A/N: Hi! I am posting this for Evie because she is totally zonked! It's like 02:45 here in Queensland! Poor Evie! She had a cold yesterday and was really miserable!
Anyway, my name is Drake and I'm Evie's boyfriend! She left a note on the computer that says i have to tell you all something.
It says... 'You are all wonderful people thanks for all the reviews/favourites/alerts. I'm sorry for not updating! Blame geography! I have this stupid test coming up and i have to revise... a LOT!'
So... what she said.
Whoops! Almost forgot!
Disclaimer: I don't own twilight and neither does Evie
I am sitting in Edward's Volvo with the rest of my siblings in Forks High School.
God! It's so boring!
Edward is staring out of the window. Like I said before, FREAK!
He turns to glare at me.
Emmett is in the front, doing his History homework at the last minute. Honestly! The boy has all night to do it and can do it in a second if he wants to but he says he finds it funny doing it at human speed. I don't know how.
He never understood why we didn't laugh at his jokes. All morning, he has been trying to make me laugh. He was still trying while he was writing.
"Rosie? What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!"
"Not funny, Emmett!"
"Fine! What do you call a french man wearing sandals? Phillippe Phillop!"
I sighed. "Still not funny!"
"Talk about tough crowds! One more! What is Beethoven doing right now? Decomposing!"
"I will get you to laugh someday, Rose!" he threatened.
Alice is cuddled up with Jasper next to her. She is babbling on to me about some kind of sale at a store I've never heard of. I just tune out and think about random things.
It's never good to think about random things when you're with a mind reader. Once, Emmett and Jasper had planned a prank on Edward and they told me not to think about it. But it's really hard not to think about something when someone tells you not to think about it. It's like telling someone not to think about elephants; for the next few minutes all the person can think about is elephants.
A sudden burst of laughter shook me from my thoughts.
"Really, Rosalie? Elephants?" Edward shook his head while he spoke. "I don't know what Emmett sees in you!"
I lean forward and smack the back of his head.
"Owww!" he complained.
The bell rang and we all got out of the car. Emmett put his arm around me as we walked off to English.
We walked to the back and slid into our seats. David Quinn was already seated in front of us. Oh no! He crushed on me so bad. It was pathetic! He was so weird. He was the kind of boy that said 'hella' two summers after people stopped saying 'hella'.
He had brown hair and blue eyes. He was lanky and thin with no muscles whatsoever.
He turned around in his seat and whispered to me, "Hey, babe. How's it going?"
Emmett growled so low that David couldn't hear.
"Go away, David! I've told you before! Emmett is my boyfriend!"
"Yeah, I know! But what's he got that I don't? I mean I play for the basketball team and the football team, I got loads of muscles, I'm popular and, well, let's face it, smoking hot!" David put his finger to his shoulder and made a sssssss sound.
"If it's because I'm not all beefy like him, I don't care. I'm just as strong as him, it's just I hide my muscle."
Emmett and I laughed. There was no way he could be as strong as Emmett.
I ignored David all through the lesson.
The rest of the day went by in a flash.
I found myself in the cafeteria with my siblings before I even realized what was going on.
I looked around the hall, trying to find Isabella Swan, the famous new girl that everyone had been talking about.
"Who are they?" I heard a soft voice ask. I was sure it didn't belong to any of the students here. It must be the new girl!
"Jessica Stanley is giving the new girl, Isabella Swan, all the dirty laundry on the Cullen family." Edward said.
"I hope she's making it good! What does Isabella think?" Emmett smiled.
Edward shrugged. Wait! Shrugged! Edward always knows what people are thinking! Always!
Edward? Can you read her mind? I thought.
He looked at me and shook his head.
(A/N: I know my version of Jessica and Bella's conversation is a little different!)
I decided to listen in on Jessica's conversation with my vampire hearing.
"The blonde one, that's Rosalie Hale. She's with the dark haired on, Emmett Cullen. I'm not even sure that's legal!" Jessica told Isabella.
I smiled. Jessica always thought she knew everything.
"The pixie girl, that's Alice Cullen. She's really weird. And she's with Jasper Hale, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain."
"Who's he?" Isabella asked, motioning at Edward.
"That's Edward Cullen. He totally gorgeous but don't get your hopes up. He doesn't date."
"Are they all adopted?"
"Yeah. Jasper and Rosalie are twins though. Esme is their aunt and they came to live with her when they were about 8. Esme can't have kids though!"
"Oh." Isabella looked like she couldn't care less about Esme. She did, however, keep looking at Edward. And Edward couldn't keep his eyes off her.
Ooooooooooooooh! My baby brother's in ! I thought.
He glared at me again.
The bell rang and we walked off to our classes.
Emmett, Jasper and I had gym. We were playing dodgeball.
It's really hard playing gym if you're a vampire. You have to try and move at a human pace, pretend to have human strength and try not to be so graceful (although in some cases e.g Emmett, the not graceful part comes naturally).
I waited at the gate for Edward with Alice, Emmett and Jasper. The boys were betting on how long it took for Edward to come. Emmett's bet was 10 minutes, Jasper's was 5.
Meanwhile, Alice was talking to me and trying to figure out why Edward was late. She said he was trying to switch 6th period Biology to another time, any other time.
I thought that was quite weird. We have moved over 200 times and Edward has not complained once about school. Either Mr Banner was stupid or there really only so many times someone can repeat high school without going crazy.
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