Warning: This fiction is all dialogue
Except for the non-dialogue parts :L but anyways, this is a crossover between Kuroshitsuji, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, and Soul eater. I threw myself and my friend Evana in there too. :3 Hope you enjoy this crack fic, cuz I made it up in what? 10 minutes? I was throwing random s**t into it as I went along and my friends got a kick out of it :L (I'm Connie, and my friend is Evana)
Ciel: Ok ENOUGH SEBASTIAN GET US OUT OF HERE
Sebastian: I can't! there are too many fangirls!
Ciel: Just kill them
Sebatian: But they're giving me cats!
Alphonse: *running in from no-where* CAAAAATS
Edward: *chasing after al* NOT AGAIN COME BACK HERE
Alphonse and Sebastian: *cuddling cats*
Kyouya: *taking notes* Those two would also make quite good profits.
Haruhi: Is that ALL you care about? Don't you think this is a little strange...
*crowd of fangirls staring straight as Haruhi*
Haruhi: uuuuuuh *eyebrow twitch*
Sebastian: *picks up cat* THIS ONES BLACK YAAAAAAAAY
Ciel: PUT THE DAMNED CAT DOWN
Sebastian: 3 no
Ciel: YEEES PLEEEEEAAASE
Sebastian: 3 no
Excalibur: *drinking tea*
back to the action then-
Hikaru and Kaoru: Can we leave.
Hani: I need to get back to my cake
Haruhi and tamaki: *gone*
Hikaru: Where'd they go?
Kaoru: *raising eyebrows creepily*
everyone: looks up
*giant shadow* *shadow shrinks as out walks-
Winry: *normal size* EDO WHERE ARE YOU?
Edward: *stuck in the arms of many many fangirls*
Winry: you...BASTARD *throws wrench*
Edward: *spewing blood* AAAAAKALDJSKDJLFJKSDJFKJFKLD
Alphonse: BROTHER! oh well- BACK THE KITTIES
Sebastian: TEH KITTEHS
Winry: *Running away crying*
Edward: Wait! Winry! *pushes fangirls away* ((oh my god I just typed fangrils XD))
Death the Kid: *flying by on Beelzebub* What is happening here? IT'S COMPLETE CHAOS
Group of fangirls: *jumps onto Death the Kid and creating a giant pile*
Patty: Ha ha ha!
Liz: Oi Kiiiiid.
Random horse: LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE MULTIPLYING ((rofl I don't know why a horse))
Fangirls: *randomly appearing from no-where* *growing in numbers*
Connie: he he he *slapped*
Ciel: *the one who slapped Connie* IT'S YOU. YOU'RE THE CAUSE OF ALL OF THIS
Connie: *pointing to Evana* shestartedit *stupid smile*
Evana: *putting hands up* I didn't do anything.
Connie: YES YOU DID YOU STARTED ME OFF ON THIS CRAZY TANGENT.
Edward: *coming back in with hair ruffled carrying Winry on his back*
Alphonse: *shakes head and puts kitty down*
Sebastian: YAY MORE FOR ME
Alphonse: Ed...why is Winry on your back asleep.
Edward: I don't know ask her *points to Connie*
Connie: No no no, you're not in this
Hiro: Oh-ok THANK GOD
Edward: ONLY SCIENCE
Roy: You really need to stop that. I mean it was MAGICAL BANANA HAIR* ((note my referance :3))
Edward: S-C-I-E-N-C-E THAT SPELLS SCIENCE.
Roy: It does?- I mean-I knew that!
Death the Kid: Too. Much. Weight.
Fangirls: LOOK HE'S DYING.
Death the Kid: *spurts blood*
Death the Kid: FINALLY. *gets up*
Black*Star: Hey you know you're bleeding right?
Soul: Dude are you ok?
Connie: Ok this is getting out of hand *nose is bleeding from seeing Death the Kid bleed* *raises hand*
Everyone else that's an anime character: NO NO NO DON'T PULL OUT THE ERASER.
Connie: What? I can't erase you that's terrible! but I can shove you all into a giant-pile-of-hot-and-awesome-anime-characters-tha t-have-tons-of-fangirls-that-are-no-longer-around- so-the-characters-will-now-be-mine with this snow plow
Everyone else except Connie and Evana: A SNOW PLOOOW?
Connie: Yes *pushes button floating in the air*
*snowplow scoops them all up*
Evana: Well that was COMPLETELY uncalled for (well except for maybe black*star...)
Connie: Yip. All in a days work :3