The crowd was roaring as Dethklok took the stage, two people had already been killed. Amy had no idea why she had let Scott and Julie drag her there. "Those damn Metal heads are going to get me killed." Amy sighed deeply, it didn't really matter that she had spoken out loud because her words were lost in the mob. She looked on to the stage and saw the lead singer flipping off the crowd, which they seemed to love. The bassist, a fat and grotesque looking Neanderthal, took the opportunity to urinate on the crowd below him. Amy took a step back in disgust.
The man behind Amy tripped her and threw her over. She hadn't realized that going to see some dinky metal band would get her trampled. Amy shrieked as a woman kicked her in the face, "MURDERFACE! HAVE MY BABIES!" Blood was now pouring freely from Amy's mouth and she had to get out of there, she found the opportunity to get up but then a man fell on her.
Well, most of a man.
Amy screamed as a dismembered head fell in her lap. The owner of the head was rolling down the lawn and tripping several people. A man dressed like an executioner grabbed Amy and fled toward the stage. The man was split in half by a live wire and Amy fell back to the ground. She looked up in terror as people were getting trampled and dismembered. She whipped her head around toward the stage and saw the band playing. A woman who was on fire was crawling towards Amy and screaming, "HELP ME! OH DEAR GOD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!". Amy shrieked in horror and crawled onto the stage, up and away from the dying people. She buried her head in between her legs and sobbed.
The band stopped playing when a man, who was on fire, crawled on stage and the rhythm guitarist threw up. A man in an executioner outfit arrived to throw the man offstage and the rhythm guitarist ran and tripped over Amy, hitting his head on the platform. The lead guitarist walked over to Amy and scoffed, "Stupids Tokis always makings a mess about things. I can'ts even play throughs one setslists without hims messings ups." Amy looked up at the tall blonde man, the only thing she could say was, "You're not from around here, are you?" He scoffed again, " Maybes you has not heards of mees, I ams Skwisgaar Skiwgelf and I ams zeh lead guitar of Dethkolk. Or haves you comes to our concerts withouts knowings zat?" Amy shook her head and wiped blood from around her lips, " I don't really listen to metal." Skwisgaar scoffed again, " doesn't listens to metal! Don'ts makes me laugh! Hey Toki! This girls don'ts listens to metals!" Toki's unconscious body lay there, with blood gathering around it. " I think you should get him to a doctor!" Amy got up and rushed to his side. Skwisgaar turned around and started to walk away, "I don'ts wants to spoils him you know! I gots him a candies dish and I thinks that's enoughs for one weeks, don'ts yous?" Amy shook the unconscious man and started calling out for help.
The band's manager had let Amy stay with Toki after she agreed to be chaperoned by several "Klokateer" at all times. This was after the fact that she had saved his life by being obnoxiously loud and hysterical (Eventually a doctor had heard her and helped Toki wake up after a full 3 minutes of unconsciousness). Toki was fine, for the most part, but his concussion kept him rather loopy.
Toki was babbling about his Deddybear in a similar accent to Skwisgaar's " I has a deddiesbear! he's so cute anf fluffies! You shoulds see him pretty ladies!" Amy smiled and patted his leg, she didn't know what to make of this random childishness. "Okay Toki, I'll let you show it to me later." Toki looked dazed, " Deddybears is a he I thinks." With that, Toki fell back into his pillow.
The remaining members of Dethklok were hiding behind the door frame, trying to peek into the room. Pickles whispered, " Hey Nathan, who do you think that broad is?" "Damnit I don't know! She's probably his girlfriend or something!" Nathan growled angrily. " Well that's nice, why don't the broads go after me when I get hurt on stage!" ( I don't feel like writing out his lisp, sorry XD)
"Murderface, just shut the hell up!"
"Thats wasn'ts verys nice Pickle!"
"Dude! Just Shut the hell up!"
Nathan grunted loudly at them and Pickles flailed his arms, trying to hit Murderface.
Amy had limped over to the quarreling band mates and had leaned against the door frame. "I'm not his girlfriend, just concerned." Skwisgaar wheeled around to face her, " Ohs yeah? Why ares yous concerned you golds diggings whore? Tryings to takes our Tokis aways?" Amy started laughing madly, disarming Skwisgaar, "Oh please! It was just my fault he tripped and BESIDES! I didn't even know Dethklok existed until a week ago!"
Pickles looked at her incredulously, "How the hell do you not know Dethklok exists?"
"Yeah! We're like the world's 7th largest . . . something . . ." Nathan started mumbling to himself.
Amy blushed, " I just don't like metal, sorry"