3Hi! I'm Angel! I'm an adorable little seven year old with wings!
I'm bored. So I already have a bunch of powers, but why not try to develop another one?
Hey, I just discovered I have the power to teleport!
I decide to teleport to California, because they have beaches and dolphins there.
I land on a beach covered in garbage. Ewwwww.
There are people walking around. And... strangely enough... they're all kids.
I decide to listen to their thoughts.
Sam: I wish Astrid would have sex with me...
What's that? I probe his mind a little deeper and... Ew! Ewewewew! I am mentally scarred! Oh geez!
Astrid: A simple act of murder...
Murder! I look deeper.
OMG! She's thinking about killing her brother! I would never do that to Gazzy!
Even if Gazzy were... a crazy autistic 5 year old who created a giant dome and is at war with a green rock?
These people scare me.
Little Pete: He's hungry in the dark...
Huh? Well, I guess he is autistic.
Drake: I'm gonna kill peop- God, please let me die so I can come to you in heaven...
Wow. Multiple personalities, much?
Albert: Let me go check on my workers...
OMG! He's normal! Wait... he's only 15 and he's got workers... I take it back.
John: I miss Mary...
Huh. What happened to Mary?
Oh geez. She led preschoolers in a mass suicide!
Thank goodness a girl who could turn off gravity saved the kids. Hold on... OMG! She could turn off gravity! That's so cool!
Dekka: Sam has to kill me so bugs don't eat my stomach…
O.O Bugs eat her guts!
Brianna: Awww, Jack's adorable!
Jack turns out to be a doughy boy with crooked glasses. Um, not exactly adorable... Hey I wonder what he's thinking...
Jack: E actually equals mc cubed, because...
YAWN.
Quinn: Here, fishy, fishy…
What the heck?
Edilio: Oh no, I'm about to cough up my lungs and die!
Um...
I don't think so.
Wait.
He's serious.
ZOMG.
Diana: Geez, he's good...
Who's good? At what? Just a second.
OMG! EWWWWWWW! EW! EW!
I am SO out of here!
I arrive back at our house. Max rushes up to me.
"WHERE WERE YOU, ANGEL?" She yells at me.
"Well, it's kind of a long and incredibly disturbing story..."