It's tiny it's toony
Disclaimer: I don't get why everyone needs to say something like I DON'T OWN TINY TOON ADVENTURES when everyone knows they don't
Looneyman1933: hello everyone! Welcome to 20th century classic revival with your old 20th century cartoons that they don't make any more. I'm your host Looney man 1933! This story's subject is tiny toon adventures! Here are our special guests Babs and buster bunny.
Babs and Buster: no relation
Looney: so how have you been in the last ten years?
Buster: we couldn't even get cameos anywhere.
Babs: and since the rest went off we could only talk to each other
Looney: well you've said no relation but how about relation...ship
Buster: a few fights, but still boyfriend and girlfriend.
Babs: Buster we never fight
Buster: yes we do
Babs: no we don't
Buster: yes we do
Babs: WE DO AND THAT'S FINAL
Buster: have it your way
Babs:(puts on duck bill) you're dethpicable
Looney: Not much has changed with Babs I see, but Buster what's with the duck season bit?
Buster: happened during a fight with Babs Looney, I win 'em all know.
Looney: right and now... (Looks around) who's in charge of the mail?
Looney: we need the what if question of the day?
Babs: what's that?
Looney: well Barbara Ann...
Babs: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Looney...it's where the audience can ask for a little distortion of the story, like "what if Buster had an evil double completely opposite from himself"
Buster: you mean Babs
Looney: yes like Barbara Ann
Babs: CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL FIND A USE FOR THIS ANVIL!
Looney: I can't wait to try that with Dottie
(Dot Warner appears)
Dot: do you want to die
Looney: sorry Miss. Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the third.
Dot: I'll be back on the internet.
Looney: the Internet?
Dot: it's the only place you can always find me, by the way has anyone seen my brothers?
(Looney, Buster, and Babs all shake their heads.)
Buster: Tell Minerva I said hi, though.
(Babs looks at him angrily)
Babs: whatever for?
Buster: she's my uncle's cousin's brother's nephew's sister's mother's grandfather's child twice removed.
Babs: oh, okay.
Babs: is it just me or was that completely pointless
Looney: I don't write the script
Buster: you do
Looney: why don't you just put a wrecking ball through the fourth wall?
Buster: cause you're already addressing the audience.
Looney: Alright, well next time we'll have to new cartoons and if anyone sends something (And it has to be appropriate to public viewing audience from 2 to 102) a what if clip? Until then we're tiny toony and will be in this roomy. Goodbye
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what do you think? Please no flames this is my first fanfiction send in what if questions, reviews and even cartoon ideas.