Lesson 4: Whipped Cream Goes Well with Both
At the rate Castiel was asking questions, Dean was certain he would need to create a book or do an actual course. Though he could hardly imagine a whole bunch of angels trying to understand but humans were a maybe. Castiel's latest question was more like a rhetorical question to him. At least they were intelligent questions. Dean continued swirling more of the cream on his beauty. She was tired but she wanted more and he was going to give it to her. Before answering Castiel's question, he said to her, "You want more don't ya bitch? You ready for more? I'm going pour it on and then lick it all off as I taste your juices and you'll feel me and like it."
Castiel looked like Dean had asked him to get out of his trench coat and clothes and put on a dress. He listened as Dean threatened the remains on the table. This was the most unusual night he ever had with Dean Winchester. "Dean?"
"Shut your pie hole Cas, I'm in the middle of something," Dean gave a sharp look as he finished creating an elaborate design on his beauty. Now she looked like she was begging for more. When he was finished, he looked back at the angel and said, "Cas, whipped cream goes well with both."
Dean smiled as he put the can back down on the table. His grin turned into a mad man variety since the ring he sprayed on Castiel earlier was still there. He replied, "Hell yeah! Cas, look at you. Look at these two luscious beauties."
Cas looked down at himself. The cream Dean shot him with earlier was still there even with the dabs he had taken off. He then looked at Dean's ravages and his. It was not clear yet and it showed on his face.
Dean huffed and sigh and explained, "Cas the cream is what gets the ladies going every time. You spray it on liberally and then take your time getting it off. Believe me it drives them wild. By the time you are finished, they are begging for more which is what this bitch was doing. I'm not done with her and she wants more." He then looked at his girl and said, "Yeah you want more don't ya bitch."
"Does the use of profanity make it better?"
"Absolutely, especially when she's begging you for it like this girl here," Dean replied indicating to his girl. She was waiting and he was anticipating it. He looked at Castiel and said, "Go on Cas, be liberal with it. Make her squirm as you take it off. Enjoy it."
Castiel watched as Dean called his conquest a beautiful bitch and started in on his ravaging. He looked at the cheap whore on the ground and then at the prime escort on the table. He still didn't understand the concepts completely but the pie was good. He picked up his fork and gave a stab at it and took a liberal amount on his fork and shoveled it into his mouth. The initial humming noises he made amplified startling him. He was reluctant to admit it but he did like pie.
A/N: I actually have to thank my sorority sisters for the necklace reference since we once had a party theme "Pearl Necklace". Looks like Cas is still an innocent but not a virgin anymore...