Okay so if any of you have read my supernatural fanfiction 'what the hell' Then you know that at the end of each chapter I give choices of what could happen, you guys vote for what happens next in the story. I thought I'd write a trueblood story like that. So here is the starter... enjoy and I hope you do vote! (I'm really uncertain about doing this to a trueblood fic)

Today was the day! My cuz Sookie Stackhouse was coming to Dallas, and I was going to meet her. It had been 7 years since I'd seen dear old Sook, and I had missed her dearly. That last time I had seen her was when I was 11, and I had been invited to go live with Gran and Sook for a week whilst my Parents went out of town. I wonder if she would even recognise me... I wonder if I would even recognize her. She said she was wearing a yellow skirt and a blouse that was white and had yellow and black roses on it. That was so Sookie style... I on the other hand was wearing a black and hot pink frilly mini skirt, black shirt that read 'bite me' on it, knee high socks which were stripped with the colours purple and black and of course elbow length gloves (Which were a purple-pink sort of colour). I also wasn't wearing shoes, a stupid habit I had picked up all by myself. Yeah, lets just say I was getting a lot of odd looks. I was initially planning on wearing heels and a cocktail dress with the knee high socks... but my stupid mother had told me 'You'll look like a hooker or a stripper'... in which I had replied 'Maybe I want to be a stripper!' she had scowled and muttered, 'that'd be all that you're good at'. Yeah, I felt the love... so I quickly changed into this odd combination... Coz you know... I had to make a weird impression on her boyfriend... I had to!

I saw a woman of Sookie's description enter through the hotel Carmilla doors, hand in hand with a very pale person. My cousins a fangbanger...!

"She'll be wearing something weird..." I heard Sookie say as she looked around the hotel foyer. I had freakishly good hearing... dunno why or how I just do... Awwww my cuz remembers me! May as well freak her completely out...I watched the pale man leave with a ginger person and a fat person towards some chairs. Sookie was still looking around for me... Well time for my entrance aye?

I sprinted up to my cuz and tackled her to the ground. Damn I'm good. I positioned myself so I was sitting on her lap, (Which made me feel like a rapist) I brushed some hair away from my face and I waved at her. She was completely lost for words, I could tell. She slowly waved back at me awkwardly. I got off of her and helped her up. She stood there looking at for a second and then I smiled sweetly at her.

"Sookie-bear!" I squealed at her in excitement and opened my arms for a hug. I saw a smile appear on her face, yay she knew it was me!

"Bunny!" she squealed equally happily at me and hugged me back.

"Wow, I am so glad it was you... That would just be awkward if I tackled a stranger!" I said laughing into my cousins neck. She laughed back and we stopped our hug and looked at each other.

"Although, I have done that... many times before," I shared with her. Let's just say my little step nieces were annoying me in a shop and I tried to tackle one playfully... I grabbed the wrong kid and... the mother so wasnt happy about that.

"You are such a weirdo!" She said playfully, oh how I missed my cuz. She did a once over of me, and her smile suddenly got wider.

"And you've got an outfit to match." She said staring at my feet. I modelled my smexy outfit for her and then giggled.

"Hello my name is Bill Compton," i jumped at the sound of someone elses voice. When did he get there?

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to startle you," He said comforting me, aww he seems... controlling... I smiled back at him and did a curtsy, yeah... dont I feel lady like!

"Tayla Lawrence, pleasure to make your acquaintance," I said mimicking his accent. Bill laughed and Sook slapped my arm.

"Sookie has told me a lot about you," I said smiling at Bill.

"Has she now?" Bill wrapped his hand around Sookies waist and smiled at her.

"Nope... But I thought that would be the polite thing to say," I said truthfully, yeah I know, what a buzz kill i am. Bill and Sookie went off to check into the hotel and I walked over to the young woman and man sitting on some nearby seats. Wait is that Leon?

"Leon?" I said looking at the man, he slowly turned his head to face me and gave me a blank stare. Yepp that was Leon alright. He was being glamoured by the young vampire.

"You know him?" The ginger vampire asked me looking noticeably tenser.

"Not in a friend sort of sense but I've seen him around, real scumbag," That was true, the few times I'd seen Leon was either when I was retrieving wallets from him that he had pick pocketed to the rightful owners, or when he was in a bar fight. Yeah truth be told, I dont like Leon that much.

"What'd he do this time?" I said sitting next to the ginger vampire.

"He tried to kidnap Sookie," She said sternly, she was around my age and had awesome curly hair. I want it...

"He tried to kidnap my cousin?" I turned to Leon in disbelief.

"You bastard!" I said giving him a death glare and flipping him the 'bird'... I turned back to ginger vamp, she seemed nice.

"My names Tayla, and you are?" I offered her a hand shake, I could tell she was a new vampire, and in my experience, baby vampires don't disdain humans so much. She politely shook my hand and opened her mouth.

"My names Jessica, I'm Bills progeny," Ohhhh Bill has a child... does that make Sookie a stepmother?

"Are you a baby vampire? What's that like, must be soooo different you know, changing your habits and all, right?" I didn't really talk to people my own age, well... they didn't talk to me. I finished school when I was 16 because I was really freakishly smart and I didn't exactly have a large social life... in other words... I'm a loser.

"Well... it's really different, you know, getting used to all the powers vamps have and stuff. Can you believe I only learnt how to glamour today?" She said proudly.

"Really? You're doing it like a pro!" I said happily back to her. I smiled and a great great great idea popped into my head.

"Yeah you know what you should tell Leon to do?"

"What?" I whispered into her ear my epic sentence, this was going to be awesome. She looked at me and covered her mouth.

"I'm so doing that!" She turned to Leon and glamoured him again.

"Leon all your biggest fears are going to come true... and the only way you can stop them is if you say this sentence..." She then whispered the words into his ear... ha... I'm awesome.

"Sometimes I touch myself in the shower to the thoughts of old men!" Leon screamed aloud and me and Jessica cracked up laughing. Yay I made a friend...

"Jessica!" Bill scowled from the check in counter.

"Live a little Bill!" Jessica screamed back

"Oh wait... you're dead... never mind!"I yelled at him and me and Jess began to go into a fit of laughter ahhh... good times. Once we had recovered I turned to Jess and looked at her hair.

"Your hair looks freaking epic," I said in awe... I love red hair!

"Thanks! I like yours, I always wanted different coloured streaks in my hair but my mama never allowed me to," She commented on my black and purple streaked blonde, curly hair. There was a theme to my dress code, black/purple/pink. Tada! I unclipped a black streak and clipped it back on in Jess' hair, right up the front.

"there! You can now cross that off your bucket list,"

"Does it look okay?"

"You look even more epic... men are now going to bow down to you... all hail Jess!" She laughed back at me and a thought occurred. I wonder if Bill had given her a phone? He must have... why wouldn't he?

"Hey what's your phone number? In case you need a break from Bill and want to chill with me, or just need to talk girl talk," I said happily. Jess looked at the ground and fiddled with her hands... aww she doesnt have a phone damn...

"Bill doesn't want me to have one..."

"Why don't you just take Leons? Not like he needs it," I pointed out, I was almost certain Leon was going to turn into a drooling zombie any minute now... Jess' eyes widened and she turned back to Leon.

"Give me your phone!" She demanded and Leon complied, that is so cool... I grabbed the phone off of her and typed my number into it and gave it back. Jess looked at her phone and smiled.

"'Bunny Bear'? Thats what your contact name is called?"

"Hellz yeah!" I said and laughed. The next few hours weren't very entertaining. I walked up to Sookies room with her, watched Bill glamour Leon (Those Fellow ship of the son bastards!) and then Leon Leave. That brings us back to the present.

"So why are you guys in Dallas anyways? Or did you just miss me that much Sook?" It had been bugging me all freaking day!

"We're here on business," Sookie said casually...

"That doesn't sound suspicious at all..." I mused at Sookie

"You are a terrible liar Sook... So dont even try me," I said sternly... yeah.. I want answers!

"The vampire sheriff of this area has gone missing, and we were kind of employed to help find him,"

"So... in other words... your being exploited for your hidden talent?"

"Yeah... pretty much."

"Wait the sheriff.. that Godric right? "

"Where did you see him? And how is it you know who the sheriff is?" Bill said... okay so I spiked his interest.

"No, I've never spoken to Godric, I just know who the sheriff is... long story."

"Oh... well excuse me, I must make a call," Bill said and began to yell at the other man in the phone... yepp he is controlling. But in all honesty the guy on the other line sounded like a dick... After Bill had finished the call I said goodnight to Sookie and left. Sookie and Bill were getting all gooey over each other... it was weird to say the least. I went back to my own hotel room and got changed into normal clothes, well kinda... I was wearing a white dress with bare feet... It was an improvement! I also took out my hair extensions and I couldn't be bothered putting make-up on, besides I had been told that I had the face to go all natural... I went down to the bar after that. Hey, I'm bored! Besides maybe I'll meet a cute guy or something. I entered the bar and the whole place was filled with people either wearing black clothing, or something skin-tight and/or sexy. And here I was dressed in a white dress, no shoes and my blonde hair free and loose, I was so playing the sweet and innocent card...

I walked in and noticed a lot of eyes on me, and not all of them were men... weird... Hey... dont i know that head?

"Billiam!" I squealed excitedly and practically ran over to him and jumped on the seat next to him. Smiling as sweet as I could. Bill was sitting next to a blonde dude... it must be bills boyfriend. I pouted at Bill and he looked at me confused.

"Not even a day into your trip and you're already meeting up with your boyfriend Billiam? That's just not classy... and besides I thought you and Sookie were getting... 'friendly'... upstairs," I did air quotations and winked at him. He looked really unhappy about that comment.

"He is not my... He is a business partner, the one I was talking to on the phone before whilst you and Sookie chatted,"

"Ohh, well good for him! You being his bitch an all" Billiam scowled at me even more.. someone's not happy. The guy next to Billiam just laughed... hey a vampire with a sense of humour.

"Tayla, that is very inappropriate, you should not speak to me that way,"

"Sorry Daddy... I did not mean to be such a rude girl... I'll go right on up to my room and punish myself... So do you play this game with Sookie in the sack or what?" ohh I hit a nerve then. Bill looked at me stunned, the man next to him however was laughing at the scene. I know... I'm bloody hilarious.

"well aren't you a little pistol.," The man was now sitting next to me... he is most definitely is a vampire... I wish I could move more fast.

"I like to think of myself more as a... shotgun, I'm loud, cause lots of damage without killing people and Hillbillies set me off like a rocket... seriously they annoy me." It was true... I wanted to strangle them. Sookie wasnt a Hillbilly, people that smoke and are small minded and rape pigs and are the result of incest are hillbillys. I smiled at him and he chuckled at me and gave me a smirk.

"Bill, I dont think you've introduced us," Bill gave a large sigh and ran his fingers over his face... he gets frustrated easily Billiam does...

"Tayla meet Eric Northman, Eric meet Tayla Lawrence, Sookie's cousin,"

"you are a relative to Sookie?"

"Yes! Why?"

"You wouldn't happen to have any... powers would you?" Eric looked at me and them to Bill... Wow it would suck to be sitting in the back-seat with these guys playing corners... I'd like die... why was I thinking that?

"None that I'm confident enough to talk to strangers about... aka you and Bill," I whispered that last part in his ear and walked off, back to my room. I couldn't drink... I was only 18, so I decided going to my room was the best option, I put on my pjs (they had the smurfs on them! Smurfette is my fave smurf... she's uber-cool!) and collapsed in my bed. I was just about to go to sleep when Sookie called... damn, I'm tired.

"Sooookiiiieeeeee you woke me up you whore-banger," The amount of swear words I make up on the spot is incredible... seriously though I'm awesome.

"I'm sorry but I just wanted to tell you that you've been invited to the meeting tomorrow night,"

"Meeting? what meeting?... Are you and Bill having an intervention? For me?" I dont know why I said that... just did... I dont have a filter from my brain to my mouth. Seriously, it's a problem.

"What.. no? Why would we give you an intervention? Anyways it's about the missing sheriff, Bill was told to bring you by Eric. Bill ain't got no say in it, since Erics also the sheriff or Louisiana,"

"Ummm... okay then? Do I get a say in it? Coz if I do... I 'vote no thanks',"

"Sweetie if you dont come of your own free will, then he'll be forced to kidnap you,"

"okay then... But if your boyfriend touches me I will scream rape, understood?"

"hah.. yeah I think Bill can resist, come by my room at 10pm okay?" And she thought I meant touching me inappropriately... oh Sookie...poor, silly Sookie.

"okie-dokie, bye bye Sookie-bear!" After that I ran to my bedroom and like collapsed on the bed. Seriously I felt like crap... dunno why, I just did. After I layed there, starring up at the ceiling for about... what felt like 12 hours (Which was actually just 25 minutes)I got up and walked down the hallways. Perhaps a nice walk would help me sleep? I didn't bother changing though... stuff that! besides my PJ's were smexy as hell... who doesn't love the smurfs? I walked down past Bill and Sookies room and was about to knock on the door, when I heard grunting... ew ew ew ewwwww. I reluctantly turned away from the door and was met with a giant polar bear leaning over me. I screamed a little and realized it wasnt a polar bear... but Eric Northman.

"Oh my goodness! You scared me half to death!" Dunno why I mentioned that... just did. Eric looked at me and raised an eyebrow.

"You are a very... odd human,"

"Oh please! Like you can talk... you're so weird you make Luna Lovegood jealous! Besides I took my pills today... that always makes me see things improper," There was a small silence and then Eric began to look me over... pervy mcpervison...

" I wasn't talking about your attitude. Now what might you be doing up so late? I thought you would have retired for the day,"

"Couldnt sleep, so I decided walking the halls like a homeless person was a better option," Eric moved in closer to me and hovered his face over mine. Wow... he's so fricking tall! A smirk appeared on his face and I just awkwardly smiled back at him... why is he smirking.

"Well... I know a sure fire way to get to sleep..." He said in a way that was kinda hot... kinda hot... not hot. Ewww perv...

"Why is it that you remind me of a horny teenager?"

"Perhaps because you are one?"

"If I were a horny teenager do you really think we'd be having this conversation after that offer?"

I queried after putting my hands on my hips, yepp I'm epic... Wait... I just boosted his ego. Damnit!

"So is that a yes?"

"Goodnight, Eric," I said before walking off to my room. I sleep fairly easy that night. at least i did after my little meeting with Eric... wait that sounds kind of weird...

I woke up at 6:30 the next day, I was so frigging tired and I hadn't been getting a lot of sleep lately. I jumped up and got dressed in the most normal thing I could find, black skinny jeans and a white singlet and converse shoes. That's seriously the only normal thing I could find. I skipped down the hall to my cousins room I should have taken my pill, which I took once a day, but I needed my powers, and I would take one when I got right back home. It was already dark outside. I knocked on the door and saw Sookie she looked absolutely gorgeous!

"We obviously aren't on the same wave length," I said looking at her styled hair and beautiful dress. My hair was straightened with the black strips in it, but that was it.

"Well atleast you look normal,"

"Thanks Sook, always a pleasure," I walked in and saw.. wow Bill actually looks nice.

"And he's all mine," Sookie said obviously reading my thoughts... blast.

"I beg your pardon Sookie?" Bill said confused.

"Nothing, Sooks just being a giddy little girl again. You ready to go Bill?"

"After you, ladies," He said opening the door for us.

"Always the gentleman," Sookie said after passing him.

"He's only doing it to get in your pants Sook..." I said behind her. She hit my hand and we all laughed... good times.

We arived at the sheriffs house and me and Sookie were greeted by a fugly looking man. He turned up his nose at us, and after explaining Eric had hired us he looked even more unamused. We walked into the living room and then were greeted by Eric and a female vampire named Isabel. She's so pretty.

"You should have told me eric hired fucking humans, Isabel."

"The feelings mutual, in all honesty I wish Eric had told us we'd be dealing with a complete brain-dead, dick. But you know what, I don't think I could have prepared myself for what an asshole you actually are," Boom...!

"Sweetie,"

"Tayla," Bill and Sookie both glared at me... Damn... get rid of the rents and they just get replaced.

"I couldn't tell you stan. You've been off on your own for day," Probably hitting up all the gay bars... I thought to myself. Sookie giggled beside me and I felt pretty satisfied with myself.

"Are you certain Godric was abducted by the fellowship?" Eric said whilst walking around behind us, I'll never get used to that.

"Yes,"

"No," Stan and Isabel said at the exact same time, that was kinda cool...

"They're the only ones with the organisation and manpower,"

But, they're amateurs. It doesn't make any sense. This is Godric we're talking about, 2000 years old," Wow he is frigging ancient!

"Old don't make you smart,"

"You are a prime example of that aren't you Stan..." I said in a whisper to no-one in particular. Next thing I know I'm flat against the wall with Stan on top of me, ewww.

"What'd you say?"

"So not only are you old and stupid you're also deaf, good to know,"

"Let go of her now, Stan," Isabel said behind him.

"Well aren't you fiesty? Tell me, are you anyones?" He said sniffing my hair.

"Unlike you, things other than my own hand like me. Get off of me you stupid, dumb, fuck," Bill ran up behind him and tried to pry him off of me, but Stanny-boy just kept still. For frick sake, get off of me.

"You shouldn't touch what isn't yours Stan," Eric said behind him. Stan let go of me and I composed my posture, stupid idiot vampire. I brushed myself off and wiped my hands all over Erics chest.

"You can have Stan's germs," I said before walking back to where Sookie and Bill were standing.

"Look if they've got Godric, I'll hear it. That's my job!" Sookie said after all the commotion.

"There's no reason to wait. We need to take these fanatics down. Full-out attack. Exterminate them, like the vermin they are, leave no trace,"

"Hm. Vampire-hating church annihilated. Wonder who did it? Fucking brilliant," Wow Isabel is awesome.

"I doubt the king of Texas would approve the destruction or our international political agenda," Bill said, I turned to Eric, who looked like he was about to kill someone. I walked over to where he was standing quietly.

"You okay?" I whispered even softer than before, in an almost inaudible tone.

"Fine," He said, his eyes still not moving from the discussion in front of us.

"Fuck that. The great revelation is the biggest mistake we ever made,"

"Don't use Godric to make your own little power play,"

"You're completely incompetent!" Eric yelled at them from beside me.

"What's happened to Godric that he surrounds himself with clowns?" These aren't clowns... clowns are scary...

"We invited you as a courtesy. This is not your territory, you have no voice here,"

"Yeah sheriff. Why don't you run on back to Louisiana? We don't need you or your puppetts," Fuck it, I'm punishing Stan. I clenched my fist into a ball and focused all my energy on him. He began to wobble, and then collapsed on the ground, spewing out black liquid. I'm so glad I didn't take my Pill today.

"We aren't going anywhere you dick," I said unclenching my hand. I turned around to see Eric looking at my hand. No-one else had noticed it, which was lucky because Sookie didn't even know what I can do.

"What we need is a plan," I spoke up again. Everyone looked at me a questionable look.

"I have a plan," Stan said trying to get back up to his feet. I clenched my fist again and same as before, he coughed up the dark liquid. I felt someone grab my hand and I unclenched it immediately. My hand was no being held up by him in front of everyone. I looked at him, shit, was I not supposed to do that. There was a blank stare and then it turned in to a smirk. He clenched my hand tightly and I smiled back at him, resuming what I was doing to Stan before. No-one else seemed to notice except Eric.

"What the hell did you do today Stan?" Isabel questioned him.

"Nothing, I swear!" Eric dropped my hand and I unclenched it accordingly.

"Maybe you drank someone with Hepatitis D," Bill said clearing my name. I stopped looking at Eric and focused on the people in front of me again.

"Besides Stan, your plan isn't a plan... It's a movie,"

"It's not a movie, it's a war," Wow I want to kill that dick. He coughed up the last of the liquid and stood up again.

"Idiots," Eric breathed before walking away, presumably to calm down. After about 5 minutes of Stan and Isabel arguing I got bored and I walked over to the couch and sat down.

"We take them all out at once, pre-emptive strike,"

"Of course, so the federal government can bomb us back to the middle ages,"

"Heh, things were better then,"

"Then go back to Romania and live in a cave, you ranchero poser,"

"Can you both please shut the fuck up! If I wanted to hear people moaning and whining about this kinda shit I would have stayed home!" I screamed abruptly. At the same time Eric threw a Vase at the wall. Me and Sookie may not be on the same wave-length be me and Eric? We are the wave-length.

"Godric has protected you! Made you rich, and you stand here spitting and scratching like infants,"

"Don't any of you care that there's a traitor in your midst?" I said still practically screaming. I get like this if I haven't had my pill, easily aggravated and annoyed, at least for the first few hours.

"no"

"Impossible," Both Stan and Isabel said.

"Someone tried to kidnap me from the airport," Sookie said standing up.

"You were the only ones who knew that she was coming,"

"Explain," Eric said walking closer to them, steaming.

"Unless it was you..."

"Unless it was you!"

"If you guys even think about arguing any more I will personally stake both of you. I have a plan okay? So both of you shut the fuck up and sit down!" I screamed... still. Bill looked stunned, as did Sookie. Eric... he looked kinda proud.

"Sookie and me are infiltrating the fellowship of the sun, okay?"

"Absolutely not!" Bill said looking at me and then to Sookie.

"Let her speak," Eric walked closer towards me as the sentence left his mouth.

"No, Bunny you are not going to go there! They'll kill you!" Sookie protested.

"I'll go, by myself. Bill glamoured the kidnapper, no one knows who I am. I'll join the church and check out their thoughts,"

"No, I refuse letting both of you go. Let alone only you Sookie. During the day, non of us can help you,"

"It'll only take a little while. Really Bill, It's simple."

"Sookie you're not going without me! It was my mother-fucking plan!"

"Watch, your tone! And besides sweetie if anyone hurt you, your parents would kill me,"

"Waste of time, when we could drink them all. I want no part of this," Stan said before walking out the door. Dick. There was a silence and then Isabel spoke.

"There's no easier way to find out if they're involved," Isabel said nervously.

"If it leads us to Godric, we'll do it. The decision is made,"

"A few words," Bill said to Eric as they left the room. Leaving me and Sookie alone with Isabel. I think I should apologise...

"I'm sorry Isabel, I was kind of a bitch to you," I said rubbing the back of my neck. I was so embarrassed by my behaviour.

"Stan is just such a moron... It got to me," I confessed. She smiled at me and walked over.

"Stan is a moron, and his plan was barbaric, I can see why you would get annoyed," Me and Sookie stood by the couch and Isabel was in front of us. There was an awkward silence for a little bit... then Isabel spoke up again, filling the void.

"Tell me, Sookie. How goes your human-vampire relationship?" Sookie smiled awkwardly at her and then turned her head... okay then... guess I'll make conversation.

"Her and Bill are as thick as thieves. You involved with anyone Isabel?"

"Yes, actually. I am dating a human, called Hugo. He is the sweetest man I know,"

"Well, he must be lovely, in order to get someone as important as you," Isabel laughed and nodded her head.

"Tell me, Tayla. Are you involved with anyone at the moment?"

"Yeah... no... but honestly, can't blame em, I'm a frigging mess,"

"You seem like a nice girl... when you are not screaming..."

"Yeah... sorry about that... I uhmm... forgot to take my anxiety pills. So stupid," I said and laughed. That wasn't exactly a lie... the pills did help my moods, matter of fact they made me as giddy as could be.

"It is fine, as I said before, all us forgiven," She smiled at me and then Eric and Bill walked back in. After that we all went our separate ways. well, we separated from Isabel atleast. I walked outside and was stopped by someone tugging at my hand. It was Eric.. damnit... I kind hoped I didn't have to talk about it with him.

"I would like to chat with miss Lawrence in private," Eric said. Sookie looked at me as if asking me if I wanted to, in return I nodded.

"I'll meet you guys back at the hotel or something," Sookie and Bill walked off into the night, leaving me and Eric standing here.

"So... what do you want to chat about?"

"How did you do that?"

"Do what?"

"Stupid and blonde doesn't suit you, now answer me,"

"I don't know how I do it... I can just do it okay? It's not like I can explain it. Can you explain how your teeth click out of... how you can live off blood and only blood?"

"What other powers do you posses?"

"Like I said before, I'm not comfortable with discussing it with a stranger. Especially one that I don't trust," A silence filled the cold air and Eric looked at me up and down.

"What is your definition of a trusting person?"

"One that doesn't lie to me, doesn't tell people what I've said. Someone that I can tell everything to and not even remotely worry about them using it against me," I looked up at Erics eyes, a beautiful blue. He starred down at me, contemplating his next move. He mumbled something and then looked at me more intently.

"Sorry, what did you say?"

"Nevermind, we should get you back to the hotel,"

"Yes, we should," And after I said that Eric grabbed me into his arms and off we shot, straight up into the sky... since when can vampires frigging fly! I screamed a little and clasped onto Eric for dear life. If he fucking drops me I'll kill him! We landed at the doors of the hotel. I practically jumped out of his hands and collapsed on the ground, after fixing up my hair of course.

"Since when can vampires fucking fly!" I screamed in his face.

"Not every vampire can fly, just like not every human can sing. My maker taught me how to,"

"Well... remind me to yell at your making for teaching you that," I said, trying to catch my breath. Eric chuckled and helped me up off of the ground.

"I could teach you a few things..." He said looking over me, checking me out. He threw his hands around my waist and pulled me closer. He rubbed my back with one of his hands... it felt nice... I needed a massage. wait... ew...!

"No thanks," I said pulling away and walking to my room.

"Meet me in the bar," He called out after me. pfft yeah right. I went to my room and got changed into my PJ's. This time, it was just a white singlet and some short shorts. I went to my bedroom and I tried to sleep, but alas, fate is cruel. I got bored of waiting and walked down to the bar, as is. I'd stay there for maybe a few seconds and then leave to go to sleep, annoying Eric when I left... damn I'm awesome.

I walked into the bar and saw Eric feeding off some poor human chick. They were talking about how Eric didn't like feeding off the willing... well that's a little concerning...

"Stop... get off of me you-you sick... bloodsucking bastard!" Wow she is a great actor! Not.. I walked up to them and began to clap, really excitedly.

"Best performance ever! You should totally be in movies!" She smiled at me proudly and eyed Eric... she obviously doesn't get the concept of sarcasm. Eric looked annoyed at her and her smile faded.

"Of you go," he stated and handed the girl a giant wad of money. The girl trotted away with the money and I sat down next to Eric.

"glad to see you made it, even if you were 30 minutes late. Can I just say, I'm flattered you'd wear such skimpy clothing, just to see me,"

"Oh bite me Eric..."

"If that is an invitation, it is one I would gladly accept," He said smuggly... grr I want to rip his pretty face off.

"how much money did you give her anyways?" I whispered to his ear. seriously, here I am saving up for a house, working at a friggin restaurant and this chick just walked away with a whole months wage just by getting bitten... cow!

"Why would that matter? Are you actually considering me biting you for than money?"

"hey... I bust my hump working at a frigging restaurant almost everyday, dealing with stupid dick head customers, and make just over $200 bucks a week... she just got like $1000 from... you taking what... a sip of blood. That's so fucking unfair! I wonder if they're hiring here or something..." I looked around the room drastically and then turned back to Eric. He was still looking smug... maybe even smugger.

"What?"

"You could be my personal little blood bag... if you like,"

"Hell no, I don't need no sugar daddy, besides if I were to do that, you'd probably just screw me over anyways,"

"The only way I'd screw you over would be excellently after you begged me to," well I walked straight into that one.

"Eww... that's gross... eww now you made me picture it!" I said putting my hands over my face... ewww. He gave a light chuckle and relaxed in his chair. After repressing that memory I removed my hands and continued on with the conversation.

"What were you and the 'blood donor' talking about anyways?" I said playing dumb.

"I was telling her how unfulfilling feeding from the willing is,"

"I guess after what, 300 years of drinking from the unwilling the willing just... don't put on a great show,"

"1000 years.. roughly,"

"I'm sorry what?"

"1000 years of feeding from the struggling... not 300,"

"oh my gosh... you're like ancient! And i thought Billiam was old..." Eric laughed at that, gosh I know I'm hilarious.

"So... Godrics.. 2000 years old..?"

"Yes.. why?"

"So Godrics older than you... old enough to.. I don't know... be your maker?"

"Well aren't you smart,"

"Considering I graduated school when I was 16... you'd hope so, otherwise our education system is fucked up. So that's why you dragged my cuz do Dallas? To find your maker?"

"You graduated school when you were 16?"

"Stop avoiding the question Northman..." There was a silence between us... and Eric glared at me a little upset (I could tell, he'd never admit that).

"Yes, I hired your cousin in hopes she would help me find my maker," He looked down and he seemed embarrassed about admitting he needed my cousins help. I didn't really know what to say, if I were a cold heartless cow I would have made fun of him. But it didn't feel right... and besides he could tear my head off...

"Well... he's lucky, having someone as loyal as you as his progeny," I smiled at him sweetly and he gave a smirk. Yepp i just boosted his ego... again...

"You are very good with words,"

"And yet my parents hate my guts..."

"You are not exactly what I would have pictured if I had know Sookie had a cousin..."

"Yeah, considering Sookies all sundresses and talking nicely and more like angelic then anything. I suppose you wouldnt exactly imagine her cousin as Luna Lovegood on crack," Okay so I was being a little modest... lets face it... Luna Lovegood on crack would be creepy and sweet at the same time, I on the other hand was just frigging weird...

"I'm going to leave no... besides it looks like you have company," I said nodding towards the brunette haired vampire in a purple dress.

"That would be wise," The lady said and I smiled at her as I walked past. I went to my room and collapsed on my bed, completely forgetting to take my pill. Shit... I was going to regret that.

Isn't this a lovely big chapter for you! truth be told I've partially written some of the next. (either way you vote the thing I wrote will happen :P) So... here goes nothing I suppose... our options!

A) Tayla goes to the church to help Sook after she senses she's in trouble (on her own).

B) She gets muddled up in the whole, 'Bill and Lorena' thing.

C)She goes with Eric to the church

Tadaa! Hope you guys vote... like I said before I'm a little uncertain about doing this actually, so if I don't get any votes then I'll stop... 2 votes for next chapter y'all!