Chapter 2, here we go! TF2 characters and other Valve references galore!

By the way, I was listening to a song calle Puzzle Battle (extended). Look it up on youtube and lkisten while reading!

Don't own anything but the story. That means Ruby will never be anything but a prissy, cuz I can't change him.

Ruby: What did you say just now?

Nothing Ruby, Nothing. KK, cu at the end of the Chapter!

Narration

"speech"

Thoughts

Writing

P.O.V. Announcement/author's note

(WARNING: This chapter contains violence and profanity.)

Ruby got off the bus about two blocks from where he had seen the teens and the…"assassins" (translation: vigilantes and deranged war veterans) go into the hotel. He rounded the corner and suddenly saw Sapphire next to him. They nodded at each other, acknowledging the presence of the other, and broke into a sprint towards the Marriott.

As soon as they entered the building, the group of mercenaries seen earlier by Ruby was standing by the front desk. Sapphire looked a bit more closely, then whispered to Ruby, "Spy sappin' mah hotel." Ruby nodded to show he understood then said, "You hold them off. I'll go get the targets and get them out." Ruby then took a fire axe off the wall and, when no one was looking, went up the elevator.

Sapphire waited until Ruby was going up, then released all the Pokemon she had on her, pulled a pistol from her jacket, and yelled, "YOU MAUTHAF*&^%RS HAVE BEEN VERY BAD LITTLE CHILDRENS. HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS, FOLKS, 'CUZ AUNTY SAPPHIRE IS HERE TO SCREW SOME SHIT UP!"

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Freddie looked out onto the oncoming traffic along the many streets.

He enjoyed the usual stillness of Vancouver. It was the perfect city to hold the convention in.

"Come help us with unpacking, FREDWARD." Sam called from the other room.

Hareta's P.O.V.

I had finally settled in the room when I was suddenly launched into yet another adventure.

After my third quest with Koya and the gang, I had decided that I would take some time off saving the world and do some travelling. Seeing that it was known as one of the best places to visit, Vancouver seemed almost perfect.

Anyways, I settled down into my chair, and there were a lot of BANGs and CRASHs coming from outside. Suddenly, the sounds were coming right outside my room.

Unable to grasp(graps? sragp? How do you spell it?) the idea of someone disturbing a hotelgoer with a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign clearly hung on the door, I ran over to the door, grabbed a baseball bat I had bought earlier that day, opened the door, hit the person outside on the head multiple times, and said, "SHADDAPPPP! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!"

When I looked at who I had hit, I was disgusted at who the person was (as well as the person looking like a troll from all the lumps and bruises I had given him): A middle-aged man with a bone saw, who looked somewhat german.

A young girl dressed like someone I knew passed by, she said, "Thanks Hareta! Now they can't heal!" before dashing down the hallway after a rather large Russian man with a gun.

Suddenly, the eyepatched African-american and American soldier looked at me with disbelief and griped, in unison, "HE TOOK OUT MEDIC!"

Next thing I knew, I was running down the hall, half because I realized that girl was my old friend Sapphire.

It was also slightly because I was being chased by two pissed of vigilantes.

End Hareta P.O.V.

o Ruby P.O.V.

I had finally found the hotel room where the teens were staying. He broke in with the fire axe. Everyone inside looked scared, but hey, Ijust broke in with a fire axe, so I don't blame them. I reassure them, "look, I know you're scared of me, but you might DIE if you stay here. What's more, we don't have time to wast-"

Suddenly, the Russian man I was worried would arrive came in. "I'M COMING FOR YOU, LITTLE BAYYYBEESSS!" he screamed at the people.

Suddenly, Sapphire came in and said, " HEY LITTLE CHILDRENS! WANNA PLAY WITH MAMA MARIANA?"as sher fired up a chainsaw. A few second later, Hareta came bursting in behind her. "Hey Sapph! How's it been-" he satred at the Russian man's belt-"-SANDWICH….."

The Russian man held up the sandwich so Hareta couldn't get it. "OHHHHNOOOO LITTLE ANNOYING MAN WANTS SANDVIIIICH! MY SANDVICH!"

"Not anymore…" Hareta said demonically.

Will Ruby and Sapph get the iCarly crew to safety?Or will Heavy succeed at his mission?

Most importantly, what's going to happen with Hareta and that sandw- I mean (heavy voice)SAAAAAANDVIIIIIICH?

These answers and more coming next chapter!

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