Disclaimer: I do not own neither Godzilla or Star Wars, though I wish I at least owned a Godzilla suit from the Showa series. Godzilla is owned by Toho and Star Wars is owned by George Lucas and Lucas Arts. Now I'll stop stating the Obvious so you can get to reading.

Prologue:

It was a misty day and Darth Vader was MAD! His CD player in his chest broke, the Stormtroopers under his command weren't listening to him, grand Moff Tarkin called him a pansy when Vader stubbed his toe and started hopping around howling and Palpatine didn't believe him when he told him that he had e-mail and that Palpatine didn't need to summon him by yelling his name throughout the Death Star.

So Vader had left the Death Star for a much needed vacation on a distant planet. When he arrived, he decided to take a walk around.

So absorbed in his thoughts Vader didn't hear the booming footsteps or see the huge shape coming towards him.

That is until he hit something.

Author's Notes: Well, Insanity won over Common Sense this time. This is actually the very first fanfic I wrote. I think it was 3 years ago that I wrote this? Anyway I have no idea what evil being inside my head spawned this, but it's here and somehow found it's way onto this site. Yay.

Ah well, I'll be adding the other chapters that I still have soon. Don't worry, the only short thing will be the prologue (Hopefully!)

Until then, I'll be thinking of adding a signature to put after each of these notes. Give them more flair and interest I guess.