Author's Note: More guidelines! Woot woot! Sorry it took so long, but coming up with these things is HARD!
Rule #26. Don't mention Peter Jackson's arachnophobia.
(Not only will they ask who Peter is, but they will also ask about arachnophobia.)
(And you will find out Frodo also has this problem…especially with large spiders.)
Rule #27. Do not start singing a drinking song around Merry and Pippin.
(…Do I even need to explain about this one, people?)
Rule #28. Don't let Mr. Gibbs speak about his superstitions.
(Especially the ones concerning women.)
(Eowyn slapped him across the face after a few of them.)
Rule #29. Do not start singing the song "John Williams is the Man."
(Everyone thought it was entertaining…until the last bit.)
(JOHN WILLIAMS IS THE MAN!)
(Legolas and Jack gave May and me some very confused and hurt looks. When they realized we weren't serious, they got mad.)
(He really is the man, though, so THERE!)
Rule #30. Never explain to Jack about Bloody Mary.
(Mysteriously, every mirror on the Black Pearl and in Minas Tirith disappeared within the week.)
(We later found out Jack had thrown them off a cliff.)
(Gibbs really let him have it with the bad luck speech then.)
Rule #31. Never hide Jack's rum.
(He was fine for an hour. The he started suffering from withdrawal.)
(By the end of the day, he was rocking in the corner of the cabin with his thumb in his mouth.)
(Once again, blackmail material!)
Rule #32. Do not yell out randomly, "Blaahh, I am a kraken from the sea!"
(Poor Jack…in case you haven't noticed, I enjoy torturing my husband.)
(Love you, honey!)
Rule #33. Do not sneak up behind Legolas and whisper, "I know what you did last summer."
(May, that was not a good idea!)
("I-I-that thing with the chambermaid never happened!")
(Ooh, May was mad! I'm talking "You're sleeping with Arod for a week!" mad.)
Rule #34. Never ask Jack how many women he was with before he married me.
("I lost count after forty.")
("Jack, you're sleeping with Pintel and Ragetti for a week!")
(By the second night, he was on his knees saying, "Please, I'd rather go back to the Locker than sleep with them again!")
Rule #35. Don't have Legolas and Jack have a contest to see who is better.
(They were pretty evenly matched…until the archery contest came.)
(Jack cheated. The idiot pulled out his pistol!)
(…still hit the bullseye, though…)
A./N.: If anyone has any ideas for more guidelines, please either submit them in reviews or PM me ASAP! Btw, we accept anonymous reviews, but please make up a name so that we can congratulate you for your guidelines!