It was a seemingly normal day for Heavy in the land of Gorge, the map created by Mr. Person Man at Valve. The Heavy's gun, Natasha, had slaughtered many people and made them explode.
"It is good day to be alive" Heavy said. He suddenly got hungry.
"Where is my sandvich?" Heavy asked a passing Blu scout and the scout responded with:
"Make it yaself, fatty"
This got the Heavy very quite indubitably angered.
"Now is good time to run, coward!" Heavy said.
"NO!" The scout yelled, and proceeded to hit Heavy with his baseball bat, but not before Heavy killed him.
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, a wardrobe with an Engineer's face on it appeared on top of the Scout's dead body.
"Where does dis lead, Engineer? Heavy asked inquisitively.
"This here teleporter leads you to the land of 2Fort. It's a magical land where- SENTRY DOWN!" The Engineer said, and the transmission between the face and the Heavy was soon diminished, and Heavy ran through the portal.
After an hour of sitting and doing absolutely nothing, Heavy got up. He saw an Engineer contemplating his derivable situation with a Demoman who laughed and drank his stuff. He ran over to the two while yelling "Pootis!" The Engineer looked at Heavy with a smile, and the Demoman just died screaming. The Engineer said a quick Thanks, before Heavy could devour him with a quick "Nom". The Heavy then performed a scan around the perimeter, and found that he had stumbled upon the habitat of the wild Soldier.
"Heavy, I know you just got here and all, but grab my face!" Soldier said.
The Heavy looked at the Soldier defiantly, grabbed onto his face, rearranged his grip, and with a quick scream, Soldier said "Adventure", and the two were off on an adventure to see just WHO sapped the Wardobineer's sentry.
After a long adventure, the two ended up at Gorge, but 2Fortia style. The Heavy was ecstatically happy, so he smiled as wide as he could. The Soldier asked Heavy if he was okay, and a man named Francis appeared out of nowhere. He patched Heavy up, and with a quick Thanks, the two jumped in the air for a victory split. Just then, the Heavy fell down, and Francis noticed the most feared creature in all of 2fortia, aside from the Stupendous Spy from the France. He noticed the Louis.