Third, you should; Know when to call her sexy, but also when to call her beautiful.
"Hey there good lookin', what's a sexy thang like y—ow!"
"Pfft!" You clamped both hands on your mouth as you stare mockingly at your friend who gently rubbed his abused cheek with a pout as he looks at the girls' back before sending you a heart hearted glare as he watched your burst into laughter. "Hahahahaha! Serve ya right!"
The dyed blonde-haired boy sighed, before walking over to the swing-set as you laughed your ass off as you begun swinging – something extremely dangerous, but he did not doubt you could not handle a simple fall; you were his 'right-hand woman' after all – and shook his head.
"Now, how do you suggest I approach a girl? Hmm~?"
You deadpanned. "After a few years knowing me, you stilldon't know how to approach a girl? Sheesh!"
"You are not exactly what I call a girl. Moreover, you watch too much of that anime – KHR, was it? – and you act like that Hayato dude when it comes to fighting!" Kida pouted, pumping his legs in the air for about five seconds before he started to go back and forth on the swing.
(He was able to evade the shoe that was flying towards his head in time. "Asshole!")
(After calming down a bit, but still slightly insulted,) you huffed and frowned before taking a moment to think of a proper answer – lord knows you tend to blurt out unnecessary things when provoked – before taking a glance at the bored blonde that awaited his 'right-hand women's' reply and snorted.
"Well, first of all, most girls our age like being called pretty– not 'sexy thang,' and after you get to know them well enough – hey! I had this conversation with you before!" You exclaimed, sending your blonde friend a menacing glare and scowled at that 'innocent' face of his. "Remember what I told you!"
Masaomi Kida merely only laughed before jumping off the swing and take off, not really in the mood for getting 'punished' by his [H/C] girl friend.
'Ah~ [Name], you truly are a honest beauty~'
Failure, I know. OH! Happy New Years, everyone! :)