Chapter Five: Pizza problems
"I hate Palpatine." Vader thought has he trudged through ash. It had been a week since Godzilla had been last spotted and so far Vader had no luck in finding him ever since.
"So much for my great plan." Vader said as he kicked a soda can out of his way. So intent was he in his thoughts, that he never wondered what a soda can was doing out in the middle of nowhere and he didn't watch where he was going until it was too late. "AHHHHHH!" Vader screamed as he fell off a cliff.
Thinking quickly, Vader reached out with the force and slowed his fall. "Oof!" Vader grunted as he tumbled into a pile on the ground. Getting up and dusting himself off, Vader looked around. "Oh lovely! Now where am I?" He said to himself as pulled out his comlink.
"Darth Vader to Death Star, Come in Death Star." Vader was getting mad at the silence when, finally, a voice came over the comlink:
"Hello I'd like about 20,000 LARGE pizzas and oh, about 50,000 sodas please." Vader stared into the com, dumbfounded. "Hello?" the Stormtrooper said. "Did you get my order?" Vader had finally had enough:
"YES I GOT YOUR ORDER!" He shrieked AND LET ME TELL YOU, AS SOON AS I FIND OUT WHICH TROOPER THIS IS, I'M COMING AFTER YOU!" "IF I HEAR ABOUT YOU ORDERING PIZZAS AGAIN I'LL THROW YOU INTO SPACE MYSELF!"
The Stormtrooper, who didn't know it was Vader on the other line, said in confusion "So you won't be delivering our pizza then?" Vader screamed as loud as he was able to in anger.
The Stormtrooper jumped 5 feet in the air, dropped the comlink, and yelled "Guys! Someone's attacking the pizza man!" The other 50,000 stormtroopers all yelled in a rage, and scrambled to get their armor on.
"Hang on pizza man! The Stormtroopers of Vader's Fist will save you!' The lead trooper said into the comlink, and then turned it off. Vader just stood there, staring at the dead com. "Vader's...Fist?" He said.
"My...troopers...are ordering pizza...and going after someone who doesn't exist?" Vader just stood there for a minute, before finally understanding what he just heard.
Every animal, took flight in pure fear, while every farmer contacted local Stormtroopers telling them that some awful beast was screaming in the valley 15 miles away.
Author's Notes: Alas, this was the last chapter I had managed to write for Godzilla vs Darth Vader before it slowly died due to a case of Writer's Block which still lingers sadly.
Who knows, I may get inspiration again for this, but for now, this is the end of Godzilla vs Vader.