoyed by this. It's called a cock. COCK COCK COCK. Why is she not mature enough to write this? but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people. Pshh. Only Snape and Vampire (no. Harry. Harry Harry Harry. I refuse to call him Vampire) matter. Who cares about the other people?

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled. Dumbledore would be proud. So, so proud.

Well, that's the end of that chapter.

I won my school's spelling bee :D I'm such a smart person ;)