14Disclaimer: I do not own the Haruhi Suzumiya series nor do I own any of the characters in it. That's also probably a good thing too.
ASAKURA has appeared!
ASAKURA used CONFUSION!
KYON became confused!
KYON flinched!
ASAKURA used KNIFE SLASH!
But it missed! KYON used WTH!
It had no effect...
ASAKURA used NASTY PLOT!
ASAKURA's sp. atk rose sharply!
KYON used WTH!
It had no effect...
ASAKURA used KNIFE SLASH!
But it missed!
ASAKURA used SCARY FACE!
KYON can no longer escape!
KYON used STOOL ATTACK!
It's not very effective!
ASAKURA used PARALYSIS!
KYON was paralyzed!
ASAKURA used KNIFE SLASH!
But it failed!
YUKI appeared!
YUKI used PWN!
ASAKURA has fainted!
YUKI gains 15,000 EXP!
YUKI leveled up!
YUKI is evolving!
Congratulations, YUKI is now Glassessless YUKI!
Author's Notes: Meh, my first fanfic. I decided to just try a short pointless humor of Kyon and Asakura, Pokemon style. Not the best way for my first fanfic, but I digress. Hope you enjoyed this.