Momo wakes up. She sits up and looks around. 'I don't recognize this room…' she then feels a breeze. Momo looks down and blushes furiously 'Wha- WHY AM I NAKED?' she screams in her mind as she covers herself up with a blanket.
She feels movement next to her and turns her head. Her blush darkens 'Don't tell me… oh god… I'm no longer a virgin am I?' next to her lays a man with ebony hair, his pale skin almost blends in with the white sheets.
Momo looks at the floor, her clothes and his clothes are thrown everywhere in the room. Momo sighs. She carefully gets out of the bed and quickly gathers her clothes and puts them on. She garbs the door knob and exits the room, very quietly so she won't wake the unknown man. Once the door closes she turns and looks at the large condo filled with expensive items.
Momo's eyes widen 'Whoa… What am I doing having a one night stand with a man with this kind of money?' Momo thinks as she looks for her shoes. Momo finds her pearl white stilettos that match the mini white dress that she is wearing. The skin tight dress shows off her natural curves. Momo blushes again "Why am I wearing this?" Momo asks herself 'Did Rangiku make me wear this?'
Momo's stomach grumbles. Momo sighs "If only I can find my purse…" Momo mumbles as she searches for her favorite bag. She finds it and looks through it "Awh… I only have enough to get a taxi… "Momo sighs.
She looks for a pen and paper, when she finally finds one she writes a note. She places the on the kitchen counter. She looks on top of the fridge and see's a box of cereal. Momo looks at her height compared to the fridge. She slightly frowns. Momo grabs her heels and slips them on.
She then returns to the fridge and tiptoes, grabbing the box. She goes back to her height that she has with her heels. Momo sighs as she wonders where the bowls are. After opening random cabinets Momo finally finds the bowls and puts it on the counter.
Momo grabs the milk from the refrigerator and puts it onto the table. Momo pours her cereal into the bowl and then makes it float with milk.
Once she's done with the materials, she puts them away and begins to eat her cereal.
Ulquiorra groans as he sits up in bed. He opens his eyes and looks around 'Hmmm…' He stands, his blanket falls off of him, exposing his naked midsection. Ulquiorra looks down, his eyes widen 'What did I do last night?' he yells in his mind.
Ulquiorra see's his clothes scattered on the floor 'Did I randomly take off my clothes when I went to bed or….?' Ulquiorra thinks as he stares at the clothing. He collects his clothes and throws them into a pile at the side. He gets a new set of clothing, black sweats and a black tank top, and walks out of his room while scratching his head.
He hears the sink running and clanging of dishes 'Orihime?' he thinks as he walks to the kitchen.
A woman with long black hair that stops a few inches above her butt, wearing a skin tight white dress with matching heels, stands at his sink, washing the dishes she had used. Ulquiorra furrows his brows in confusion.
He see's a note on the counter and quietly grabs it. He reads it over. 'Dear guy whose house I'm in, I woke up in your bed, completely naked, and having no idea where I am. But anyways, I hope you don't mind if I use some of your stuff to eat breakfast with.'
Ulquiorra crumbles the note in his hand; the sound of the water from the sink covers the noise. Ulquiorra tosses it into the trashcan, making it. He stares at the strange woman as she continues to wash his dishes. Ulquiorra leans on the white marble island as he stares.
Music plays, a rock band that Ulquiorra knows very well. Ulquiorra watches as her hips shake to the beat. Ulquiorra was about to say something but is stopped by knocking on his door. Ulquiorra quickly goes to the door before the woman turns around after she had turned the sink off.
He opens the door, to only be punched in the face by his girlfriends' best friend Tatsuki. Ulquiorra stays planted in his spot, his head turned to the side due to the punch. He glances at Tatsuki with his beautiful emerald eyes.
"What was that for?" he asks in an emotionless tone. "Where is she?" Tatsuki yells as she forces herself into Ulquiorra's large condo. "Who?" Ulquiorra asks as he calmly closes the door. "The tramp you left the club with! I know you slept with her last night!" Tatsuki yells at Ulquiorra as she stands in his living room.
Momo can hear Tatsuki yelling at Ulquiorra as she peeks from the kitchen. Ulquiorra spots the woman peeking from the corner of the room. His eyes say 'Hide' as he stares into her brown orbs. Momo nods and takes off her heels so when she runs to hide, it wouldn't be noisy.
"I slept with someone last night? I don't seem to recall" Ulquiorra says, pretending to think. Tatsuki growls "when your band finished playing, you all got drunk and you left with a skank!"
"A skank you say… How do you know if she was a…. Skank?" Ulquiorra asks lifting a sarcastic eyebrow. "How do I- Where is she!" Tatsuki yells once more as she searches Ulquiorra's large living room. "Not here I assure you." Ulquiorra says as he watches Tatsuki with his usual emotionless face.
"Oh she is! I can sense it!"
Ulquiorra exhales deeply "No. I never slept with anyone, and if I did I would've seen her this morning." Tatsuki glares at Ulquiorra and points an accusing finger at him "I had suspicions. Orihime wouldn't listen, but when she saw you leave with that whore she believed me."
Momo quickly and quietly slips into the bathroom. The door closes but with loud click. "Aha!" Tatsuki says as she runs to the bathroom. Momo curses under her breath as she looks for a hiding spot.
Tatsuki bursts through the door, scaring the poor woman in white. "I found you! Prepare to feel pain!" Tatsuki yells as she pulls her arm back, ready to punch Momo. Momo watches in fright and horror; her body shakes in fear.
She stops mid sentence due to Ulquiorra's quick movements as he appears in front of her, Tatsuki's fist in his hand as he stands protectively in front of Momo.
"What are you doing?" Tatsuki asks angrily through gritted teeth. "You're dealing with me, not her." Ulquiorra says in his emotionless tone that annoys Tatsuki to the fullest "Oh really! So you admit that you did sleep with that tramp!" Tatsuki yells as she sends death glares at the shaking Momo.
Ulquiorra Ignores Tatsuki's annoying accusation "So she sent you to be her messenger? Let me guess… We're over?" Ulquiorra asks with an 'I-don't-give-a-damn' tone in his voice "Or will she finally admit that she's been sleeping with Ichigo the whole time?" Ulquiorra asks with disgust in his voice as his grip tightens on Tatsuki's hand.
"I-It's true" a voice says from the door way. All three turn their heads to the door way and see's Orihime, her wavy orange hair sits on her shoulders. "What do you mean?" Tatsuki asks, completely shocked at her answer.
"I have been sleeping with Ichigo…" Orihime admits sadly. Ulquiorra turns his head to the side "I knew it." He growls out. He releases Tatsuki's fist.
"You didnt think about me did you?" Ulquiorra growls at her "You're the one who made me relise that I need a heart to live, you made me see the light and not stay in the darkness. I thought we were meant to be but I guess I was stupid." Ulquiorra says as frowns, his eyes glisten with sadness.
Momo places a reasurring hand onto Ulquiorra's shoulder. Ulquiorra glances over his shoulder, remembering that Momo is there. "I'm sorry you have to hear this..." he tells her. Momo squeezes his shoulder "It's fine. It's not your fault" Momo says softly.
"Orihime... Tatsuki" Ulquiorra says angrily, making the said girl jump. "Get out." he mutters.
"What?" Orihime says, Tatsuki lifts and eyebrow "Say again?"
Ulquiorra turns and glares at the two women in front of him "Get out." he growls out, but they still didnt hear.
Tatsuki and Orihime look at each other, confused.
Ulquiorra feels anger build in him "OUT!" he yells at the two.
Orihime and Tatsuki yelps in fright and scurry out of his condo.
Once Ulquiorra hears the door slam he sighs and sits down next to the bathtub, he leans on the large, white tub. Momo sits next to him, her tight dress going up at the movement. Ulquiorra leans his head back with his eyes closed.
Momo scoots closer to the man she possibly slept with.
"Is the shower running?" ULquiorra asks in a miserable tone. Momo furrows her brows "No..." she turns her head and looks at him.
A single tear falls down his cheek "Yes it is... I can feel it..." he mutters.
Momo slips her hand into his "Oh yeah..."
Ulquiorra tightens his grip on Momo's hand, Momo pulls his other hand and pulls him into a hug. Ulquiorra lets his tears fall as he holds the woman he's pretty sure he slept with. Momo caresses his raven black hair as he weeps.
"Do you mind if I ask your name?" Momo asks in his ear.
"Ulquiorra... Cifer..." he says through sobs
"Momo Hinamori" Momo says as she holds him tighter, feeling that if she let him go he'd fade away.
"Noce... To... Meet you..." Ulquiorra says, feeling a bit better now that he'd let his tears fall.
"Yes, you seem like a pleasant man. But I wonder... Did we really sleep with each other?" She asks blushing.
Ulquiorra lifts up his head "I would hope so... You're beautiful, outside and in."
Momo's blush darkens "Th-Thank you... I hope so too because... Y-You are really really h-hot..." Momo stutters.
Ulquiorra can't help but smirk. He wipes his tears and sigh. He looks at Momo's blushing face and can't help but be drawn closer and closer to her. Momo also leans in, until their lips touch.
That kiss turns into two then three and they begin a heated make-out session. Soon her dress finds it's way off and he is in his boxers.
One thing led to another and they were sure that they slept with each other.
I know they are a bit OOC but who cares, they slept with each other twice! :D LOL