7On the first day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
A young kid who won't quit stalking me!
On the second day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Two Ophelias playing,
And that kid who won't quit stalking me!
On the third day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
And that kid who won't quit stalking me!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Four enforcers sent to kill Teresa,
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
And that kid who won't quit stalking me!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Fiiiivvvveeee awakened beeeeiiinnnngssss!
Four enforcers sent to kill Teresa,
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
And that kid is still stalking me!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Six Rubels creeping,
Fiiiivvvveeee awakened beeeeiiinnnngssss!
Four enforcers sent to kill Teresa,
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
Why is that kid still stalking me?
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Seven weeping Yoma,
Six Rubels creeping,
Fiiiivvvveeee awakened beeeeiiinnnngssss!
Four enforcers sent to kill Teresa,
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
Raki stop stalking me!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Eight Yoma running,
Seven of them weeping,
Six Rubels creeping,
Fiiiivvvveeee awakened beeeeiiinnnngssss!
Four enforcers sent to kill Teresa,
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
That kid BETTER stop stalking me!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Nine Claymores chasing,
Eight Yoma running,
Seven of them weeping,
Six Rubels creeping,
Fiiiivvvveeee awakened beeeeiiinnnngssss!
Four enforcers sent to kill Teresa,
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
Raki you better stop stalking me!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Ten stupid bandits,
Nine Claymores chasing,
Eight Yoma running,
Seven of them weeping,
Six Rubels creeping,
Fiiiivvvveeee awakened beeeeiiinnnngssss!
Four enforcers sent to kill Teresa,
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
I can't see the kid, is he still stalking me?
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Eleven Villagers wailing,
Ten stupid bandits,
Nine Claymores chasing,
Eight Yoma running,
Seven of them weeping,
Six Rubels creeping,
Fiiiivvvveeee awakened beeeeiiinnnngssss!
Four enforcers sent to kill Teresa,
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
Oh my God there he is!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Organization sent to me:
Twelve swords-a swinging,
Eleven Villagers wailing,
Ten stupid bandits,
Nine Claymores chasing,
Eight Yoma running,
Seven of them weeping,
Six Rubels creeping,
Fiiiivvvveeee awakened beeeeiiinnnngssss!
Four enforcers sent to kill Teresa,
Three terrified people,
Two Ophelias playing,
*Sigh* And that kid who is STILL stalking meeeeeee!
Merry Christmas!
~Clare Ranked 47 in the Organization.
P.S. That kid is still stalking her to this day.
Author's Notes: lol Couldn't resist. Credit goes to my younger brother RoaringLeo for coming up with the idea of this parody, and never ceases to amuse me with his different parodies for this classic Christmas song.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Update: I've been asked recently about the Two Ophelias playing part in this parody. I wish to make this very clear: It is NOT anything to do with Yuri! I don't know how people can think that with a simple phrase but it's creepy!
The verse means that Ophelia has either a clone or a twin and they are playing their demented game of cutting someone to pieces. If you haven't watched or read Claymore, I highly recommend doing so, if only to understand this verse.