I took a piece of jellied toast from the pile and watched as my brother fell down the stairs. "Fail…Tsuna…epic fail." I said. "Hey…who's that?" I asked and looked at the young person standing in front of Tsuna. He wore a black suit and a fedora hat. "Ciaossu!" He said. "Was he always there?" I asked and bit into the toast. "So," He said. "You're Tsuna?" My brother nodded. "Well, yeah, I'm Tsuna." He said. The baby stayed firm as my brother examined him, top to bottom. "From now on, I'll be taking care of you." I snorted as I bit into the toast again. "Wait," Tsuna said. "Who is this baby?" He looked at me. "Is this your idea of a joke?" I shook my head and swallowed my toast. "I had nothing to do with…that." I said. "Don't worry, "No-Good Tsuna"." The baby said. I laughed. Tsuna stood there, mouth ajar. "How do you know my nickname?" He asked. "Gathering information is a basic skill, Tsuna." The baby said. My brother growled. "Stop saying "Tsuna, Tsuna" like some big-shot! I have a REAL name, and it's Sawada Tsunayoshi!" Tsuna said. "I don't want to be called Tsuna by some baby like you!" Then, the funniest thing happened. The baby KICKED Tsuna.
Carol: JORDAN! Get off that stupid computer right now! The show's about to start!
Jordan: it's not stupid!
Miri: hey, is Georgia here?
Georgia : *sniffle * yeah, I'm here...
Carol: Great! Now we can begin!
Hello, and welcome to the third episode of 'A Game Show to Remember'! This is a very special episode! Can anyone guess why? *crickets * That's right! We, for the first time, have a hostage! Everyone, meet Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III!
Georgia: What's wrong with you? Hey, since when do we have a hostage? We could be arrested!
Carol: to all our viewers; please, don't call the cop's on us! I'm too young to go to jail!
Hiccup: where y-y-you here, y-ya know, l-l-last time?
Georgia: nope, I was home, sick!
Jordan: dude, are you blushing? *whacks Hiccup upside the head *
Carol: Good! We don't show weakness on this show, unless we're being severely tortured!
Miri: so, do we get to bring out the eels yet, they're getting antsy!
Carol: sure! Go get um'!
*Miri goes and gets the eels and pours them from their tank to a big gully like thing, filled with water *
Jordan: luck dude! Hope you can swim! *throws Hiccup into the water *
Carol: well, now that that's dealt with, do we have any dares?
Jordan: yes, yes we do! We have ONE dare!
Georgia: just one? I was expecting a better turn-out...
Carol: so, who's it from?
Jordan:1CursedAngel, um, yeah...
Lilly: *now waking up * who's that?
Carol: finally up, I see...
Lilly: wait! Did the show already start? Miri! Why didn't you wake me up?
Miri: never trust a seven year old...
Lilly: well, so what did I miss?
Jordan: we threw Hiccup in a pit full of eels-
Miri: electric eels...
Jordan: and now I'm reading off a dare!
Jordan: well, it's for Beast, and some weird dude that I've never heard of before...
Georgia: *sniffle * here, let me see... oh! I know him! That's Spock! From my dad's ship!
Jordan: and my brother...
Georgia: Spock's your brother?
Jordan: no, no, the other guy..
Carol: girls, I hate to disappoint, but both of these guys will probably be from different story time-lines... again...
Lilly: the life of an original character...
Carol: so, what does it say?
Jordan: they have to ballroom dance together...
Carol: well, that sounds exciting! I'll get them on here, Lilly, find our romantic CD!
Lilly: yes sir!
Carol: I heard that!
*presses magic button, then switch on the floor, and both men appear *
Carol: okay! Since this episode is kind of aging on, let's kick it up a notch! Begin dancing!
*music turns on *
Beast: why would I dance with a complete stranger?
Georgia: because if you don't, bad things will happen! *holds up knife, again *
*the two men begin uncomfortably ballroom dancing *
Miri: 1CursedAngel, thank you! This has got to be the most awkward thing I've ever seen in my life!
Carol: good job boys, keep going a little longer... so, anything else?
Jordan: um, it's one for me?
Jordan: yeah, it says, I have to read a yaoi fan fiction...
Carol: does anyone here know what that means?
Hiccup: I DO! I'LL TELLYOU IF YOU LET ME OUT! PLEASE LET ME OUT!
Jordan: you're still ALIVE?
Georgia: why wouldn't he be alive?
Jordan: um... *evil grim *
Miri: hey! That's my grin!
Jordan: shut up runt...
Carol: Georgia, go get the rope and pull him out!
*goes over to Hiccup with the rope *
Hiccup: *now climbing up * thank Thor!
Georgia: here, *helps him up, only to have him trip, fall on her, and "accidentally" kiss her on the lips *
Hiccup: I'm so sorry!
Georgia: no, it's... fine...
*both blushing *
Georgia: so, what's a yaoi?
Hiccup: well, it's (whisper, whisper)
Georgia: oh goodness!
Carol: so, what is it?
Georgia: um, you don't want to know...
Lilly: you'll tell us later, right?
Georgia: sure... so can we let Hiccup go?
Miri: what? Never!
Carol: I guess we have to... Hiccup, your free to go..
Hiccup: YES! *turns to Georgia * bye..
Georgia: come here! *grabs him into a hug *
*Hiccup returns that hug with a soft kiss *
Hiccup: don't tell Astrid...
Georgia: if you don't tell Semak...
Carol: okay, bye bye! *pushes button and hiccup vanishes *
well, guys, you can stop dancing and go home now...
*both men rip away from each other immediately *
Spock: that was highly illogical...
Carol: well, bye bye! *presses another button and those two vanish *
Alright! With Jordan reading her dirty fan fictions-
Jordan: oh! Come on! This is just sick! Eep!
Carol: and that concludes our third episode of this wonderful game show, so please review and give us more ideas, if not for me, do if for Miri, she just loves torture...
Lilly: Georgia and Hiccup sitting in a tree-
Georgia: shut up!
Carol: so you found yourself a little diaphragm contraction? You guys make a cute couple, but I don't think Semak would like to loose his girl to a toothpick...
Georgia: everybody, shut UP! Ya know what, I'm going home! Goodnight!
Carol: and with that, see you all next time, and a special thanks to 1CursedAngel for helping us out!
so, got any ideas, review them to me! We neeeeeeedddd it! Also, a shout out to 1CursedAngel, because the piece up at the top that Jordan was reading was written by her too! Please review! Night people! Peace!