A\N: Thanks for the reviews! ;) Also, SUMMER VACATION! :D
(some people are arguing)
AT: I have absolutely no idea how this had happened!
Sk: Well, then maybe Kowalski´s fault at this.
Kw: Don´t blame it on me! I don´t know what´s going on either!
Sk: This of course must be another one of your freaky experiment results!
Kw: It´s not! I didn´t experience on Rico!
Sharkira: (a girl with light brown hair green eyes and light skin, wearing a superhero outfit with an "S" on it. The thing was though, she had a fin on her back and gill slits on her neck) Guys! Guys, why don´t we just ask Rico himself?
Skipper: Hm, good idea. How did this happen soldier?
Rc: (is human with black scruffy hair and blue-green eyes wearing casual street clothes) It was a dare.
AT&Sk&Kw:…(Hans roller-skates past them)
KJ: HA! In your faces!
KJ: They were blaming the brainy penguin that he was being fault at this. (points to human Rico who is making weird faces) But he´s not!
Kw: Uhm, thanks Julian…I guess…
Sk: Well, you can never know!
AT: Anyway, let´s get started…where´s Skipper?
Sk: I don´t kn-clone?
Skipper: (comes in holding a chick in downing feathers) I was called?
Sk: Cadet! Camille? (looks around) Where is she?
Skipper: (points to his head)
Camille: (a girl chick riding on Skipper´s head)
Cadet: Da-da! (runs over, then trips over his own feet)
Sk: (catches him in time)
Mr: Guys? Who´s this?
AT: (picks Camille up) It´s what happens when you leave two lovebirds alone for too long.
Skipper: (turns red) Shut up. They´re our kids.
Ml: Kids? But you´re both guys…at least I think so.
Hs: (dangles a mouse in front of Skipper´s face)
Skipper: (slaps him)
Hs: Okay, he´s a guy.
Shakira: Which would mean-
CCg8: That Sk´s the girl.
Camille: (sucks on flipper)
Sk: No, I am not! It´s AT and another crazy authoress´ fault that I laid an egg! They used their author powers to make me lay an egg!
Skipper: But we don´t regret it. (puts Cadet on the floor)
Rc: (tries to hack up toys, but then takes them out of a bag)
Cadet: (plays with them)
AT: So, let´s get started now. (puts Camille down and turns on the camera) Hello everyone! Welcome back to the 24th chapter! As you can see, we have some new people joining us. Chey is here again.
CCg8: Hey! (slaps him)
Sk: (gives her a suspicious look) And you are?
Sharkira: Other than a half human-half shark mutant, a girl, pea brain, unless you haven´t figured it out on yourself yet.
Cadet: (repeats the word slowly) Gi-rl!
CCg8: Should be obvious flathead.
Skipper: Don´t insult my\our head!
AT: We have human Rico…
Rc: (is sitting waaaay too close to Mort)
Mt: O.o He´s freaking me out with his nearness!
AT: Zane and Vivian Junior are here again too, and then we have another author joining us a little later. So, let´s get started. Sk and Skipper must act like a couple for two chapters, just try to keep it T rated, kay?
Sk&Skipper: (glares at her)
AT: Well, I can´t leave you two alone with your passio-
Skipper: Stop it!
AT: Julian, do you know how to cook?
KJ: Yes! Of course I do!
Mr: Oh really?
KJ: Fine! I don´t!
AT: Perfect! Cause now you have to cook something for Clemson, who has to eat whatever you make.
Cl: Whoa, wait, wait! You do know he said he DOESN´T know how to cook?
Cl: Oh man, no!
Rc: Oh awesome!
Hs: Not awesome!
Rc: It is!
Cl: No it´s not! Maybe I´ll blow up or grow another head!
Rc: Exactly my point! AWESOME!
KJ: Maurice, come with me.
Mr: Sorry, but you´ll have to cook it yourself.
AT: Yeah, mix it,
Ml: Stir it
Shakira: All by yourself.
Skipper: This will be great!
Cl: (glares at everyone) You guys have a problem with me, don´t you?
Sk: Do you want to know the answer?
Cl: Uhm, n-
Mt: WE HATE YOU!
KJ: Yeah! We want you to have the food poison-ness!
Hs: (pats his back) I know how you feel.
Skipper: That because you two had (makes air quotes) ´become one together´.
AT: Oh you mean just like you and your clone?
Sk: (opens beak to protest)
AT: We ALL know that no stork fly to homes\tents and delivers eggs.
KJ: (skips off happily toward kitchen)
Cl: JULIAN! (runs after him) MAKE MICROWAVE-OVEN FOODS!
CCg8: (grabs him and pulls him back)
KJ: (from inside the other room) ALRIGHTY!
Rc: Whoa, whoa, wait…WE HAVE A KITCHEN? EPIC! (runs inside, but gets pushed out again by Julian) Awww man!
AT: Sorry Rico. But we can have a lunch break if you want.
Rc: Yay! Lunch break!
Sk: (whispers to Skipper) A ten minute break is exactly what we need to get rid of her.
Cadet: Ged ri´!
Skipper: Shush! (puts flipper over his beak)
AT: (rolls eyes) Okay, next dare, while we wait for the red lemur´s doom.
Cl: Not funny.
AT: (looks at sheet then mutters something to Sk)
Sk: Really? (grins at Skipper)
Sk: (tackles him) Dare.
Sk: (tackles him again)
Skipper: (shoves him off) –was the dare?
Sk: Everytime you say the word what, I get to tackle you.
Skipper: What? Why-
Sk: (tackles him again)
Skipper: Get off, moron! (kicks him off)
AT: And I have a dare too…(reads it) Okay, weird, but fun! ^^
Skipper: Wha-(glances at Sk)
Ml: What is the dare?
AT: WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
Everyone:…(Hans roller-skates and gets strange looks from some people)
Ml: Sorry for asking a perfectly normal question!
AT: (laughs) never mind that, anyway, let´s see…
(a explosive sound comes from the kitchen)
KJ: I´M (coughs) OKAY!
Dr.B: Darn it!
AT: (turns to Mort) Mort?
AT: Do you know how babies are made?
Sk: You´re so sick!
Mr: AT, please! He´s just a kid!
Mt: I do! You plant them in your backyard, then water them and wait!
AT: Um, Maurice can tell you the REAL version.
AT: WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
Everyone:…(Hans roller skates by)
AT: You have to do it, Maurice because it´s a dare.
Pv: What´s so bad about that?
Sk: Uhm, never mind that, young Private.
Mr: (counts to ten silently, then grabs Mort´s paw and leads him to another room, glaring at AT)
KJ: I´m being ready! (comes out with a smoking plate)
CCg8: What on earth is THAT?
Hs: Whatever it is, it can´t be good!
VJ: Obviously, with that color…0.o
Rc: It looks like the kidney of a bull-dog.
Ml: Yeah…I´m not even going to ask how you know that!
Rc: I had to test my new scalpel SOMEHOW!
Rc: Don´t worry, I knocked-
Kw: (elbows his leg)
Zn: (takes a whiff of the smell and passes out)
Cl: Um, Rico…gas mask?
Rc: No. You´re an enemy.
Cl: Oh come on!
Rc: (shakes head) Still no.
Sk: What is tha-(Skipper tackles him)
AT: Hey, Skippy Nr. 2. It only counts for him.
Skipper: First, don´t call me Skippy and second, awww man! Not fair!
Sk: Ha! (sticks out tongue at him)
KJ: Be eating it already!
Cl: N-no thank you!
Hs: Come on, Clemy! Just eat it, it can´t be that bad!
KJ: (huffs) This is a great insult to your king!
CCg8: You´re not our king!
KJ: Of course I am, silly billy!
Cl: Preparing for my doom…preparing for my doom…preparing for my doom…(inching closer toward the plate of food)
Hs: I can´t look! (covers eyes with wings)
KJ: (holding it out toward Clemson)
Cl: Preparing for my doom…preparing for my doom…(takes the plate)
Ml: Come on! It can´t be that bad!
Cl: (glares at her) Preparing for my doom…(looks at plate) And…
Dr.B: Getting guts and eating it so we can move on?
Cl: No…how about…CHICKENING OUT AT LAST MOMENT! (throws the plate and runs)
AT: Hey! Come back here! You have to eat it!
Cl: (jumps on lamp) In your dreams!
AT: (grabs stick and tries to knock him off)
Rc: (punches fist against the lamp, causing Clemson to fall from it)
AT: Grab him!
Cl: (gets grabbed by the Skippers and Kowalski while Private tries to spoon-feed it to him)
Pv: I hope this won´t do him any harm!
Sk: Hope so, soldier!
Hs: Hey! (slaps him)
Cl: No…no…NO! I won´t eat i-ACK! (gets a mouthful of the clumpy mess down his throat)
KJ: And? (leans forward) How is it?
Cl: (chews, then eyes widen)
Skipper: DUCK! HE´S GONNA EXPLODE!
Cl: No…this is the most delicious stuff I have ever eaten in my entire life!
Hs: Wha-you can´t be serious!
Cl: I am! (gets dreamy smile then gobbles everything up that´s left)
CCg8: Okay, whoa. That was unexpected!
Cl: (eyes start to glow)
AT: That can´t be good!
Cl: (grabs Julian and speaks in a creepy double voice, like there are more Clemsons in the room) More! Make me more!
KJ: (chokes in fear) He-hel-help…HELP!
Sk: Ringtail! Let him go!
Rc: (grabs baseball bat and hits Clemson)
Cl: (flies against the wall)
Rc: Oops? (grins)
Ml: Don´t underestimate your human strength.
KJ: That was-
Mr: (appears with Mort) Humiliating! Wrong! Embarrassing! Awkward!
Mt: Yay for synonyms!
Ml: How´d it go?
Mr: (glares) Bad. Really bad!
Mt: What´s intercours-
Mr: (slaps hand over his mouth)
Rc&Hs: (start laughing)
AT: Oh, yeah. He wouldn´t get all the words and now he´ll be asking weird questions like-
Mt: Why is the daddy on top?
Mr: (turns red and glares at the dying Rico and Hans)
CCg8: Poor you!
Dr.B: Have you told him about the-
CCg8: (slaps his head) I don´t even want to even know how or why you know about that!
Mt: Is it really-?
Mr: Thank you very much, whoever reviewed this. -.-
VJ: Maybe he´ll forget?
AT: I doubt that!
VJ: I was trying to make him feel better!
AT: Moving on! Private, do you still like Cupid?
Pv: I-I thought we were moving on…
Kw: Do you?
VJ: Who´s Cupid?
Pv: A reindeer I used to crush on…I g-guess I don´t really…anymore…I just don´t want to talk about it.
Skipper: (pats his back) Don´t worry, son, you´ll find your true love soon enough.
Pv: Thanks Skippah…clone.
Ml: (grabs a herring and slams it into Hans´ face)
Hs: OW! What was that for!
Ml: I blame it all on Maurice!
Mr: What? Why?
AT: Oh yeah, before we go to the next dare, Skippers don´t forget your dare?
Sk: Which dare?
AT: Gotta do it again…WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
Dr.B: You have to act like a couple for two chapters!
Skipper: Damn it! I had hoped you forgot!
Camille: Dam it!
Sk: Nice going clone!
Skipper: Shut up.
Cadet: Sut up!
Chicks: (copy their father)
AT: Okay, let´s continue before Sk and Skipper teach their kids more!
Sk: (sticks tongue out at her)
Skipper: (slaps him)
Cadet+Camille: (copies them)
AT: Chey, you´ve been a little quiet.
AT: Wanna do your dare next?
CCg8: Okay…(smiles with an evil glint in her eye)
Sk: Um, Blowhole?
Dr.B: That means she´s up to no good. The best thing to do in such situations is RUN!
Cadet: (jumps in fright)
Sharkira: Don´t yell, you´ll scare the kids!
CCg8: Rico, I need a bat.
Rc: Okay. (walks over to a backpack) Metal or wooden?
AT: Let´s go with wooden, we don´t want to damage his brain more than it already is.
Skipper: Are you talking about me?
Rc: Kay! (throws it to them)
(bat flies past them into a window)
(the window repairs itself)
AT: TD studios are designed for NO escapes!
CCg8: Looks like we have to take the metal bat then!
Rc: (gets ready to throw it)
Everyone: (ducks) DON´T THROW IT!
Rc: Right. (gives it to Chey)
CCg8: Thanks…oh Skipper?
Sk: Wh-which one?
AT: Let´s go with BOTH OF YOU!
CCg8: Cool! More pounding!
Pv: (cover the eyes of Cadet)
Sharkira: (covers the eyes of Camille)
CCg8: (begins hitting Sk) That! Is! For! The! Eight! Months! Of! The! Torture! I! Had! To! Go! Through! (continues with hitting)
Sk: Ugh…(passes out bleeding)
KJ: GO CRAZY HUMAN!
Ml: What eight months of torture?
Dr.B: Chey had to learn everything I knew, which is a lot, to teach me everything after Skipper mind-jacked me.
CCg8: Left-handed amino acids are found in living things, right-handed acids wreck the amino chains. And now I blurt out random facts! Grr, I hate you! (hits Skipper)
Cadet: (with Sharkira´s hands over his eyes) Hait!
AT: I have this feeling that they´re only interested in repeating the negative words.
Skipper: (falls next to Sk)
Dr.B: Okay, sis, you officially scare me now.
CCg8: (shrugs and gives the bat back to Rico)
Rc: (looks at it) You take it, cyborg. (tosses it to Kowalski)
Kw: (falls over under the weight of it) What did you call me?
AT: Marlene, remember when Julian kissed you?
Ml: Ugh! (shudders) Last chapter I think it was.
AT: Yeah, you´ve been dared to get revenge on him.
Ml: (grabs him and drags him into another room)
KJ: (screaming) NO! NO! LET ME GO! HEEELLLLPPPP!
Ml: (slams the door shut)
Everyone:…(Hans does a figure 8 with his roller skates)
Sharkira: Okay, that looked really wrong if you ask me.
Dr.B: I agree…
Hs: (roller-skates past everyone)
CCg8: What´s with you and roller skates?
Hs: (shrugs) I blame Maurice!
Hs: (shrugs again, then takes the skates off)
Ml: (comes out and dusts off hands)
Zn: What did you do to him?
Ml: Oh you don´t want to know.
Zn: I wouldn´t have asked if I didn´t want to know.
Ml: I tied him up and turned on the TV.
Sk: You call that punishment?
Ml: You don´t even know what channel!
Ml:…yeah, a germen channel! How did she know?
Skipper: She´s a smart girl.
Cadet: Smar gi-rl!
Kw: Wait, so he´s tied up in that chair, listening to german folk music?
Ml: Yep. While screaming his head off.
Pv: Oh dear.
Sk: Awesome! Up high!
Ml: (high fives with him)
AT: Okay, next we-(the door opens and a otter with light brown fur and her head fur pulled back into a ponytail comes in)
Ml: Oh hi. Who are you?
AT: That´s Rookie70Penguin.
Mt: But she´s not a penguin!
Rookie70Penguin(Rookie70): (laughs) Yeah, that´s true. But I also have a penguin form.
AT: Seriously though, we need more otters. We already have enough penguins.
Skipper: I don´t know, should we feel insulted by that statement?
AT: WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
Skipper: That´s getting annoying!
AT: Blame Maurice!
Mr: Why? What did I do?
AT: Who did you ask that question?
Mr: Not you, that´s for sure.
AT: Anyway, glad to have you here, Rookie. The more authors the bett-
Skipper: (slaps him) Don´t yell like that!
AT: Next truth, Kowalski!
AT: Why on earth did you cheat Juliette with Julian?
Kw: Wait-! I didn´t-huh?
KJ: (stumbles out, ropes hanging around him loosely and faints)
Mr: Blame Marlene.
Kw: I would NEVER cheat on Juliette!
AT: Oh really? Why did you?
Kw: I don´t know what you´re talking about.
AT: Julian gave you two away. Basically, you made him pregnant.
Kw: (chokes) Wh-WHAT?
Cadet&Camille: (grabs hold of Sk´s feathers)
Kw: I-I NEVER d-did…THAT!
KJ: (groans) Oh yes you did…(passes out again)
Kw: Look, the only reason I would cheat on my wife is if I would lose my mind and turn into a selfish jerk!
Rc: What? (standing right behind her)
Rc: (grins) What?
AT: First, WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! (clears throat) And second, You´ve been dared to dance with Kowalski.
Kw: Problem. He´s human and I´m-
Dr.B: (zaps him)
Sharkira: -one too.
Rc: Awesome! (holds Kowalski in an awkward dancing position)
Sharkira: Kico! (smirks and takes a picture)
Kw: Stop with all that Kico nonsense!
AT: Okay, let´s see…love songs…(flips through a CD case)
Rookie70: How about that one?
VJ: (grabs a CD player and turns it on)
Kw: (glares at them)
(music begins playing)
Rc: (grips Kowalski tighter and begins dancing)
Kw: R-Rico, I´m not so s-sure I can-
Rc: (rolls eyes) Just go with the flow! (slips his hand into Kowalski´s and leads him to the middle of the room)
AT: Aww, Kico!
Skipper: Would you make up your minds? KoJu or Kico?
AT: Both. (kicks him away)
Cadet: Da-da! (waddles over to him and looks down at him worried)
Rookie70: SHH! You´re ruining the mood!
Sk: I don´t ca-
Sharkira: (gags him)
(Rico and Kowalski don´t notice what´s going on in the background)
Kw: (drapes one arm around Rico´s shoulder and holds his other hand)
Rc: (bends over, leaning his head against Kowalski´s shoulder so he can whisper him the instructions)
(they pick up their pace in the dance, Kowalski finding it now easier to dance with Rico telling him where to step, how to move, ect)
(songs starts to fade)
Rc: (slows down, still holding Kowalski)
Kw: (looks at him and they smile)
Rc: (leans in)
Kw: (complies, bending down a bit)
(their faces are just inches apart from each other)
Sk: ! (cover the eyes of Cadet)
Skipper: (covers the eyes of Camille)
VJ: (does the same to Zane)
Rookie70: (covers the eyes of Private)
(Rico and Kowalski are just one millimeter away from the kiss when-)
Lemur1: KING JULIAN! (runs in and tackles him into a hug)
Skipper: What? (gets knocked to the ground by Sk)
KJ: Susan! Mom! Dad! Aunt! Uncle! Cousins! Grandma! Grandpa! FAMILY! (runs into a crowd of lemurs)
Kw: (sighs and lets Rico go)
Rc: Maybe next time. (winks)
Dr.B: (zaps Kowalski back to normal)
Skipper: (pushes Sk off) What the-
Sk: (tackles him again)
Skipper: Deuce! (kicks him off again) The whole Ring-tail family! Julian´s everywhere! 0.0
Cadet: Yay! (runs into the crowd of Kattas)
Sk: A penguin´s worst nightmare!
AT: Oh come on, they can´t be that bad!
Ml: I agree with them!
Sharkira: (shrugs) Just turn on the german folk music)
Everyone: (who´s been listening) (imagines the scene of the WHOLE family making a scene) O.O
Sharkira: Okay, bad idea!
Rc: Hey Julian´s family! Is everyone as perverted and annoying as King J? Does everyone like to jump on flatheads? Does everyone hate Mort? Is everyone so cruel to kick kids when they touch your feet? Does everyone like mangos? Are everyone such party animals? Were you all born on Madagascar? Is-
KJ: All the questions will be answered later! First my famiglia will have to be settling in before they can answer their fan´s questions.
Rc:…I didn´t mean it that way!
KJ: Of course you did! Everyone loves me, which is da King, and his family!
Mt: (being petted by some kids) Yay for royalty!
AT: Okay, Julian why don´t you introduce your…family.
Sk: Notice the pause before ´family´?
AT: Oh shut up.
KJ: Kay, this is my dad Eli, this is being my mom Rozanne.
KJ: My little sisters, Cara and Sherry. These are my annoying brothers Timothy and Lazar.
Lazar: Love ya too! (rolls eyes)
KJ: My granny and grandpa. Eberhard and Bozena.
Cousin1: I´m Ardy! (keeps on petting Mort)
Cousin2: I´m Selene and this is my little sister and brother Jelena and Allan!
Allan: And this is our parents.
KJ: Marc and Anita.
KJ: And Susan is my girlfriend.
Ml: WHAT? (glares at him)
Susan: What? You have a problem with that?
Ml: Yes…HE KIS-
KJ: (puts a hand over her mouth) Nothing, Susan.
Susan: It better be nothing! (shoots him a glare)
AT: Now, that everyone´s been introduced and settled in-
Rc: Q and A! Is everyone as perverted and annoying as King J? Does everyone like to jump on flatheads? Does everyone hate Mort? Is everyone so cruel to kick kids when they touch your feet? Does everyone like mangos? Is everyone such party animals? Were you all born on Madagascar? Do you all hate fish?
AT: The dare isn´t finished yet! Now, Julian´s family…DANCE!
Skipper: Wait, WHAT? (gets tackled by Sk)
AT: (turns on the radio)
(´I like to move it, move it´ comes on and immediately, along with encouragement shouts from Julian, they begin dancing)
Cadet&Camille: (dances along)
Sk: No! (jumps up from Skipper and grabs them)
Skipper: No, no, no, no, no, NO! No dancing!
AT: Can´t you let them have a bit of fun?
Camille: (begins struggling to get down)
CCg8: (rolls eyes and grabs the chicks, placing them on the ground)
KJ: Come on lazy monkeys! Dance! (is dancing with Susan)
Ml: And he kissed me! Pervert…
(the other characters mingle a bit, but mostly all you see is flashes of ringed tails)
(Blowhole, Sk, Skipper, Clemson, and Hans are standing off to the side, refusing to get into it at all)
Dr.B: I´m not dancing.
CCg8: Yes you will! (pulls him in)
Dr.B: Help! Crazy sister!
Cl: (thinks for a moment, then smirks and grabs Hans and forces him to join the others)
Sk: And there they go.
Sharkira: (grabs them and throws them into the crowd) I won´t settle for a no!
Rc: (goes over to Kowalski) Do you want to dance? Cause I won´t settle for a no either.
Kw: (opens beak)
Rc: (picks him up and forces him to dance with him)
Ardy: (hears singing) Cousin! That´s you!
KJ: I know! (begins singing along with the tape)
KJ-on-tape: (finishes) You think this is never going to end? Because it is. (it ends)
KJ: YES! THAT WAS ME BABY! (raises arms in victory)
Everyone-else: (rolls eyes)
Sk: (starts pushing Julian´s family out of the door) Okay, thank you for coming and don´t ever return! (slams door shut) There! Finally!
AT: Not funny.
Sharkira: That was kinda fun though. Usually, I´m off chasing bad guys and running from slimy dudes who´re after me…there´s not much time for fun stuff like dancing.
Rookie70: Well, everyone does need a little fun sometime. Especially when they´re being chased (by) or chasing bad guys.
VJ: Wait a minute, Julian?
KJ: What, lower bird?
VJ: How come you have a GF when you´re married?
Ml: He´s married too?
AT: Basically, if you want to read this entire universe with Vivian Junior and Zane, read the story, "My prince will never come". That or "VJ´s dairy".
VJ: Yeah, wait WHAT? Who put my diary online?
AT: WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?…Moving on! Blowhole?
Dr.B: (hides behind Chey)
Dr.B: I´m not!
Skipper: And what about the fact that you´re hiding behind a girl?
AT: You have to babysit Bella and Tino, AKA 96DarkAngel´s siblings, AKA the kids from last time.
AT: And you can take one person from the cast with you.
Kw: Those kids are terrible!
AT: Hey! No insulting reader´s family!
Kw: Sorry! They´re angels.
Dr.B: I´ll take Kowalski.
Kw: WHAT? NO!
Zn: I though you said they were angels?
Dr.B: Come on, how bad can this be? (grabs Kowalski and drags him out)
Kw: NO! HELP!
AT: Drama king!
(door slams shut)
AT: A truth for Sk and Skipper!
Sk: (tackles him)
AT: Do you hate vivian.1200?
Sk: Is she one of the readers?
AT: WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? And yes.
Skipper: Does she review?
AT: Well, yeah, she-
Sk: Then yes.
Sk: We hate ALL the readers there!
Skipper: Clone! (nudges him) N-no, we don´t…we love you guys! Just remember, NO DARES OR TRUTHS!
Rookie70: Not working.
CCg8: So not working!
Sk: Then we´ll have to do it the hard way.
AT: Guys! Clemson and Hans?
Cl: The two forgotten friends!
AT: Make out.
Cl: Fine with me. (they kiss)
Cadet: (giggles and claps)
Sk: Sorry! (covers his eyes)
Skipper: (is doing the same to Camille)
(at the house)
Dr.B: (rides in with Kowalski)
Kw: I HATE you!
Kw: Why did you have to pick me? I went last time!
Dr.B: There wasn´t a last time!
Tino(the boy): Hey, Bella! Look who´s here again!
Bella(obviously the girl): Huh? Oh you again!
Dr.B: Why do you all keep saying ´again´?
Kw: Cause we´ve been here last time!
Dr.B: No we haven´t!
Sharkira: How long are you going to kiss?
Hs&Cl: (kissing passionately)
Cl: (holds up four fingers)
Sk: Is that four minutes or four hours?
Camille: (begins pulling at Skipper´s flippers and whining)
Skipper: Can´t you two hurry up?
Hs: (breaks away) Fine!
Sk: Finally! (releases Cadet)
Skipper: (lets go of Camille)
Cadet: (rubs his eyes)
Rc: You know, you two look gay as much as you are.
VJ: There are kids here!
Zn: (is covering his eyes) Are they done yet?
Kw: (writing on a clipboard) Okay, Blowhole. We need to keep them away from all the sugar and caffeine in this house.
Dr.B: Caffeine won´t be a problem, they´re not allowed to have any anyway.
Kw: (looks up from his clipboard) Yeah, but dumping a few gallons of chocolate sauce on a bowl of ice cream isn´t either! Especially not before bed time!
Tino: (comes out of kitchen holding stomach) Ugh, I think I had too much coffee!
Kw:…He said toffee right?
Rc: (pacing around in a semi-circle that the others created around him holding microphone)
AT: Did you find it yet?
Pv: (flipping through CDs) No…no…no…no…no…
Rc: Hurry up, Pri! (takes deep breaths)
Rc: No, just excited.
Rookie70: Look for Britney Spears.
Pv: Kay! No…no…THERE!
Cadet: (takes the CD and outs it in)
Camille: (hits ´play´)
AT: Okay, ready Rico?
Rc: Course! Then again, I was ready like about (looks at wrist watch) Ten minutes ago! (focuses as the music begins) (has back turned toward the audience, but turns around and sings as the music starts)
This kitten got your tongue tied in knots I see
Spit it out cuz I´m dying for company.
(gets into the song as it gets faster)
I notice that you got it
You notice that I want it
You know that I can take it to the next level ba-by!
If you want this good piece
Sicker than the remix,
Baby let me blow your mind tonight
(begins dancing to the song)
I can't take it, take it, take no more
Never felt like, felt like this before
C'mon get me, get me on the floor
DJ what you, what you waitin' for...(claps to the rhythm as the background singers on the CD sing) Woah oh oh oh oh oh woah oh oh oh... (4x)
(dances harder and gets a few cheers from the audience) Watch me move when I lose when I lose it hard Baby let me blow your mind tonight!
Get you off with the touch dancing in the dark
You notice what I'm wearin'
I'm noticin' you starin'.
You know that I can take it to the next level ba-by
Harder than the a-list,
Next one on my hit list
Baby let me blow your mind tonight!(jumps off of stage and dances his way into the crowd)
(gets the others to sing with him)
I can't take it, take it, take no more
Never felt like, felt like this before
C'mon get me, get me on the floor
DJ what you, what you waitin' for...(everyone sings with him)
Woah oh oh oh oh oh woah oh oh oh... (2x)
(Rico takes the lead in the song)
See the sunlight
We ain't stoppin'
Keep on dancing till the world ends
If you feel it let it happen
Keep on dancing till the world ends
Keep on dancing till the world ends (world ends, world ends, …)
Keep on dancing till the world ends (world ends, world ends, …)
(Rico signals a pause, then they start singing again, getting louder) See the sunlight
woah oh oh oh oh oh woah oh oh oh... (4x)
We ain't stoppin'
Keep on dancing till the world ends
If you feel it let it happen
Keep on dancing till the world ends
See the sunlight
Pv: Go RICO!
Ml: Wow, that was amazing!
Sharkira: Your voice is so awesome!
Rc: No, it isn´t…(blushes)
KJ: One thing, smelly penguin…you´re not a bad dancer!
Cadet: Danzer! (tries to imitate Rico´s dancing)
KJ: (smiles proudly at him)
Kw: (groans) This is worse than last time!
Dr.B: How worse was last time? (ducks a pillow thrown at him)
Bella: (flipping through movies) Since when does a fish ride on a scooter?
Dr.B: I´m not a fish and this is NOT a scooter! It´s a segway!
Tino: (jumping on the couch) What´s the difference?
Kw: (pulls Blowhole aside) If they´re just watching a movie-
Bella: Or two!
Tino: Or three!
Kw: -then I guess we don´t have to worry about them so much, right?
(outside the TD studio)
CCg8: What exactly are we doing here?
AT: Mort has to catapult apples at passing cars!
Mt: Yay! (Rico is carrying a sack of apples while the Skippers push the catapult)
Cadet: (playing in it)
Sk: Cadet, come down, here!
Cadet: (slides down into his flippers)
Skipper: Where´s Camille?
Sharkira: I have her!
Camille: (staring with fascination at her gill slits on her neck)
Mt: Can I start now?
KJ: Why does Mort get to do all the fun stuff?
AT: Because people like him better than you.
Mt: (grabs a few apples from the sack and readies them) Can I shoot the cars now?
Rc: You´ll have to push this lever-(reaches out to push it)
Rookie70: RICO STOP!
Rookie70: Mort´s still in there!
Cl: Aw, why did you have to tell him that? I wanted to see a lemur fly!
AT: Well, you're welcomed to try it out later!
Cl: No thank you…
Mt: (climbs down and pushes the lever)
You-know-who: MY CAR!
CCg8: Poor guy.
AT: How many times was his car ruined?
Mt: I´m sorry, Mr. Car Guy! I blame it all on Maurice!
Mr:…is this a practical joke or are you guys just trying to be mean?
Mt: (fires another one, then another and another and another and so on)
Zn: I think that there are more apples then cars by now.
Skipper: You think? (looks at the white mush that had flooded the streets)
Sharkira: Look! It´s the news van!
(screams are heard from the other room)
Kw: (shoots up from the couch) WHAT WAS THAT?
Dr.B: (calmly flipping through a magazine about ocean biography) I think someone just died.
Kw: (glares at him then goes into the other room)
Dr.B: (looks in that direction and sighs riding out) Kowalski?
Kw: Down here! (buried under a bucket)
Dr.B: What are you- (sees a horror movie playing on TV with Tino and Bella staring at him with wide eyes, holding kitchen utensils like weapons) Ugh! Seriously, you two? Can´t we leave you alone for JUST A FEW MINUTES?
(on the freeway)
AT: Okay, I´m not paying for that damage! (cars flipped over, some crashed into others, people trying to get out, but slipping on the apple mush)
Mt: Look! I re-decorated the street!
KJ: Pah! It looks ugly, like you!
Mr: Well, I´m not paying for anything either!
Mt: (looks confused) You have to! I am blaming you for the damage!
CCg8: Uh, guys? I think we might be having trouble?
Random Person: (talks frantically to a police officer and points up to the TD crew)
AT: (sighs) I guess now´s the worst possible time to do a flash mob.
VJ: Let´s get out of here before they get us!
AT: Wait a minute. The penguins, lemurs and Hans have to do a flash mob at the worst time possible.
Skipper: What? You´ve-
Sk: (tackles Skipper) got to be kidding me.
AT: I´m not.
Sharkira: Sounds interesting though.
Pv: But we´re one penguin short!
AT: Really? Oh yeah, Kowalski…you´ll have to do without him then.
Hs: Fine. (cracks ´knuckles´) Let´s start.
Random Person: I´m telling you, there was a tiny furball next to the catapult! I think it might have been a kitten or a puppy.
Random Person: I´m not crazy! And there were other animals standing next to it! Like a few penguins, a half-girl half something else and otters…
Random Person: You don´t believe me do you?
Hs: (dressed in fancy tropical clothes, singing while marching through the wrecks of the cars) Make way for Prince Ali!
Cl: (dressed similar, following him) Say hey! It´s Prince Ali!
Sk: (jumps onto a rolled down window and sings to the woman in the car) Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar! (gets swatted away with an handbag)
Skipper: (looking just as ´happy´ as Sk bout singing, but slides up to another parked vehicle) Hey, you! Let us through, it´s a bright new star!
Pv: (skipping in) Oh come be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Mr: Make way, here he comes! Ring the bells.
Mt: Bang the drums!
Mr: Are you gonna love this guy! (rolls eyes, but directs the startled audience to a cart decorated with makers and glitter pens)
KJ: (sitting on some royally designed pillows)
Everyone: (everyone as in Hans, lemurs and penguins) (kinda dancing around the cart) Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Abawa!
KJ: (flashes the ladies a smile)
Sk: (jumps on an officer´s shoulder) Genuflect!
Cl: Show some respect!
Hs: (pushes him onto his knees) Down on one knee!
Rc: (only one who is understood by the humans) (puts an arm around a filming bystander) Now try your best to stay calm!
Mt: (sitting on a wig of a woman) Brush up your Sunday salaam!
Woman: (screams) RAT! (throws her wig off)
Mr: Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!
Everyone: Prince Ali! Mighty is he! Ali Abawa!
KJ: (flexes his ´muscles´)
Skipper: (appears behind him and holds up Julian´s arm to show everyone his muscles) Strong as ten regular men definitely!
Cl: (whispers to a tourist clothed guy) He faced the galloping hordes!
Mt: (takes out Master Shing Jin´s sword) A hundred bad guys with swords!
Rc: Who sent those goons to their lords, why Prince Ali!
Pv: He´s got 75 golden camels! (Mort and Maurice carry in a golden camel)
Mt: The others are grazing!
Sk: Purple peacocks he´s got 53!
Camille&Cadet: (come in wearing purple feathers)
Skipper: What the-?
CCg8: (hides the glue and purple feathers)
KJ: When it comes to exotic type mammals! (pokes Maurice)
Pv: (jumps on another officer´s arm) Has he got a zoo!
Rc: (elbows him) I´m telling you!
Hs: It´s a world class menagerie!
Skipper: Prince Ali!
KJ: Handsome is he!
Sk: Ali Abawa!
Pv: That physique, How can I speak? Weak at the knees!
KJ: (winks a girl, who faints due to the shock of having her car bombed then zoo animals storming the place)
Mr: Well, get on out in that square!
Mt: Adjust your veil and prepare!
KJ: To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Juli!
Everyone: He´s got 95 white Persian monkeys!
Cl&Hs: (dancing together on a car hood) He´s got the monkeys! Let´s see the monkeys!
Sk: And to view them he charges no fee!
Mr&Mt: He´s generous! So generous!
Mr: He´s got slaves-
Rc: He´s got servants-
Pv: And flunkies!
Skipper: (to a kid) Proud to work for him!
Hs: They bow to his whim!
Cl: Love serving him!
Rc: They´re just lousy to with loyalty to Ali!
Everyone: Prince Ali!…Prince Ali! Amorous he! Ali Abawa!
Skipper: Heard your princess was a sight, lovely to see!
Mt: (standing on car hood with paws clasped behind his back) And that good people, is why.
Sk: He got dolled up and dropped by!
Everyone: (dancing through the parked cars and on the road) With 60 elephants, Llamas galore! With his bears and lions, brass band and more! With his 40 fakirs, his cooks, his bakers! His birds that warble on key! Make way! (begin pushing the cart toward the middle of the crowd) For Prince Ali~
(everyone finishes off with posing in front of the cart while Julian poses behind them)
The crowd:…(Hans: (slips with his roller skates in the mush)
(a few start applauding, others stare and others faint)
AT: Okay…TD cast! Back to the studio! NOW!
Sk: (throws smoke bomb on the ground)
(the smoke clears and the TD crew is gone)
Random Person from before:…Still think I´m crazy?
AT: Wow, that was weird…
Mt: And fun!
Sk: I can´t believe we actually sang how handsome and awesome RINGTAIL is! (shudders)
Skipper: (pulling the purple feathers out of Cadet and Camille) Yeah…
AT: (checks off the two dares) Okay, next we have…Private, kiss Rico and rate how the kiss was on a scale from 1-10.
Pv: Wait, what? Kiss Rico?
Sk: (tackles him)
Rc: (kneels down) Okay, this is a bit awkward.
VJ: But cute!
Zn: (blinks confused) But dads! You kiss ALL the time!
Pv: Okay, then…(shyly kisses him)
VJ: What number would you give it?
Pv: Umm, I g-guess I would give it an eight.
AT: Rico? How would you rate Private´s kiss on a scale from 1-20?
Rc: I get to rate it too? Let´s see, I would give it a 17, Private still needs to work on a few things like the passion, enthusiasm-
Pv: Sorry, I just never kissed a human boy before…
Sk: Good! You shouldn´t!
AT: What? You´re gay and forbid your soldiers to be?
Sk: I´m not gay!
AT: Sure you´re not, you´re married to Skipper!
Dr.B: Okay, here´s the plan for the rest of the time. You´ll just stay here like good children and draw or read a book, while we make our way back to the studio. Understand?
Bella: (innocent) Yes, I would like to paint.
Tino: Me too!
Kw: (looks relieved) Okay.
(the kids get out the painting equipment and paper)
Kw: Let´s go.
Dr.B: (rides out with Kowalski following him)
Tino: Are they gone now?
Bella: Not yet…(watches them leave out the door and disappear around the corner) Now they are!
Tino: (grabs underneath table and gets out a paint-ball gun out)
Bella: (gets hers and begins shooting at her little brother)
Kw: Hey, guys, we´re back!
Rookie70: How was it?
Dr.B: Well, tiring at first, then they calmed down and decided to paint a little.
Kw: At least they weren´t as hyper as last time.
AT: Kowalski, we need a time machine.
Kw: I´m on it! Rico? I need my tools.
Rc: (shrugs) I don´t know where they are.
Kw: Oh right, you´re human.
Zn: They´re over there! (points to a tool box sitting underneath a chair)
Kw: (takes the tools and begins building)
AT: While he´s doing that, we have…a truth for Kowalski.
Kw: (stops working) Is it bad?
AT: WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? (clears throat) Depends how you look at it. If you were a girl,
VJ: Like where I come from.
AT: Who would you date? And it has to be a guy!
Kw: Uhm…(looks at the round)
Cl: (slaps him)
Dr.B: Pick me and I´ll kill you!
Kw: I wasn´t planning to, bottle-nose! I would say Rico.
Rc: (looks surprised) Huh? Why me?
Kw: (goes back to work) Well, I would certainly not date the villains, Private´s too young, I can´t imagine Skipper and I, plus he already is raising a family with the other Skipper. I guess that just leaves you.
Zn: What about me?
Rc: So, are you saying you wouldn´t mind my craziness?
Kw: Since I have to deal with them every day, no.
Rc: Or my psycho moments?
Rc: Or my incredibly handsome looks…then again who would mind that?
Kw: (smiles while hammering in some nails)
AT: What about you Rico? Who would you date as a girl?
Rc: I guess I will date ol´ cyborg then.
Rc: Kowalski. (grins at the penguin who gives him an annoyed look)
Skipper: Is there a point in your questions, AT? You´re not thinking of turning clone´s soldiers into women are you?
AT: If yes, why would that be so bad? I mean, being a girl is a privilege!
Skipper: More like a dread!
AT: It is proven, Skippy, that girls are better than boys!
(everyone starts arguing, girls against guys)
Kw: GUYS! EVERYONE! I´M DONE! (holds up a frightened baby version of Rico)
Chick Rico: (stares at the others fighting with huge frightened eyes)
Ml: Guys! Guys, we´re scaring baby Rico!
Rookie70: Aww, he´s sooo cute!
KJ: Too cute! He´s has such a tiny booty! Like PD!
Rc: That´s me?
AT: Yeah, you´ve been dared to babysit the mini you.
Cadet: (waddles over to the chick Rico)
Chick Rico: (stares at him, then struggles to his feet and stumbles over to him)
AT: Rico? How were you as a chick? Hard to handle?
Rc: I don´t really remember, I think I was rather shy, but got rather crazy if I ate sugar.
KJ: (is feeding Chick Rico chocolate)
KJ: What? Why is everyone being so screamy at me?
Rc: BECAUSE YOU FED HIM SUGAR!
KJ: I did not! It was chocolate!
Rc: (face-palms) Who has to babysit him?
AT: You do.
Rc: (looks at the baby him, then at Julian, then face-palms again)
Chick Rico: (copies him)
Sk: One of their first words.
Chick Rico: (hiccups)
Rc: I´m was so cute! (picks Chick Rico up) I still am.
KJ: No you´re not!
Chick Rico: (laughs and hits Rico´s nose)
Cadet: (laughs at him)
Rc: That´s not funny!
Chick Rico: (hits him again) Funneh!
Hs: (laughs at them)
CCg8: Look, he doesn´t have the scar!
Dr.B: Which means, genius, he got it when he was older!
CCg8: Shut up, it´s not like you´re ANY smarter than me! Remember, I taught you everything you know\knew! Caribous have the ability to run up to 50 mph. (glares at the Skippers)
Sk: Hey, you already hit us!
CCg8: I would like to again, I´m still mad at you two.
Skipper: Clone did it, not me.
Camille: Hey, papa!
Chick Rico: Papa! (points to Sk)
Sk: What? I´m not your father!
Rc: I´m your father for now, mini me!
Chick Rico: No! (hits him on the nose again) Papa! (points again to Sk)
AT: Okay, guys. Remember last chapter when we all saw our worst fears?
Everyone: Yeah? What´s your point?
Sk: (tackles Skipper)
AT: WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE? Okay, everyone has to tell what their worst fear is\was.
Sk: Needles and losing my kids and being locked up in a tiny dark room with a bunch of psycho author, AT doesn´t even have to be one of them, all crazy authors scare me.
CCg8: Really? (grins)
Skipper: Same as clones. (hugs Camille closer)
AT: I´m afraid of heights…That´s why I hate bungee jumping or parachuting and all that high stuff. That and I would hate to see a specter.
Sk: You mean you´re afraid of ghosts.
AT: Am not! I just would probably have a mini heart attack if one just popped up in my room.
Kw: I hate bungee jumping too, but my worst fears-
Rookie70: As we all know!
Kw:…is the dentist.
Pv: I´m still terribly afraid of Badgers…
Mt: I fear piñatas! (whispers) They come to life when you´re asleep!
CCg8: I´m afraid of snakes.
Dr.B: (laughs) Yeah, you should´ve seen her on one of our family trips.
CCg8: It was even larger than me! Besides, you screamed too!
Mr: Well, other than foosas, I hate the thoughts of a natural catastrophe. And scorpions. They´re terrible creatures!
Rookie70: I have Anglophobia and Anthrophobia.
Kw: 0.o Really?
Rookie70: (sarcastic) Yes.
Pv: What´s Ant-anth-
Kw: Anthrophobia is the fear of flowers and Anglophobia the fear of England or English people.
Pv: What? I´m not that scary!
Rookie70: I was just kidding, Private!
Cl: I´m afraid of the dark…
Skipper: Really? That´s stupid!
Cl: BLAME HANS! He made me watch all those scary movies!
Hs: (shrugs) I like them, but I´m really scared of lawn mowers and old libraries…
Cl: You watch too many horror movies!
Hs: (shrugs) As I kid I saw a bird get trapped in a lawn mower once…
Dr.B: Do I have to say my fear?
CCg8: Yes! I did too!
Dr.B: Fine! I´m afraid of the Ring of Fire…
CCg8: And thunder! And sharks!
Dr.B: Geez, thanks sis, for telling that to everyone here in the room!
CCg8: (smiles) You´re quite welcomed, little bro.
Zn: (shudders) I hate dragons.
VJ: I guess hornets. You know you can die from too many stings.
Rc: I have Caligynephobia.
Skipper: And that would be?
Rc: Fear of beautiful women.
Hs: Weeee! (roller skates by)
Sk: Very funny.
KJ: Why would you fear de beautiful women? Unless they´re vicious of course. (whispering) Not naming any names.
Rc: Jk, I have a bit of claustrophobia. And I used to have a fear of the graveyard when I was younger. But I got over that quickly.
Rc: (shrugs) I camped in a graveyard. And my mini self is afraid of-
Chick Rico: Ghos!
Camille: (nods up and down very fast)
AT: What did you expect from two Skippys?
Skipper: Don´t call us that!
AT: Seriously! Whenever I say something you say something against it!
Skipper: No! It depends what you´re talking about.
AT: Only the truth. Alright, next dare! The two Skippers have to fight the human Rico.
Rc: I can´t! I´m holding me! (holds up Chick Rico)
Ml: I´ll take him!
Rc: Alright…(hands him to Marlene)
Skipper: So…we´re just supposed to fight him?
Chick Rico: (coughes up a piece of chalk)
Sk: Good idea! (grabs it and draws a circle on the floor) We can fight to see which team steps out of the circle first!
AT: Alright, but now carrying the other team and dropping them\him outside and no throwing the opponent(s). Understand?
Rc: Okay…(steps inside the circle)
Sk&Skipper: (stand opposite from him)
Zn: Can I be the jury?
Rc: (lunges for the penguins)
Sk: (trips him)
Rc: (jumps to his feet and starts wrestling with Sk)
Skipper: I´m coming clone! (attacks Rico)
Chick Rico: (bounces excitedly in Marlene´s arms) Fite! Fite!
Cadet: Fite! (looks just as excited as Chick Rico)
Camille: (tries to climb into the fighting ring with the others)
Sharkira: (picks her up) No, no, Camille! You have to stay here!
Camille: (crosses flippers and pouts) Diot! (sticks out tongue at her)
Sk: (stops fighting) Camille!
Skipper: Clone, watch out!
Sk: Huh? (jumps away as Rico was about to push him over the line)
AT: Btw, Zane. When one penguin crosses the line, the penguin´s team immediately lost.
Rc: (Gets kicked forward, almost stumbling over the line, but he regains his balance and grabs Skipper´s flipper, flipping him over his shoulder onto the ground…outside the boundary)
Zn: Rico won!
Sk: Clone! (rushes to his side) Are you okay?
Skipper: Yeah…(gets to his feet)
Sk: (supports him)
Camille: Papa! (runs to him)
Chick Rico: Papa! (tries to wriggle out of Marlene´s grip to run to Sk)
Rc: (tries to hold him, but Chick Rico snaps at his hand and runs over to Sk) Papa!
Sk: Sorry, soldier. (picks him up)
Cadet: (looking left out)
Sk: (laughs) Come here Cadet.
Cadet: (waddles over to him)
AT: Okay, now a fun dare for all of us! We all have to act like person we dislike the most.
Sk: Oh that would be easy!
Sharkira: He\She\It doesn´t have to be in this room, does it?
AT: No, just someone you don´t like very much.
Skipper: Or HATE!
AT: It´ll be fun acting like a bunch of idiots! (looks at Sk and Skipper)
Sk: Yeah, or a complete jerk!
Skipper: Jerks! You´re forgetting MY author too!
Ml: Guys! Can we all start now acting like Ju- I mean the person we dislike?
Sharkira: I know who I´m gonna imitate.
Sharkira: Electric Eel. A creepy guy who has a crush on me. Well, many guys do, but he´s just a plain creep!
CCg8: I know these guys.
KJ: Anyway, let´s be starting already! (clears throat and tries to imitate a ´continental accent´ of the guy he dislikes) Oh! Look at me! I have a fancy accent and a longer booty than yours! I´m so great! (Fred)
AT: Ringtail, stop being such an idiot. (Sk)
CCg8: As if that will ever happen, clone. He´s born that way. (Skipper)
Sk: Exactly like you Skippy.
Hs: DON´T CALL ME SKIPPY! (Skipper)
Mr: Maurice! Be getting me a piece of mango! I am feeling hungry! (King Julian)
Zn: (writing on clipboard) At least my brain separates me from the others. (gives the others a distasteful look) (Kowalski)
Zn: (shrugs) Not everyone will like you.
Kw: I guess so. Anyway, peng-u-in. Your assumption is totally overrated. (Dr. Blowhole)
Mt: (runs around making whirring noise) King Julian and his feet like me best! Cause I´m a stupid robot! (Lemmy)
Cadet: Stupi ropod! (runs after him)
Chick Rico (laughs and claps in his flippers)
Rc: (clears throat then imitates the voice of an old lady) Now, now, honey. Don´t run around like that, you might fall.
Chick Rico: (stops laughing and stares at him)
Skipper: Who was that?
Rc: My old babysitter. She was like 1,000 years old and always picked around on everyone. She never really liked me.
Skipper: Okay. I better go get my idiot brother to come down here. (Donakiko)
AT: That´s all you got?
Skipper: What do you-
Sk: (tackles him)
Skipper: AT! (kicks him off)
Sk: Sorry. Dare.
AT: (shakes head and goes back into the Skipper role)
VJ: You´re being so cute! (picks Chick Rico up) But you smell like da stinky fish. (King Julian)
Chick Rico: (looks at her in awe)
VJ: Are you feeling da hunger? Do you want a piece of nice fresh watermelon? Of course, I, as the papa penguin will have to chew it for you, then spit it into your baby beak.
Chick Rico: Papa! (points to VJ)
Cl: (comes in with wig and broom) DIRTY! FILTHY! ANIMALS! (bangs Julian on the head) (Francis)
Cl: Filthy animal! Shoo! (hits her too)
CCg8: Ow! Not funny!
Pv: (from behind her) It´s more of a ´chuckle funny´, really. (Kuchikukan)
Ml: (dancing impressively to some music) Come on, peoples! Shake your booty! (King Julian)
Mt: (runs over to her, still whirring)
Ml: Lemmy! My robo-buddy!
Mt: Whirr! Whirr! (copies her moves)
Sharkira: (gliding around the crowd, trying to flirt with some girls, being all slimy about it) Hey there! (Electric Eel)
Skipper: Get lost.
Sharkira: So, uh, I saw you there, without a date…care to be mine?
Skipper: I said get lost! (raises fist to punch her [not really xD])
Hs: What are you doing to my author? (pretends to chase her with a crowbar)
Pv: So, Kowalski. What else can you tell me about my host´s body. What does Private like?
Zn: He likes eating sparkles.
Pv: Nice try, but I won´t get fooled by that trick again.
Zn: Really? According to my calculations, your brain is any brighter.
Pv: Grrrr! I wouldn´t make the Destroyer of Worlds mad, you know.
Zn: (calmly looking at him over the clipboard) What do you plan to do? Ooooh! Fireworks! (points behind him)
Pv: Huh? (looks over shoulder)
Zn: (dashes off)
Cl: You cost me my job, you filthy bird! (chasing Chey around with broom)
AT: Okay, I think that´s enough guys.
Sk: Aaaww, already?
Skipper: It´s fun playing Donakiko! I get to kick guys, be moronic, speak greek!
AT: Enough is enough. Wow, you guys were really convincing.
Sharkira: Ugh! (shudders) I´ll never want to even think about being Electric Eel, the guy I was playing.
Cl: (hits Rico over head on more time, then throws the broom away) Yeah, it was fun.
Chick Rico: Papa! (tugs on VJ´s feathers)
Rc: (groans) You call everyone your ´papa´, but not me!
VJ: And I´m not even a guy!
AT: Okay, okay. Let´s calm down and do the next dare. Sk and Skipper have to both give Private the talk.
Sk: What talk?
Sk: (tackles him)
AT: Give Private the talk!
Sk: No way. We´re not doing that. (still sitting on Skipper)
AT: You do know I can and will punish you two if you won´t do the dare.
Sk: I don´t care, I´m not doing it!
Pv: Well, it´s just a talk right?
Skipper: Get off clone. Maybe we can just give him the less severe version.
KJ: Please! What´s so bad about a little-
Skipper: Ringtail shut up!
Sk: Okay, let´s go Private…I hate you.
AT: I didn´t dare it!
Sk: But you make us do the dares!
AT: That´s what I´m here for! Now go.
Skipper: Ugh, fine. (grabs Private´s flipper and drags him after Sk) But you´ll have to do all the talking.
Cadet: Dada! (tries to run after them)
Rookie70: No, Cadet! You have to stay here. (picks him up)
Cadet: Bu I wanna go!
Ml: Wow, he´s already talking in a full sentence!
AT: Yeah, Cadet and Camille are pretty smart.
Kw: I wonder how we can use that…
AT: Anyway, Kowalski and Hans! A dare for you!
Kw: A dare for the two of us or both of us?
AT: The second one.
Kw: OH NO!
Hs: (sarcastic) Love you too.
Cl: Hans isn´t as bad as you think.
Kw: I know! Worse!
AT: Well, if you think like that about him…now´s the chance to change your mind! You two have to act-
Kw: Let me guess. Like we´re in love with each other?
AT: Kinda. Like you´re a couple to see who gets jealous.
Cl: But that´s unfair!
Sharkira: Why? Afraid you won´t handle seeing your sweetheart in someone else´s arms?
Cl: He´s not my…never mind. It´s still unfair!
Kw: Don´t worry, Clemson. I´ll promise not to French kiss him.
Hs: EWWW! DON´T YOU DARE!
AT: Couple guys! Not rivals!
Kw: Hm. We´re a divorced couple?
AT: (face-palms) No.
Hs: Okay…here goes my acting! (goes to stand beside Kowalski, giving him a small kiss on the cheek)
Kw: (tries to think of something) …this reminds me of Dor…(puts his flipper around Hans)
Cl: Ahem. Okay. AT? What´s the next dare.
AT: (glares at him) WHY WON´T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
Hs: Excuse me, Kowalski. (puts on roller skates, skates around the room, then takes them off and goes back to Kowalski)
Hs: (sighs and repeats the action)
VJ: Uhm…what are you doing?
Hs: Doing my dare.
Dr.B: I knew it was a dare!
CCg8: Of course, genius.
Dr.B: Thank you!
CCg8: (rolls eyes)
Cl: Okay, I´m not asking AT, but I would really like to know what´s the next dare.
AT: (smirks) So you can keep your mind off the fact that your crush is hitting on another guy?
Hs: HEY! I´m not in love with Kowalski!
Cl: No, I just want to know!
Kw: Don´t think I like you. (pulls him into a beak-lock)
(door bursts open)
Skipper: Finally we´re done!
Sk: (beet-red) Private, do me a favor and remind me to bring out the amnesia spray when we´re done with this episode.
Pv: But, then you´ll have to do the dare again!
Sk: I´m not going to use it on you, but on me!
AT: Aw, come on, it couldn´t have been that bad!
Skipper: You have NO idea! (shudders)
Sk: Okay, anywa- WHAT THE FISH KOWALSKI!
Kw: (pulls away) It´s not what it looks like, sir!
Sk: It looks like you´re making out with my enemy!
Kw: I-It was a dare!
Hs: (wipes beak) Ew, yeah do you think I want to kiss a penguin?
Zn: Looks like it…
Zn: Oh nothing.
Cl: (impatiently) When is the dare finished?
AT: (looks at watch) Why?
Hs: Good! (pushes Kowalski away from him) That was disgusting!
Kw: (shudders violently) Ugh! Those were moments I will never get out of my mind.
Rc: Kowalski! (picks him up and whispers to him) What the hell were you thinking? Kissing him?
Kw: That´s what couples do!
Rc: Well, not all, like Sk and Skipper don´t.
Skipper: Heard that!
Rc: Couldn´t you just have held flippers or something?
Rookie70: I think someone´s jealous~!
CCg8: Uh, yeah, check Clemson out!
Cl: I´m going to kill that reviewer!
AT: (slaps him) You do that and you´re MORE than dead!
Cl: (shrugs and hugs Hans)
Hs: (wraps his flippers around Clemson and winks at everyone)
AT: Okay, we have one dare and one truth left. For the dare, someone special, not from PoM will come. He has been invited for a FIST FIGHT with Rico.
Rc: What? (drops Kowalski) AWESOME!
Kw: Ouch! Hey, watch it, Rico!
Skipper: And for the truth?
AT: (looks at the sheet) It´s a truth for me…(glares at Skipper) You truthed this didn´t you?
Mr: What does it say?
AT: The truth asks if I like Nico di Angelo.
Ml: Who´s that?
Skipper: Son of Hades, older brother of my author, Donakiko.
AT: I´m not in love with him, okay?
Sk: Sure you are! Look, you´re even blushing!
AT: Am not! He´s just a friend.
AT: Shut up! Moving on, the last dare. Raphael, a ninja turtle from TMNT is going to have a fist fight with Rico!
Rookie70: Wouldn´t that be unfair? I mean, Rico´s a human (now) and Raphael´s a turtle.
Rc: A turtle? You expect me to fight with a turtle? Pfft! That´ll be too easy!
AT: I wouldn´t count on it…
Rc: A TURTLE!
Raphael: (from the door) Got a problem with that?
Rc: (makes a face) You mean, other than me having more chances than you?
Raphael: Oh yeah? Wanna bet?
AT: but before you two fight. No weapons. Only fists.
Raphael: Fine! (gets ready to fight, then stops) I can use my secret weapon though, can I?
CCg8: What secret weapon?
Raphael: (smirks) Sarcasm.
AT: Fine. It´s not like it´ll affect your chance of winning\losing.
Rc: Can we start with the fist fighting now, or will we all-(gets punched in the face)
Raphael: 1:0 for me!
Sharkira: That wasn´t fair!
Rc: (punches him back and soon they disappear in a cloud of dust)
AT: This looks like those cartoons.
Sk: Yeah, didn´t know the floor was that dirty.
Raphael: Is that all you got? (ducks hit and delivers on of his own)
Rc: (grabs his hand and pushes it away, then punches)
Skipper: (looking anxiously into the fight) Can I join too?
AT: You can´t, first because you weren´t dared to and second, because Cadet, Camille and Chick Rico will run in after you.
Skipper: (sighs) Fine.
Cadet: (sighs) Fin!
Camille: (sighs) Fin!
Chick Rico: (sighs too) Fin!
Rc: (raises his arm)
Raphael: Who taught you to fight, your sister?
Rc: Grr! (punches him and then they go off to wrestle again)
Raphael: Forget it, you can´t hit any better than my sister and I don´t even have one! [A\N: I don´t know if that´s true xD]
(clouds of dust join in and get thicker before the fight ends with a few groans)
Rookie70: Who won?
Rc: I did! (comes out with bruises and scratches)
Sk: Never insult a penguin. (glares at cloud dust)
Mr: Especially not a psychotic one.
KJ: They´re all being psycattic!
(the cloud of dust disappears)
Raphael: (gets transported out)
Ml: Is he going to be okay?
Raphael: (rolls over) Pizza…kitchen utensil stupid…
AT: I think so. Okay, wow, we´re done already! Time flies when you´re having fun.
Skipper: Who ever said we were having fun?
AT: Review people!
Rc: (clears throat) And now…LUNCH BREAK! (runs over everyone to the kitchen)
Sk: Hey! Wait for me!
Chick Rico: (gets put back into the time machine to his normal time)
AT: Okay, thanks Rookie70, Zane, Vivian Junior and Sharkira for visiting. I-
Cadet: (turns to camera) Bye!
Camille: Reviev! (turns it off)
A\N: Yeah, I agree with Camille. "Prince Ali" btw, was from Aladdin, I figured everyone would know that song\movie. Speaking of flash mobs, check out the coolest one ever! They´re called "Improv Everywhere" and do everything from random musicals to hypnotize people or freeze in place in public places. Okay, till next chapter! ) Also, one note on the Xdrabbles, they will take some time till I update them...